Open Auditions

BritneysStuntDouble

I'm accepting open auditions for my friends list. Please feel free to post your persuasive comments and/or pics here, or to my inbox. We're considering opening one or two slots. Thanks.

Cranktastic

I like to count slowly.

elprincipito

na thanks i only add people that bench at least 100lbs

maab_connor

i have boobs.

BritneysStuntDouble

I like to count slowly.

Sexy counting, or just counting?

TylerJ76

i have boobs.

I do not.

She wins.

jackpotclown

I like to count slowly.

slowly.....slowly......slowly gettin faster, when I start to _____ I just can't seem to stop.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM \m/

MidwestAngel

Always the last picked for dodge ball

SofaKingRad_

I like cheese.

BritneysStuntDouble

na thanks i only add people that bench at least 100lbs

Why judge people on what they bench press? I mean, take you mom, for example. She does just fine bench pressing ... Oh, never mind.

BritneysStuntDouble

I like cheese.

In.

Cranktastic

I like to count slowly.

Sexy counting, or just counting?

Well DUH.

oregonzoo

I enjoy bacon. And have boobs.

Chief_Rocka

Cranktastic

I like to count slowly.

slowly.....slowly......slowly gettin faster, when I start to _____ I just can't seem to stop.....\m/

ONE! ONE count who likes to ____!

_Katastrophic

no thanks

_skittybang

BritneysStuntDouble

I enjoy bacon. And have boobs.

As much as I enjoy bacon, bacon references are an automatic dis-qualifier, as I am tired of the bacon jokes on MFP. I'm so very sorry.

BritneysStuntDouble

no thanks

Heh. Previous drop-ees do not qualify.

Chief_Rocka

my funny gifs don't show up when I post them

BritneysStuntDouble

UPDATE: Super-hot chick request received!

Cranktastic

where are the snacks?

BritneysStuntDouble

my funny gifs don't show up when I post them

I read the file name -- video games and special snowflake. Compelling.

BritneysStuntDouble

where are the snacks?

I'll check with my poodle.

_Katastrophic

no thanks

Heh. Previous drop-ees do not qualify.

awww you hurt my little feelings!!!! :sad:

jackpotclown

I like to count slowly.

slowly.....slowly......slowly gettin faster, when I start to _____ I just can't seem to stop.....\m/

ONE! ONE count who likes to ____!

I _____ the spiders on the wall.....I _______ the cobwebs in the hall......I ______ the candles on the shelf.....and when I'm alone I ________ myself ....yeah.....\m/

MidwestAngel

UPDATE: Super-hot chick request received!

I didn't send you a FR

SlickFootAnna

Not auditioning but felt compelled to post this.

BritneysStuntDouble

no thanks

Heh. Previous drop-ees do not qualify.

awww you hurt my little feelings!!!! :sad:

Referring you to the bullying thread.

BritneysStuntDouble

Not auditioning but felt compelled to post this.

gasp

BEERRUNNER!

_Katastrophic

no thanks

Heh. Previous drop-ees do not qualify.

awww you hurt my little feelings!!!! :sad:

Referring you to the bullying thread.

you so mean