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  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
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    where are the snacks?
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    quot+I+play+video+games+because+I+m+a+special+snowflake+_b218568f869856025477079a39423e41.gif

    my funny gifs don't show up when I post them
    I read the file name -- video games and special snowflake. Compelling.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    where are the snacks?
    I'll check with my poodle.
  • _Katastrophic
    _Katastrophic Posts: 98
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    no thanks
    Heh. Previous drop-ees do not qualify.

    awww you hurt my little feelings!!!! :sad:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    I like to count slowly.
    slowly.....slowly......slowly gettin faster, when I start to _____ I just can't seem to stop.....\m/

    ONE! ONE count who likes to ____!
    I _____ the spiders on the wall.....I _______ the cobwebs in the hall......I ______ the candles on the shelf.....and when I'm alone I ________ myself ....yeah.....\m/
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    UPDATE: Super-hot chick request received!

    I didn't send you a FR
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
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    Not auditioning but felt compelled to post this.

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  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    no thanks
    Heh. Previous drop-ees do not qualify.
    awww you hurt my little feelings!!!! :sad:
    Referring you to the bullying thread.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    Not auditioning but felt compelled to post this.

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    gasp

    BEERRUNNER!
  • _Katastrophic
    _Katastrophic Posts: 98
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    no thanks
    Heh. Previous drop-ees do not qualify.
    awww you hurt my little feelings!!!! :sad:
    Referring you to the bullying thread.



    you so mean
  • Carlyannabelle
    Carlyannabelle Posts: 621 Member
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    I like beer...
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    My dog eats her own pinecone bird feeder, and then attacks hobos. I am applying on her behalf.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    Why I Would Be A Good Friend For Sandwich Fartist,
    by EmanYalpsid, age 33

    I would by a goo friend for Sandwich Fartist because I have a good personality. I am a peep hole person and I like to do things such as walking, and running.

    I sometimes think dark thoughts that make me want to do bad things but the doctor says that it's normal to have dark thoughts sometimes but that if I ever really need to do a bad thing I mustn't.

    I like making internet friends and follow their lives closely. I like to pretend that we're real friends like the friends on Friends and that we all gather at Central Perk for coffee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    I also like fitness and eating right. Sometimes I go to the gym and just watch them all run on the treadmills, thinking their mundane thoughts, probably negative, about me, and thinking that they're better than me, until I just want to run out to the parking lot with a knife and slash all their tires and then when they get out of the gym offer to call triple A so that they can see that I'm a good person.

    Such dark, dark thoughts.

    I'm sorry I should make a phone call right now.

    Hoping you friend me soon,
    EmanYalpsid
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Because I have been to Rube's Steakhouse.
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
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    .......... and then my mind wandered off to this...

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  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
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    I think fart jokes are so immature.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    no thanks
    Heh. Previous drop-ees do not qualify.

    Once was enough for me anyway.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    no thanks

    ^ this.
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    I'm just here to watch the game

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