Open Auditions

Carlyannabelle

I like beer...

Beastette

My dog eats her own pinecone bird feeder, and then attacks hobos. I am applying on her behalf.

BurtHuttz

Why I Would Be A Good Friend For Sandwich Fartist,
by EmanYalpsid, age 33

I would by a goo friend for Sandwich Fartist because I have a good personality. I am a peep hole person and I like to do things such as walking, and running.

I sometimes think dark thoughts that make me want to do bad things but the doctor says that it's normal to have dark thoughts sometimes but that if I ever really need to do a bad thing I mustn't.

I like making internet friends and follow their lives closely. I like to pretend that we're real friends like the friends on Friends and that we all gather at Central Perk for coffee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I also like fitness and eating right. Sometimes I go to the gym and just watch them all run on the treadmills, thinking their mundane thoughts, probably negative, about me, and thinking that they're better than me, until I just want to run out to the parking lot with a knife and slash all their tires and then when they get out of the gym offer to call triple A so that they can see that I'm a good person.

Such dark, dark thoughts.

I'm sorry I should make a phone call right now.

Hoping you friend me soon,
EmanYalpsid

felice03

Because I have been to Rube's Steakhouse.

SlickFootAnna

.......... and then my mind wandered off to this...

GiddyupTim

I think fart jokes are so immature.

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BeeElMarvin

no thanks

Heh. Previous drop-ees do not qualify.

Once was enough for me anyway.

WinnerVictorious

no thanks

^ this.

_Bob_

I'm just here to watch the game

Cranktastic

where are the snacks?

I'll check with my poodle.

I do not want POOPSNACKS today.

Beastette

Why I Would Be A Good Friend For Sandwich Fartist,
by EmanYalpsid, age 33

I would by a goo friend for Sandwich Fartist because I have a good personality. I am a peep hole person and I like to do things such as walking, and running.

I sometimes think dark thoughts that make me want to do bad things but the doctor says that it's normal to have dark thoughts sometimes but that if I ever really need to do a bad thing I mustn't.

I like making internet friends and follow their lives closely. I like to pretend that we're real friends like the friends on Friends and that we all gather at Central Perk for coffee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I also like fitness and eating right. Sometimes I go to the gym and just watch them all run on the treadmills, thinking their mundane thoughts, probably negative, about me, and thinking that they're better than me, until I just want to run out to the parking lot with a knife and slash all their tires and then when they get out of the gym offer to call triple A so that they can see that I'm a good person.

Such dark, dark thoughts.

I'm sorry I should make a phone call right now.

Hoping you friend me soon,
EmanYalpsid

Gets my vote.

_Elemenopee_

No! You're a Meany Butt Moo Moo Cow (I found that on Urban Dictionary, you're welcome)

GluttonousGirl

I'll let you use my peanutbutter...and my dog.

cmcollins001

where are the snacks?

I'll check with my poodle.

I do not want POOPSNACKS today.

WE all know you just want to dance:

yoovie

_skittybang

WE all know you just want to dance:

PERFECTION! MWAHAHHAHA!!!!!

spade117

No.

♥Faerie♥

I'm a Fae..........

_Elemenopee_

That a female captain america dancer or a puerto rican day parade news clip?

Louisianababy93

You wish you could be on my friends list! Pssh!

elprincipito

You wish you could be on my friends list! Pssh!

this, he's probably a 4/10

_Wits_

I'm all set.

Harrisonray73

I use to eat cheese like that but I think that is one of the reasons that I am the weight I am

RachaelJ35

Why I Would Be A Good Friend For Sandwich Fartist,
by EmanYalpsid, age 33

I would by a goo friend for Sandwich Fartist because I have a good personality. I am a peep hole person and I like to do things such as walking, and running.

I sometimes think dark thoughts that make me want to do bad things but the doctor says that it's normal to have dark thoughts sometimes but that if I ever really need to do a bad thing I mustn't.

I like making internet friends and follow their lives closely. I like to pretend that we're real friends like the friends on Friends and that we all gather at Central Perk for coffee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I also like fitness and eating right. Sometimes I go to the gym and just watch them all run on the treadmills, thinking their mundane thoughts, probably negative, about me, and thinking that they're better than me, until I just want to run out to the parking lot with a knife and slash all their tires and then when they get out of the gym offer to call triple A so that they can see that I'm a good person.

Such dark, dark thoughts.

I'm sorry I should make a phone call right now.

Hoping you friend me soon,
EmanYalpsid

Eman for president . . . . . wait,what?

_Katastrophic

no thanks

^ this.

:laugh:

d_Mode

I have alcohol, tobacco and firearms but you'll have to bring the chips...

jackpotclown

\m/

Dub_D

Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.

elprincipito

Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.