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Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.
he did this to me too! and he stinks!0 -
My dog eats her own pinecone bird feeder, and then attacks hobos. I am applying on her behalf.0
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That a female captain america dancer or a puerto rican day parade news clip?
oh for ___'s sake!0 -
You wish you could be on my friends list! Pssh!
^^There's an IQ test to be on my list0 -
Why I Would Be A Good Friend For Sandwich Fartist,
by EmanYalpsid, age 33
I would by a goo friend for Sandwich Fartist because I have a good personality. I am a peep hole person and I like to do things such as walking, and running.
I sometimes think dark thoughts that make me want to do bad things but the doctor says that it's normal to have dark thoughts sometimes but that if I ever really need to do a bad thing I mustn't.
I like making internet friends and follow their lives closely. I like to pretend that we're real friends like the friends on Friends and that we all gather at Central Perk for coffee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I also like fitness and eating right. Sometimes I go to the gym and just watch them all run on the treadmills, thinking their mundane thoughts, probably negative, about me, and thinking that they're better than me, until I just want to run out to the parking lot with a knife and slash all their tires and then when they get out of the gym offer to call triple A so that they can see that I'm a good person.
Such dark, dark thoughts.
I'm sorry I should make a phone call right now.
Hoping you friend me soon,
EmanYalpsid0 -
Because I have been to Rube's Steakhouse.0
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I think fart jokes are so immature.
FART!0 -
I'll let you use my peanutbutter...and my dog.0
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no thanks
Not a previous drop-ee.
What she said.0 -
I'll let you use my peanutbutter...and my dog.0
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Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.
Who wouldn't want your pics...0 -
I think fart jokes are so immature.
FART!
And I also think its immature to hold your farts in all day long. :ohwell: In fact if your a fart-joker, thats almost a guarranteed spot on my friends list. That, and being a girl who farts, & a open diary, who writes in the diary, & talks to me ever so often... Thats like a for sure spot on my VIP List.0 -
Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.
2. It's a *kitten* folder, comprised of files.
3. I'm fickle, and prone to sudden adds and drops. I'm sorry. It wasn't anything personal.0 -
Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.
But what if you add more? That is why I don't delete afterwards.0 -
Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.
But what if you add more? That is why I don't delete afterwards.
Exactly. And everyone knows I send out nude pics on the second day of friendship.0 -
I like to count slowly.
I can only count to 21, but I have to get naked to do it.0 -
Exactly. And everyone knows I send out nude pics on the second day of friendship.0
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Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.0
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UPDATE: Super hot chick added!0
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