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  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
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    where are the snacks?
    I'll check with my poodle.

    :angry:
    I do not want POOPSNACKS today.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    Why I Would Be A Good Friend For Sandwich Fartist,
    by EmanYalpsid, age 33

    I would by a goo friend for Sandwich Fartist because I have a good personality. I am a peep hole person and I like to do things such as walking, and running.

    I sometimes think dark thoughts that make me want to do bad things but the doctor says that it's normal to have dark thoughts sometimes but that if I ever really need to do a bad thing I mustn't.

    I like making internet friends and follow their lives closely. I like to pretend that we're real friends like the friends on Friends and that we all gather at Central Perk for coffee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    I also like fitness and eating right. Sometimes I go to the gym and just watch them all run on the treadmills, thinking their mundane thoughts, probably negative, about me, and thinking that they're better than me, until I just want to run out to the parking lot with a knife and slash all their tires and then when they get out of the gym offer to call triple A so that they can see that I'm a good person.

    Such dark, dark thoughts.

    I'm sorry I should make a phone call right now.

    Hoping you friend me soon,
    EmanYalpsid

    Gets my vote.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    No! You're a Meany Butt Moo Moo Cow (I found that on Urban Dictionary, you're welcome)
  • GluttonousGirl
    GluttonousGirl Posts: 384 Member
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    I'll let you use my peanutbutter...and my dog.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    where are the snacks?
    I'll check with my poodle.

    :angry:
    I do not want POOPSNACKS today.

    WE all know you just want to dance:

    http-__makeagifcom_media_12-03-2012_6_sBlM1.gif
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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    WE all know you just want to dance:

    http-__makeagifcom_media_12-03-2012_6_sBlM1.gif

    PERFECTION! MWAHAHHAHA!!!!!
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    No.
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    I'm a Fae..........
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    http-__makeagifcom_media_12-03-2012_6_sBlM1.gif

    That a female captain america dancer or a puerto rican day parade news clip?
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    You wish you could be on my friends list! Pssh!
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    You wish you could be on my friends list! Pssh!
    this, he's probably a 4/10
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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    I'm all set.
  • Harrisonray73
    Harrisonray73 Posts: 2 Member
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    I use to eat cheese like that but I think that is one of the reasons that I am the weight I am
  • RachaelJ35
    RachaelJ35 Posts: 10
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    Why I Would Be A Good Friend For Sandwich Fartist,
    by EmanYalpsid, age 33

    I would by a goo friend for Sandwich Fartist because I have a good personality. I am a peep hole person and I like to do things such as walking, and running.

    I sometimes think dark thoughts that make me want to do bad things but the doctor says that it's normal to have dark thoughts sometimes but that if I ever really need to do a bad thing I mustn't.

    I like making internet friends and follow their lives closely. I like to pretend that we're real friends like the friends on Friends and that we all gather at Central Perk for coffee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    I also like fitness and eating right. Sometimes I go to the gym and just watch them all run on the treadmills, thinking their mundane thoughts, probably negative, about me, and thinking that they're better than me, until I just want to run out to the parking lot with a knife and slash all their tires and then when they get out of the gym offer to call triple A so that they can see that I'm a good person.

    Such dark, dark thoughts.

    I'm sorry I should make a phone call right now.

    Hoping you friend me soon,
    EmanYalpsid


    Eman for president . . . . . wait,what?
  • _Katastrophic
    _Katastrophic Posts: 98
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    no thanks

    ^ this.

    :laugh:
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
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    I have alcohol, tobacco and firearms but you'll have to bring the chips...
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    count.jpg \m/
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.
    4mceko5.gif

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