Open Auditions

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  • _Katastrophic
    _Katastrophic Posts: 98
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.


    he did this to me too! and he stinks!
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    My dog eats her own pinecone bird feeder, and then attacks hobos. I am applying on her behalf.
    Sounds legit.
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    http-__makeagifcom_media_12-03-2012_6_sBlM1.gif

    That a female captain america dancer or a puerto rican day parade news clip?

    oh for ___'s sake!
  • GeekGirl23
    GeekGirl23 Posts: 517 Member
    You wish you could be on my friends list! Pssh!

    ^^There's an IQ test to be on my list
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    Why I Would Be A Good Friend For Sandwich Fartist,
    by EmanYalpsid, age 33

    I would by a goo friend for Sandwich Fartist because I have a good personality. I am a peep hole person and I like to do things such as walking, and running.

    I sometimes think dark thoughts that make me want to do bad things but the doctor says that it's normal to have dark thoughts sometimes but that if I ever really need to do a bad thing I mustn't.

    I like making internet friends and follow their lives closely. I like to pretend that we're real friends like the friends on Friends and that we all gather at Central Perk for coffee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    I also like fitness and eating right. Sometimes I go to the gym and just watch them all run on the treadmills, thinking their mundane thoughts, probably negative, about me, and thinking that they're better than me, until I just want to run out to the parking lot with a knife and slash all their tires and then when they get out of the gym offer to call triple A so that they can see that I'm a good person.

    Such dark, dark thoughts.

    I'm sorry I should make a phone call right now.

    Hoping you friend me soon,
    EmanYalpsid
    That was fantastic, actually.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    Because I have been to Rube's Steakhouse.
    Me too!
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    I think fart jokes are so immature.
    I know you do.

    FART!
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    I'll let you use my peanutbutter...and my dog.
    Are you pooping in your pic? :love:
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    no thanks
    Heh. Previous drop-ees do not qualify.

    Not a previous drop-ee.
    What she said.
  • GluttonousGirl
    GluttonousGirl Posts: 384 Member
    I'll let you use my peanutbutter...and my dog.
    Are you pooping in your pic? :love:
    it's my favorite pasttime. yup!
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.

    Who wouldn't want your pics... :)
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    I think fart jokes are so immature.
    I know you do.

    FART!
    I love fart jokes.... :happy:

    And I also think its immature to hold your farts in all day long. :ohwell: In fact if your a fart-joker, thats almost a guarranteed spot on my friends list. That, and being a girl who farts, & a open diary, who writes in the diary, & talks to me ever so often... Thats like a for sure spot on my VIP List.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.
    1. One doesn't have to be friends to access profile pics.
    2. It's a *kitten* folder, comprised of files.
    3. I'm fickle, and prone to sudden adds and drops. I'm sorry. It wasn't anything personal.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.

    But what if you add more? That is why I don't delete afterwards.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.

    But what if you add more? That is why I don't delete afterwards.

    Exactly. And everyone knows I send out nude pics on the second day of friendship.
  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
    I like to count slowly.
    Sexy counting, or just counting?

    I can only count to 21, but I have to get naked to do it.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Exactly. And everyone knows I send out nude pics on the second day of friendship.
    FR-ed.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.
    But what if you add more? That is why I don't delete afterwards.
    Exactly. And everyone knows I send out nude pics on the second day of friendship.
    DAMMIT!
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    UPDATE: Super hot chick added!
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  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.

    But what if you add more? That is why I don't delete afterwards.

    Exactly. And everyone knows I send out nude pics on the second day of friendship.

    I feel cheated now :grumble:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.

    But what if you add more? That is why I don't delete afterwards.

    Exactly. And everyone knows I send out nude pics on the second day of friendship.

    Dani..can I be your friend then??? we can send nude pics to each other on the 2nd day of friendship..and a BONUS pic after a week...lol...:laugh:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I'm accepting open auditions for my friends list. Please feel free to post your persuasive comments and/or pics here, or to my inbox. We're considering opening one or two slots. Thanks.

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  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    You wish you could be on my friends list! Pssh!

    ^^There's an IQ test to be on my list

    There's an obstacle course test for mine. Maybe i should add a IQ test, hmm.
  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.

    But what if you add more? That is why I don't delete afterwards.

    Exactly. And everyone knows I send out nude pics on the second day of friendship.

    :cry: I never got one :cry:
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.

    Well that's silly. I didn't even add you and yet your pics are in my *kitten* file.
  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.
    1. One doesn't have to be friends to access profile pics.
    2. It's a *kitten* folder, comprised of files.
    3. I'm fickle, and prone to sudden adds and drops. I'm sorry. It wasn't anything personal.

    it's not a binder?

    ^^^That's funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.

    But what if you add more? That is why I don't delete afterwards.

    Exactly. And everyone knows I send out nude pics on the second day of friendship.

    :cry: I never got one :cry:

    me neither:angry:
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    UPDATE: Super hot chick added!

    Lucky Girl!
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Don't do it. He added me & deleted me within the same hour last week. He just wants to add your pics to his *kitten* file.

    But what if you add more? That is why I don't delete afterwards.

    Exactly. And everyone knows I send out nude pics on the second day of friendship.

    :cry: I never got one :cry:

    me neither:angry:

    It's posted in the NC-17 group.

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