DO I POOP WRONG?

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  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
    I think we all survived this unnatural pooping. So I'm going to stick to that.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    I stand and put one foot up on the sink.

    Do I win?

    Pics or it didn't happen.

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  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
    Why, are you screaming at me....?

    BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE CLEAR WE ARE ALL POOPING WRONG OMG IM WORRIED ABOUT UR HEALTH HERE!!!
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    sorry I don't do squatty potties
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    But this only applies to men. Correct? Because we all know women don't poop... or fart... or belch for that matter.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    But this only applies to men. Correct? Because we all know women don't poop... or fart... or belch for that matter.

    Those are called blowup dolls.... and if they fart you need a new one
  • LelliAmi
    LelliAmi Posts: 327 Member
    I stand and put one foot up on the sink.

    Do I win?

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    LMAO ^^This!! XD
  • halejr23
    halejr23 Posts: 294
    Damn! I could have really used this post earlier so I could double check my form ...

    Wait ... what?? ;-)
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
    THEY HAVE A PICTURE TO PROVE IT

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    Pics or it didn't happen... oh wait... they have a pic. Ok guys, it's legit!
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    What does the *kitten* look like when you are pooping in the shower, not saying i do or anything, but if one were too, say try to kill 3 birds in one shower, is it safe. (Remember I dont do it, my friends brothers uncle brought it up at thanksgiving). Answers needed quick, as it is coming on my, i mean friends uncles shower time/poop time. (hurry)
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    I squatted a lot throughout Asia last year, and I tell you now I'd rather have pooper problems than squat over a hole in the ground again... if you don't have good aim or explosive anything then it's gonna end up down your leg, over your trousers and it's a delightful smell to be carrying around with you all day. The other problem is your legs can get tired if you're going for a marathon dump so you rush things along, which isn't a good thing... A good old seat and newspaper is the way forward... a nice leisurely poop to start the day right instead of balancing on the edge of doom trying to get your aim straight!

    This is my favourite post on this entire forum.

    Sir, you deserve a medal.
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
    on all this this topic, I refer to MLB great george brett

    (language NSFW)


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hu4aLXv7U
  • bridgelene
    bridgelene Posts: 358 Member
    I nominate this for best thread ever.
  • Litlbeast
    Litlbeast Posts: 340 Member
    I love you guys. :happy:
  • briannadunn
    briannadunn Posts: 841 Member
    I squatted a lot throughout Asia last year, and I tell you now I'd rather have pooper problems than squat over a hole in the ground again... if you don't have good aim or explosive anything then it's gonna end up down your leg, over your trousers and it's a delightful smell to be carrying around with you all day. The other problem is your legs can get tired if you're going for a marathon dump so you rush things along, which isn't a good thing... A good old seat and newspaper is the way forward... a nice leisurely poop to start the day right instead of balancing on the edge of doom trying to get your aim straight!
    My Cousin would second this, she wore dresses just not to make a mess.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    I read on Mercola that microwave radiation affects the brain so that it becomes impossible to squat and poop properly - which is why we sit.

    Get rid of the microwave and squat - those are the keys to long, healthy life. Totally legit.
  • fattypattybinger
    fattypattybinger Posts: 337
    Nothing like flying into Hong Kong and walking in and seeing a whole in the ground. Of course I wasn't warned about it either.
  • TheFunBun
    TheFunBun Posts: 793 Member
    Half of this misc section on bodybuilding.com has switched to the squat toilet.

    If you used it, you'd know. **** is amazing.

    Also, even if the colon cancer correlation in squatting vs non squatting countries has nothing to do with squatting and everything to do with diet, the act of pooping is like 200x better while squatting.
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    Regular poopers are so up tight

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  • GeekGirl23
    GeekGirl23 Posts: 517 Member
    squatty-potty.jpg

    She looks so comfortable... Im going to rush our and get the squatty potty

    And so happy... I want to look that happy going poop in my white pants
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    you are supposed to poop facing the toilet not away
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member

    I DONT WANT TO DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT RELEASING THE PARKING BREAK!!!!!

    I did that today!! It was frustrating. I was like "Oh no! What is wrong with my car??" Then it was "What's that red light on the dash...oooohhh..... Ya, brakes." Then it was smooth sailing the rest the way home.
  • KarmaxKitty
    KarmaxKitty Posts: 901 Member
    Someone said something about snacks?!?!?! WHERE??? :P
  • GeekGirl23
    GeekGirl23 Posts: 517 Member
    But this only applies to men. Correct? Because we all know women don't poop... or fart... or belch for that matter.

    You obviously have never been with a woman more then a few hours.
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    I stand and put one foot up on the sink.

    Do I win?

    No. Because I poop in my microwave. That's the only thing that deathbox is safe for.

    I win
    Maybe we should use the microwave as a foot support for a squatty potty contraption, like the happy girl in the white pants.
    The death box would then be a Happy Squatty Box
  • Yaya1976
    Yaya1976 Posts: 357 Member
    WOW.
    No other words...LOL :noway:
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    I stand and put one foot up on the sink.

    Do I win?

    No. Because I poop in my microwave. That's the only thing that deathbox is safe for.

    I win
    Maybe we should use the microwave as a foot support for a squatty potty contraption, like the happy girl in the white pants.
    The death box would then be a Happy Squatty Box

    ^^You Win
  • Ke11yJo
    Ke11yJo Posts: 141
    I am crying from laughing so hard ... this thread made my entire day :smooched:
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    I squatted a lot throughout Asia last year, and I tell you now I'd rather have pooper problems than squat over a hole in the ground again... if you don't have good aim or explosive anything then it's gonna end up down your leg, over your trousers and it's a delightful smell to be carrying around with you all day. The other problem is your legs can get tired if you're going for a marathon dump so you rush things along, which isn't a good thing... A good old seat and newspaper is the way forward... a nice leisurely poop to start the day right instead of balancing on the edge of doom trying to get your aim straight!

    It was the same way the Summer I went to Ukraine. They didn't have toilets, they had squat holes.
    Why didn't anyone tell me this?!
  • gotogirl81
    gotogirl81 Posts: 278 Member
    I nominate this for best thread ever.

    2nd that.


    also..speaking of pooping. i just watched my niece, she's 9 months old. she's got it easy wearing her diaper and not having to worry about it not coming out right or if she's positioned right. she just smiles and giggles even when sitting in diaper full of poo..

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