DO I POOP WRONG?

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  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
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    This thread gives me a headache. :noway:

    You probably have the headache because you've been pooping wrong all your life!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    Lies I do not poop.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Oddly enough, I've yet to have a problem in this area. I'll keep doing it the way I've always done it. Thanks!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    That's why I don't do squats. Sh*tting yourself at the gym is just embarassing...
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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    I stand and put one foot up on the sink.

    Do I win?

    No. Because I poop in my microwave. That's the only thing that deathbox is safe for.

    I win
  • JeffinRaleigh
    JeffinRaleigh Posts: 85
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    ""For safety, nature has deliberately created obstacles to evacuation that can only be removed by squatting. In any other position, the colon defaults to 'continence mode.' This is why the conventional sitting position deprives the colon of support from the thighs and leaves the rectum choked by the puborectalis muscle.These obstacles make elimination difficult and incomplete – like trying to drive a car without releasing the parking brake. '

    I DONT WANT TO DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT RELEASING THE PARKING BREAK!!!!!
    Clearly, nature has never been on a long walk with me (if you catch my drift). :blushing: :embarassed:
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Maybe Mercola should squat, cuz he's full of *kitten*...
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    _Timmeh_ burned 500 calories doing puborectalis muscle deadlifts
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    squatty-potty.jpg

    She looks so comfortable... Im going to rush our and get the squatty potty
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    Why, are you screaming at me....?
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
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    I think we all survived this unnatural pooping. So I'm going to stick to that.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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    I stand and put one foot up on the sink.

    Do I win?

    Pics or it didn't happen.

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  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
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    Why, are you screaming at me....?

    BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE CLEAR WE ARE ALL POOPING WRONG OMG IM WORRIED ABOUT UR HEALTH HERE!!!
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    sorry I don't do squatty potties
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
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    But this only applies to men. Correct? Because we all know women don't poop... or fart... or belch for that matter.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    But this only applies to men. Correct? Because we all know women don't poop... or fart... or belch for that matter.

    Those are called blowup dolls.... and if they fart you need a new one
  • LelliAmi
    LelliAmi Posts: 327 Member
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    I stand and put one foot up on the sink.

    Do I win?

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    LMAO ^^This!! XD
  • halejr23
    halejr23 Posts: 294
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    Damn! I could have really used this post earlier so I could double check my form ...

    Wait ... what?? ;-)
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
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    THEY HAVE A PICTURE TO PROVE IT

    sitting-vs-squatting.gif

    Pics or it didn't happen... oh wait... they have a pic. Ok guys, it's legit!
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
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    What does the *kitten* look like when you are pooping in the shower, not saying i do or anything, but if one were too, say try to kill 3 birds in one shower, is it safe. (Remember I dont do it, my friends brothers uncle brought it up at thanksgiving). Answers needed quick, as it is coming on my, i mean friends uncles shower time/poop time. (hurry)

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