DO I POOP WRONG?

Going4Lean

You can always use a squatty potty made for adults. My trainer told me about them months ago.

http://www.squattypotty.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/homepage-christmas.jpg

I am just not getting the right kind of advice from my trainer...

lol, we just spoke about everything.

fattypattybinger

I didn't know what a squat potty chair was. SO I googled it one person even said they take it with them traveling. They come in different sizes

Going4Lean

You can always use a squatty potty made for adults. My trainer told me about them months ago.

http://www.squattypotty.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/homepage-christmas.jpg

I am just not getting the right kind of advice from my trainer...

I miss my trainer (

rompers16

Well what do you know, he was right.

AnvilHead

Mercola's just trying to disprove everybody saying he's full of *kitten*.

billsica

http://liquid.do-ob.com/dot eye emm gee/The Family Zoo.jpg

bikinibeliever

Bump....I'll read this in the morning.

I don't usually think poop subjects are funny....but this is freaking hilarious! :laugh:

Becky388

i was sitting today and if that monster was incomplete then something is bad wrong with me
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LMBO!!

mamasmaltz3

Bump so this thread lives on. I nominate for "Funniest Thread of the Year".

SopranogirlCa

TMI

butterfli7o

Bump so this thread lives on. I nominate for "Funniest Thread of the Year".

Ditto.

Ginger_Poomkin

OMG I think I just died XD

I heard you were serving snacks here.

Masqueraded

TMI

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2032/2050709205_8e2d40aa06_z.jpg?zz=1

BurtHuttz

I don't understand why every thread about poop has to get derailed.

jpenningtonuk

SofaKingRad_

*BUMP* MOAR PEOPLE NEED 2 KNOW THEY POOP WRONG!! SPREAD THE WORD!

supplemama

Oh my word, this thread has me in STITCHES ha ha ha ha!

>I can't breathe<

LOL!

hiker359

So I should be climbing up on the toilet and squatting? Who knew? I blame my parents for teaching me the incorrect form for pooping and society for perpetuating the fable.

_Katastrophic

*BUMP* MOAR PEOPLE NEED 2 KNOW THEY POOP WRONG!! SPREAD THE WORD!

I knew this a couple years ago, you're slacking dude!

samanthaxb

supplemama

Half of this misc section on bodybuilding.com has switched to the squat toilet.

If you used it, you'd know. **** is amazing.

Also, even if the colon cancer correlation in squatting vs non squatting countries has nothing to do with squatting and everything to do with diet, the act of pooping is like 200x better while squatting.

Could you explain what makes it better? You've piqued my curiosity now. I don't have pooping issues, I poop regularly at least twice a day, and it only takes a few minutes, if that. How would squatting improve my experience? In what way does squatting make pooping better?

A_Valerie

I have heard the best way to poop is with 2 girls 1 cup.
they appeared to have no parking break issues is all i am saying

mcdebbie

Oh no, now I feel the urge to "go"

red_road

I just pull it out and throw it. No colorectal muscles needed.

ugh lol i cant believe i just laughed at that.

stetienne

GorillaNJ

Here is a tutorial....

http://youtu.be/dKkryfdtMNQ

Booking a flight to India now

mschickiepoo

OMG this is THE funniest thing I've read online in a long time! Yeah perhaps I don't get out much.......... hahahaha THANKS for the chuckles!

mistertug

Pooping at all is your first mistake.

andreanicole686

Well, *kitten*! <--- I've been doing it wrong all these years.

hahaha

deksgrl

No.

Most people do not sit on the toilet with exceptional back posture as though they are the Queen of England. Leaning forward fulfills the same positioning as a traditional squat when it comes to excretion.

What? I thought you were supposed to, it is called the Throne, isn't it?