DO I POOP WRONG?

kayduro

This thread gives me a headache. :noway:

Maybe you have to poop.

kbogart1996

bump

beachgirl172723

I heard you were serving snacks here.

Really bad day just ended LMAO. Best thread ever. Best comment hands down! omg

ruperthumphrey

I just pull it out and throw it. No colorectal muscles needed.



Way tooooo funny!!

shelbyss133

lmao @fire_rock

tmauck4472

It's supposed to be the way to give birth too, you guys try it and let me know how it works out for ya

cgilles9

I'm glad to see that I was not the only person drawn into this thread. Lol

dmpizza

I THINK US IN THE WEST POOP WRONG!!! READ THIS INTERESTING ARTICLE! OMG

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/12/03/toilet-squatting-position.aspx

"Us in the West"? I guess pooping upstream of your drinking water like they do in half the world is much better.

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

I THINK US IN THE WEST POOP WRONG!!! READ THIS INTERESTING ARTICLE! OMG

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/12/03/toilet-squatting-position.aspx

"Us in the West"? I guess pooping upstream of your drinking water like they do in half the world is much better.

Well, of course it is. If you poop in a stream or river, you obviously have to be in the proper pooping position. Did you not learn anything from the informative article this kind gentleman posted?!

ebailey710

Let gravity run it's course. And *kitten* down your leg.

sukiheart

This is the best thread of all time.

Lift_hard_eat_big

I usually have the squirts so no problemo evacuating here.

cuarrech

It's supposed to be the way to give birth too, you guys try it and let me know how it works out for ya

I have experience with this. Child #1, no squat, 18 hour labor. Child #2, squatted the whole time, maybe 30-45 minutes of actual labor. Less stress with #2 was also helpful.

See? I said #2. I'm stil on topic.

michellekicks

Bump because I wanna read this over and over and over.

mmddwechanged

I heard you were serving snacks here.

Lol

shella_bella

This was a great read. Crack me up.

vanguardfitness

I eat enough fiber and veggies. Everything slides out. It's almost like natural peanut butter :P

Going4Lean

You can always use a squatty potty made for adults. My trainer told me about them months ago.

http://www.squattypotty.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/homepage-christmas.jpg

RobKarmic

I squat.

r4hr4h

You can always use a squatty potty made for adults. My trainer told me about them months ago.

http://www.squattypotty.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/homepage-christmas.jpg

I am just not getting the right kind of advice from my trainer...