You keep what you kill...

_Elemenopee_
_Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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...is one of those movie quotes that not everyone gets and you find yourself trying to explain it then giving up and saying "NO, I'm not a morbid freak!"

Le Sigh.

What movie quotes get you funny looks?
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  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    rectum? Damn near killed em.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    rectum? Damn near killed em.

    Lol! One of my favorites!

    JM
  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
    What's you major malfunction Numb-nuts, mommie and daddy not feed you enough attention!

    Full metal jacket
    R Lee Ermey
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    What's you major malfunction Numb-nuts, mommie and daddy not feed you enough attention!

    Full metal jacket
    R Lee Ermey


    Oh, I used to coach high school kids, they always looked at me funny when I asked "Did your mother have any kids that lived?"

    God I love that movie LOL
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    Squeal now...squeal.

    Don't know why I get the odd looks.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    THIS ISN'T NAM, THERE ARE RULES!
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    Nihilists! Fk me, I mean say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
    Stop calling me Shirley!
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Squeal now...squeal.

    Don't know why I get the odd looks.

    :noway:

    that is wrong on soooo many levels :laugh:
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    Nihilists! Fk me, I mean say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos

    Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

    You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
  • MStanford336
    MStanford336 Posts: 68 Member
    Pipe down, Rusty.

    or

    You ever seen a grown man naked?
  • MStanford336
    MStanford336 Posts: 68 Member
    Stop calling me Shirley!

    Great minds think alike!
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    All the good ones end in "o"
  • FitGoal165
    FitGoal165 Posts: 82
    PUT THE F'ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    Nihilists! Fk me, I mean say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos

    Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

    You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they seen Karl Hungus?
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    I saw her boobies and I liked them, too!

    Samsonite! I was way off.
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    "stop breaking the law *kitten*"

    or

    My teacher says true beauty is on the inside
    --That's just something ugly people say

    "It's herbie hancock"
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    Squeal now...squeal.

    Don't know why I get the odd looks.

    :noway:

    that is wrong on soooo many levels :laugh:

    So wrong, it's right? Naw...you're right. Or are you wrong. I'm so confused now.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    "stop breaking the law *kitten*"

    or

    My teacher says true beauty is on the inside
    --That's just something ugly people say

    "It's herbie hancock"

    Great movie
  • MStanford336
    MStanford336 Posts: 68 Member
    PUT THE F'ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!

    It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    What's you major malfunction Numb-nuts, mommie and daddy not feed you enough attention!

    Full metal jacket
    R Lee Ermey


    Oh, I used to coach high school kids, they always looked at me funny when I asked "Did your mother have any kids that lived?"

    God I love that movie LOL

    "Looks like the best part of you rolled down the crack of your mama's *kitten* and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"
  • MStanford336
    MStanford336 Posts: 68 Member
    Would you do me? I'd do me.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "What are you gonna do? Set my country music award on fire?"
  • FitGoal165
    FitGoal165 Posts: 82
    PUT THE F'ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!

    It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

    What I love about this scene is that Buffalo Bill is trying to remain calm but the Senator's daughter just keeps crying and won't put the lotion in the basket. He finally loses it and screams, "PUT THE F'ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"
    Ha!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about."
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
    Booger-"We Have BUSH"!!!
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    "I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about."

    hahaha omg that guy was sucha tool!!
  • Nekhet
    Nekhet Posts: 380
    "Where are all the white women at?"

    "There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

    "It's good to be the king"
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    reciting any part of Office Space (especially Michael Bolton rapping in his car) or any movies with rifftrax by MST3K usually gets really odd looks... except from one person who is totally on my weirdness level and can rattle them off right back at me lol
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    MUMBLER! Seriously, I can't understand a word you're saying!

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