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_Elemenopee_
_Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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...is one of those movie quotes that not everyone gets and you find yourself trying to explain it then giving up and saying "NO, I'm not a morbid freak!"

Le Sigh.

What movie quotes get you funny looks?
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  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    rectum? Damn near killed em.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
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    rectum? Damn near killed em.

    Lol! One of my favorites!

    JM
  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
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    What's you major malfunction Numb-nuts, mommie and daddy not feed you enough attention!

    Full metal jacket
    R Lee Ermey
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    What's you major malfunction Numb-nuts, mommie and daddy not feed you enough attention!

    Full metal jacket
    R Lee Ermey


    Oh, I used to coach high school kids, they always looked at me funny when I asked "Did your mother have any kids that lived?"

    God I love that movie LOL
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
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    Squeal now...squeal.

    Don't know why I get the odd looks.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    THIS ISN'T NAM, THERE ARE RULES!
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
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    Nihilists! Fk me, I mean say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
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    Stop calling me Shirley!
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    Squeal now...squeal.

    Don't know why I get the odd looks.

    :noway:

    that is wrong on soooo many levels :laugh:
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    Nihilists! Fk me, I mean say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos

    Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

    You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
  • MStanford336
    MStanford336 Posts: 68 Member
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    Pipe down, Rusty.

    or

    You ever seen a grown man naked?
  • MStanford336
    MStanford336 Posts: 68 Member
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    Stop calling me Shirley!

    Great minds think alike!
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    All the good ones end in "o"
  • FitGoal165
    FitGoal165 Posts: 82
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    PUT THE F'ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
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    Nihilists! Fk me, I mean say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos

    Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

    You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they seen Karl Hungus?
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    I saw her boobies and I liked them, too!

    Samsonite! I was way off.
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    "stop breaking the law *kitten*"

    or

    My teacher says true beauty is on the inside
    --That's just something ugly people say

    "It's herbie hancock"
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
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    Squeal now...squeal.

    Don't know why I get the odd looks.

    :noway:

    that is wrong on soooo many levels :laugh:

    So wrong, it's right? Naw...you're right. Or are you wrong. I'm so confused now.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    "stop breaking the law *kitten*"

    or

    My teacher says true beauty is on the inside
    --That's just something ugly people say

    "It's herbie hancock"

    Great movie
  • MStanford336
    MStanford336 Posts: 68 Member
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    PUT THE F'ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!

    It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

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