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  • alvalaurie
    alvalaurie Posts: 369 Member
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    Just keep swimming....

    I love to SWIIIIIIIIIIIMMM!!!!!
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200.

    *gestures to one knee* AAAAH! *gestures to the other* AAAAH! AAAH! AAAAH!!!
  • Kathy_TheVampireSlayer
    Kathy_TheVampireSlayer Posts: 189 Member
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    How do you expect us to teach them to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building....

    Zoolander =)




    what is this ?! a center for ants ?!
    love that movie, lol
  • i_dont_want_2_be_fat_anymore
    i_dont_want_2_be_fat_anymore Posts: 171 Member
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    "There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

    Love this movie. Jackie Gleason makes it by far...
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    How do you expect us to teach them to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building....

    Zoolander =)

    WHAT IS THIS?! A SCHOOL FOR ANTS?!

    Well, you can Dere...leek my balls!
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    Water is the essence of wetness...wetness is the essence of beauty!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    "Maybe we could build a fire and sing couple of songs, huh?"

    "I'm your huckleberry"

    "You ain't no daisy, you ain't no daisy at all"

    "Damn the man!! Save the Empire!!!!"

    "My name's not Warren!"

    "What is with today, today?"

    "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."

    "Mawage. Mawage is what brings us togetha today."

    -and the list of wasted movie quotes goes on and on. I just hate wasting a fantastic movie quote on someone who doesn't get it.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    Oh, wouldn't it be great if I *was* crazy? Then the world would be okay. ~ James Cole:

    You are a total nutcase, completely deranged, delusional, paranoid. Your thought process is all ****ed up. Your information train is jammed, man! ~ Jeffrey Goines
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
  • 2BeFit4Jesus
    2BeFit4Jesus Posts: 97
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    "I'm sick and tired of these motherf^c%ing snakes, on this motherf^c%ing plane!"
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    Oh, and Dean? This is an exploding offer.

    A little floor spice makes everything nice!

    Nothin' sets off the flavor of steak like ketchup!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Your mom goes to college

    Do the chickens have large talons?

    Call an ambalance! (Denzel pronounced it that way)

    It's pronounced thermometer

    I quote lots of movies and tv shows but these are some of my all time favs
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    Oh, yes, massa, ain't gonna be no, no bacon on the salad, massa. Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, no bacon on the salad ~!
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE, GOSH!
  • Nekhet
    Nekhet Posts: 380
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    Mrs. Leverlilly: You've ruined that piano!
    Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?
    Mrs. Leverlilly: But that's a priceless Steinway!
    Clouseau: Not anymore!

    Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
    Hotel Clerk: No.
    Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
    [Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
    Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
    Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

    Clouseau: I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels. Oh, yes.
    [starts swinging on the parallel bars]
    Clouseau: Yes, it's all coming back now.
    [sings]
    Clouseau: Ah yes, I remember it...
    [loses grip and falls down the stairs]
    Clouseau: Aagh! Well, that felt good.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    Now, a question of etiquette...as I pass, do I give you the *kitten* or the crotch?
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    His name was Robert Paulson.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Now, a question of etiquette...as I pass, do I give you the *kitten* or the crotch?

    His name is Robert Paulson!

    *edited DAMN!
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    Now, a question of etiquette...as I pass, do I give you the *kitten* or the crotch?

    His name is Robert Paulson!

    *edited DAMN!

    Teehee!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE, GOSH!

    Friggin idiot!

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