You keep what you kill...

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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."

    Have fun storming the castle, boys!

    (I say that at least once a week... LOL)

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  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    I'm choosing not to walk --- dead poets society
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    "You mean like the backseat of a volkswagon?"
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    "keep your pantyhose on"
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
    "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."

    Have fun storming the castle, boys!

    (I say that at least once a week... LOL)

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    My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
    STOP saying that!
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  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    Great minds...
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Inconceivable!!!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I get strange looks every time I hear Steeler's Wheel "Stuck in the Middle with You" and say that I'm suddenly in the mood to slice someone's ear off and pour gasoline on it...

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    I was totally thinking of this movie earlier. LOL!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    In keeping with the season:

    "You're gonna shoot your eye out!"
  • KiltFuPanda
    KiltFuPanda Posts: 574 Member
    "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."

    Have fun storming the castle, boys!

    (I say that at least once a week... LOL)

    HUmperdink humperdink humperdink

    My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
    STOP saying that!

    "I'm on the brute squad" (to which anyone who gets the joke immediately follows up with "You ARE the brute squad."

    "I can't help being the biggest and the strongest."

    "Anybody wanna peanut?"

    and my favorite:

    "EVERYBODY... MOVE!"


    I'm a nerd, 6'3", and 350 lbs. Fezzik just appealed to me.
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
    "White man eat body of Christ every Sunday."
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    I'm choosing not to walk --- dead poets society

    O' Captain, my Captain
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    "I've had better!"
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    I get strange looks every time I hear Steeler's Wheel "Stuck in the Middle with You" and say that I'm suddenly in the mood to slice someone's ear off and pour gasoline on it...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKJtwtIOhRbN0pYDMpBhlHdVnuDB88xQ8-raEhznh0ixroe_87zD6n39VnrA

    I was totally thinking of this movie earlier. LOL!


    I'm not gonna lie, I think the same thing
  • ka_bateman
    ka_bateman Posts: 230 Member
    You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    What's you major malfunction Numb-nuts, mommie and daddy not feed you enough attention!

    Full metal jacket
    R Lee Ermey


    Oh, I used to coach high school kids, they always looked at me funny when I asked "Did your mother have any kids that lived?"

    God I love that movie LOL

    I think you mean "Did your mother have any intelligent children that lived?".

    I would have looked funny at you too, they probably thought you were a bit dim.
  • rosesigil
    rosesigil Posts: 105 Member
    reciting any part of Office Space (especially Michael Bolton rapping in his car) or any movies with rifftrax by MST3K usually gets really odd looks... except from one person who is totally on my weirdness level and can rattle them off right back at me lol

    His name is tributary?
    Rosthower, would you put out my head?
    That's octopi, actually.
    Gypsy, do you want to go to the scavenger scale?
    The legend ain't continuing like I used to.
    Wow..I haven't read Tolkein in over a week!
    Can I borrow a cup of shirt?
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    Never get out of the boat!!!!!!
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    She wants to make a pubey salad with Seth's own dressing!
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    LET'S FK ON THESE BEANS!
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    "That's not a knife. THIS is a knife. That's not a knife, that's a spoon! Well, I see you've played knifey spoony before!!"
  • JezzD1
    JezzD1 Posts: 431
    tooty ****in' fruity..


    Baby, Devils Rejects
  • stinkpurty
    stinkpurty Posts: 148
    ...my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined...
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    "The curtains?!"

    "WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY...NI!"

    "Knnnnnnnnnnnn-IG-ITS."
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    luke i am your father
  • Kandi150
    Kandi150 Posts: 167 Member
    That'll do donkey....
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    my love.

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