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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    What's you major malfunction Numb-nuts, mommie and daddy not feed you enough attention!

    Full metal jacket
    R Lee Ermey


    Oh, I used to coach high school kids, they always looked at me funny when I asked "Did your mother have any kids that lived?"

    God I love that movie LOL

    "Looks like the best part of you rolled down the crack of your mama's *kitten* and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"
  • MStanford336
    MStanford336 Posts: 68 Member
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    Would you do me? I'd do me.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    "What are you gonna do? Set my country music award on fire?"
  • FitGoal165
    FitGoal165 Posts: 82
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    PUT THE F'ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!

    It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

    What I love about this scene is that Buffalo Bill is trying to remain calm but the Senator's daughter just keeps crying and won't put the lotion in the basket. He finally loses it and screams, "PUT THE F'ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"
    Ha!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    "I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about."
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
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    Booger-"We Have BUSH"!!!
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    "I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about."

    hahaha omg that guy was sucha tool!!
  • Nekhet
    Nekhet Posts: 380
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    "Where are all the white women at?"

    "There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

    "It's good to be the king"
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
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    reciting any part of Office Space (especially Michael Bolton rapping in his car) or any movies with rifftrax by MST3K usually gets really odd looks... except from one person who is totally on my weirdness level and can rattle them off right back at me lol
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    MUMBLER! Seriously, I can't understand a word you're saying!
  • dcdemocrat34
    dcdemocrat34 Posts: 33
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    Kind of inappropriate, but hey its Friday!

    " My God. I haven't been fu*ked like that since grade school. "

    Fight Club

    " Man, you've got some fu*ked up friends, I'm tellin' ya. Limber, though... " More Fight Club
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
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    "Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!"
  • LuckyMe381
    LuckyMe381 Posts: 105 Member
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    All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
  • FitGoal165
    FitGoal165 Posts: 82
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    "Tell Victor that Ramon, the fella he met about a week ago? Tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."
  • crimsoncat
    crimsoncat Posts: 457 Member
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    "Where are all the white women at?"

    "There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

    "It's good to be the king"

    I just saw Mel Brooks. This makes me happy.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    After a spit take...

    "The Doc did what in his cup?!"
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    "Do I look like a cat to you? Do I look like I'm running around all nimbly pimbly from tree to tree?"
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

    What do I look like a cat to you? All nimbly bimbly and *kitten*
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    I got a bone to pick with you!
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
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    Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.

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