You keep what you kill...

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  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    Oh, and Dean? This is an exploding offer.

    A little floor spice makes everything nice!

    Nothin' sets off the flavor of steak like ketchup!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Your mom goes to college

    Do the chickens have large talons?

    Call an ambalance! (Denzel pronounced it that way)

    It's pronounced thermometer

    I quote lots of movies and tv shows but these are some of my all time favs
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    Oh, yes, massa, ain't gonna be no, no bacon on the salad, massa. Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, no bacon on the salad ~!
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE, GOSH!
  • Nekhet
    Nekhet Posts: 380
    Mrs. Leverlilly: You've ruined that piano!
    Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?
    Mrs. Leverlilly: But that's a priceless Steinway!
    Clouseau: Not anymore!

    Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
    Hotel Clerk: No.
    Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
    [Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
    Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
    Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

    Clouseau: I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels. Oh, yes.
    [starts swinging on the parallel bars]
    Clouseau: Yes, it's all coming back now.
    [sings]
    Clouseau: Ah yes, I remember it...
    [loses grip and falls down the stairs]
    Clouseau: Aagh! Well, that felt good.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    Now, a question of etiquette...as I pass, do I give you the *kitten* or the crotch?
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    His name was Robert Paulson.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Now, a question of etiquette...as I pass, do I give you the *kitten* or the crotch?

    His name is Robert Paulson!

    *edited DAMN!
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    Now, a question of etiquette...as I pass, do I give you the *kitten* or the crotch?

    His name is Robert Paulson!

    *edited DAMN!

    Teehee!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE, GOSH!

    Friggin idiot!
  • tryclyn
    tryclyn Posts: 2,414 Member
    Droz: Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
    Tom: Uh, no.
    Droz: Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    They clean the bowl so you don't have tooooooooooooo....hahaha! No.

    Uh, no, that's a space peanut!

    You like to see homos naked?

    He's faster than Walt Flannigan's dog!

    YOU SUCKED 36 D*CKS?! Including me?
    Including you? 37...
    37?!

    Man, this tastes like piss and flies...

    Inter species erotica, F*cko!
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    Would you like to making *kitten*, Breserker?
  • Madholm
    Madholm Posts: 167
    "try not to suck any dix on the way through the parking lot!"

    clerks
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    "try not to suck any dix on the way through the parking lot!"

    clerks

    <3
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    "I'm gonna whip you silly and f^(k you stupid."
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
    "Where are all the white women at?"

    "There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

    "It's good to be the king"

    I just saw Mel Brooks. This makes me happy.

    Mel brooks movies should be a requirement in High School LOL

    "May the Schwartz be with you"

    "I'm a mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend"

    "It's twuuue it's twueee..."

    "I see your schwartz is as big as mine..."

    "What have we got in this thing a Cuisanart?"



    I'm surrounded by *kitten*!!

    She's gone from suck to blow!
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    every once in a while at work, i'll have to use my pipe wrench as a hammer. and when i do, i always go "this is how we fix problem on russian space station!" with full accent.

    i always get very strange looks from co-workers.

    sigh.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    every once in a while at work, i'll have to use my pipe wrench as a hammer. and when i do, i always go "this is how we fix problem on russian space station!" with full accent.

    i always get very strange looks from co-workers.

    sigh.

    Russian components, American components...ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Shes gone from suck to blow----Spaceballs

    Your mother was a *kitten* and your father smelled of elderberries
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Shes gone from suck to blow----Spaceballs

    Your mother was a *kitten* and your father smelled of elderberries

    hamster*
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    every once in a while at work, i'll have to use my pipe wrench as a hammer. and when i do, i always go "this is how we fix problem on russian space station!" with full accent.

    i always get very strange looks from co-workers.

    sigh.

    Russian components, American components...ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!

    omg I would lose it if I witnessed that Danny .... hahahaha
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    We got no food, no jobs...our pets' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

    A classic!

    pretty bird pretty bird


    "Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do something like this and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF"
  • crazy4lulu
    crazy4lulu Posts: 822 Member
    Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
    i can recite the damn thing word for word. people get a kick out of that!!!
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
    Bring me a shubbery!
  • Maddalen101
    Maddalen101 Posts: 307 Member
    What'm I doing here? What'm I doing here? -- from Everything you wanted to know about sex (Woody Allen)
  • ash8184
    ash8184 Posts: 701 Member
    Stop calling me Shirley!

    Great minds think alike!

    My parents have quoted this for as long as I can remember. Wasn't until recently that I actually saw the movie... love it!
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
    "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."

    Have fun storming the castle, boys!

    (I say that at least once a week... LOL)
  • MaryBOP
    MaryBOP Posts: 22
    ...but we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us...

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