I'm not gay but I need a wife....

DoingitWell

Just someone who can pick up the slack around the house while I go do seemingly unimportant things. Also someone who doesn't mind putting their career on hold and watching the children while I have the freedom to do everything I need and want to do to climb the corporate ladder. Don't get me wrong, just because you are watching the kids doesn't mean you don't have to work. You still will need to work and make sure the house is clean and nobody is hungry. And since I tend to get tired after working all day and eating dinner, I am going to need you to be able to wash the dishes while I sit in front of the television and maybe talk loudly on the phone about something incredible I did in highschool. Then maybe if you have finished helping all the kids with their homework, bathing them, putting them to bed, we can sit down and I can tell you about my incredibly stressful day.

scapez

Dafuq?

My0WNinspiration

LMAO

spade117

The world is my urinal.

DoingitWell

just a little vent...blah

misskerouac

lol, it's like you put cameras in my house! Except I don't have kids, and trade the phone for playing C.O.D. but still talking/yelling into the microphone

bluefox9er

Just someone who can pick up the slack around the house while I go do seemingly unimportant things. Also someone who doesn't mind putting their career on hold and watching the children while I have the freedom to do everything I need and want to do to climb the corporate ladder. Don't get me wrong, just because you are watching the kids doesn't mean you don't have to work. You still will need to work and make sure the house is clean and nobody is hungry. And since I tend to get tired after working all day and eating dinner, I am going to need you to be able to wash the dishes while I sit in front of the television and maybe talk loudly on the phone about something incredible I did in highschool. Then maybe if you have finished helping all the kids with their homework, bathing them, putting them to bed, we can sit down and I can tell you about my incredibly stressful day.

sorry...sounds as if kids are too much of a burden that just get in the way of your life.

BeanCounter3

used to have that!.........he got the dog...

FitBeto

jcstanton

Just someone who can pick up the slack around the house while I go do seemingly unimportant things. Also someone who doesn't mind putting their career on hold and watching the children while I have the freedom to do everything I need and want to do to climb the corporate ladder. Don't get me wrong, just because you are watching the kids doesn't mean you don't have to work. You still will need to work and make sure the house is clean and nobody is hungry. And since I tend to get tired after working all day and eating dinner, I am going to need you to be able to wash the dishes while I sit in front of the television and maybe talk loudly on the phone about something incredible I did in highschool. Then maybe if you have finished helping all the kids with their homework, bathing them, putting them to bed, we can sit down and I can tell you about my incredibly stressful day.

sorry...sounds as if kids are too much of a burden that just get in the way of your life.

No, I think her point was that she is being taken for granted by her SO. I don't doubt that she loves her children and would do anything for them, but they are his kids too. She'd just like a little help from the OTHER parent in the family...accompanied by a little appreciation for everything she does for her family.

sandlerlover

Don't we all want that one that will do as much as we do?

DoingitWell

Aww bluefox doesn't get the post

AmyJMadison

Yep... what this said to me is that lots of wives are pretty amazing. I would like to be one of the best.. and if not, then Santa should deliver one to me.... (I'll take a male please)

maxonehiphop

I'm pretty sure most men wouldn't mind another woman around to help with stuff

T1mH

I'd be willing to be the stay at home parent and not because I think it would be easier.

saxmaniac

Chess pray cup.

beckajw

Just someone who can pick up the slack around the house while I go do seemingly unimportant things. Also someone who doesn't mind putting their career on hold and watching the children while I have the freedom to do everything I need and want to do to climb the corporate ladder. Don't get me wrong, just because you are watching the kids doesn't mean you don't have to work. You still will need to work and make sure the house is clean and nobody is hungry. And since I tend to get tired after working all day and eating dinner, I am going to need you to be able to wash the dishes while I sit in front of the television and maybe talk loudly on the phone about something incredible I did in highschool. Then maybe if you have finished helping all the kids with their homework, bathing them, putting them to bed, we can sit down and I can tell you about my incredibly stressful day.

sorry...sounds as if kids are too much of a burden that just get in the way of your life.

No, sounds like her husband is lazy.

1ConcreteGirl

The problem with women is they take too long to get ready to exist.

SideSteel

I love this thread.

Alex_is_Hawks

I could use a husband...or a wife........

it would be so nice....to have a little help.

hope you find what you are looking for OP

:bigsmile:

Jxnsmma

change the word wife to nanny and i think youve got something here... wives need attention too

Chief_Rocka

You're bathing your children every night, there's problem #1.

Blastastic

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

I tried Craigslist. She was great. But then I got broke and had to let her go. I loved her and I still miss her.

CoderGal

I love one of the responses to one of my friends after her bf got drunk and asked if he could have an affair with someone. "does she do dishes?"

lorib75

This post was RIGHT ON. Only wives will get it! LOL :laugh:

slkehl

I totally agree! All I really want in life is a mister mom...

UsedToBeHusky

This post was RIGHT ON. Only wives will get it! LOL :laugh:

I'm pretty sure everyone gets it.

To the OP, how old are those kids? I'm a single mom and do all that stuff anyway (SO's aren't really a requirement). My kids help out. Maybe you can take that route.

BeeElMarvin

You may want to consider the "gay" thing; either that or magically grow a penis.

Louisianababy93

you could get a buff house husband? he does all those things and he works out and has muscles.

BondBomb

Funny! Even funnier that some people don't get the joke. Oh well.

Op I had one of those.
Now I have 'papers' and a dog. I am much happier