I'm not gay but I need a wife....

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  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    You're bathing your children every night, there's problem #1.
  • Blastastic
    Blastastic Posts: 280 Member
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  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I tried Craigslist. She was great. But then I got broke and had to let her go. I loved her and I still miss her.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    I love one of the responses to one of my friends after her bf got drunk and asked if he could have an affair with someone. "does she do dishes?"
  • lorib75
    lorib75 Posts: 490 Member
    This post was RIGHT ON. Only wives will get it! LOL :laugh:
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    I totally agree! All I really want in life is a mister mom...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    This post was RIGHT ON. Only wives will get it! LOL :laugh:

    I'm pretty sure everyone gets it.

    To the OP, how old are those kids? I'm a single mom and do all that stuff anyway (SO's aren't really a requirement). My kids help out. Maybe you can take that route.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    You may want to consider the "gay" thing; either that or magically grow a penis.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    you could get a buff house husband? he does all those things and he works out and has muscles.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Funny! Even funnier that some people don't get the joke. Oh well.

    Op I had one of those.
    Now I have 'papers' and a dog. I am much happier :)
  • jredfield79
    jredfield79 Posts: 2
    I'd be willing to be the stay at home parent and not because I think it would be easier.

    Not me. My wife worked outside the home until we had children, then she wanted to stay at home with them. I have been the stay at home parent - like 5 days (when she had to take her parents to appointments, etc). There is NO WAY I could be a stay at home parent.

    The cooking, cleaning and laundry were no problem - but a 4 yr old and a 6 yr old will ZAP YOUR ENERGY!

    I found a new respect for teachers and stay at home parents. And my wife started getting "Mommy's night outs" and "just because" flowers a lot more often.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Funny! Even funnier that some people don't get the joke. Oh well.

    Op I had one of those.
    Now I have 'papers' and a dog. I am much happier :)

    There was a joke? I thought she was just ranting. :huh:
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    I have one of those, it's great. except I make dinner sometimes and one of us does dishes while the other put's the kids to bed. so we have more time to talk about our stressful days. well at least that how it was before we had to live apart so she could finish school while work out of state to pay the bills while she does her internship.
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
    I hear you! :drinker:
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
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  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    I feel you. Edited to add one little detail--in our case, I'm the one with the career goals, and the one doing all the crap work.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    This post was RIGHT ON. Only wives will get it! LOL :laugh:

    yes, yes. because not only are all husbands alike, but also wives are the only ones taken for granted.

    i mean, i thought it was funny, but can we not pretend all men are neanderthals?

    i try hard to make sure my wife would never have an occasion to make a post like this.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    This post was RIGHT ON. Only wives will get it! LOL :laugh:

    Um, I'm not a wife and I got it.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    sorry. i am a little oversensitive today about things.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    people who have kids and then complain about them all the time

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