you might be a weight lifter when...

taso42

If there is chalk residue on your laptop, you might just be a weight lifter...

Barbellerella

A barbell excites you.... :drinker:

Nerdy_Rose

If there is chalk residue on your laptop, you might just be a weight lifter...

...or a rock climber.

Crankstr

you cant wait to wake up to DOMS

MoreBean13

You consider it a compliment to be told "You have a squat butt"

Crankstr

When you see someone squat and want to tell them to take a little weight off and go LOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!

taso42

When you consider 135, 225, 315, 405, and 495 (lbs) nice round numbers....

Hrcules

When you consider 135, 225, 315, 405, and 495 (lbs) nice round numbers....

Very true!

DopeItUp

You stop by the local brand-new Planet Fitness to check it out to see if you should join (it's cheap and 1 mile from the house). You get a good chuckle out of it and walk out after the first 30 seconds once you see what it's like in there.

danasings

...your husband says, "you're looking so buff!"

Barbellerella

you make faces like this

IronSmasher

...you break your protein shaker cup by over tightening it.

MoreBean13

You break up with your gym boyfriend for using the ab machines.

IronSmasher

....you can't get your jeans on because it was leg day.

Louisianababy93

you look for things that have high protein!

taso42

you make faces like this

and this

DopeItUp

you look for things that have high protein!

Good one. I don't even consider it a meal if it doesn't have at least 50g of protein in it - preferably more like 100g.

Louisianababy93

you get excited when you get to up your weights because your current weights are getting to easy to do!

RyanWilson1993

You're perfect date is a nice leg session with the gf rather than dinner or movies lol

LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo

its you're rest day and you can't take the squat rack off your mind

LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo

you look for things that have high protein!

that's what i first look for on the nutrition labels or here at mfp database before I cook my foods

maqsmj

you know how to squat , bench press, dead lift , shoulder press and do some bent over barbel row with a good form

maqsmj

u have to buy some new jeans cuz ur thighs doesnt fit in there any more

maqsmj

u look at some folks and you are like wat da faq is he doing!!!!!!!!

i had to ask 2 kids what lift they were doing and had to hold my laugh and explain how to freaking deadlift

Louisianababy93

When you stop talking to a guy that cant lift atleast 150/200 and eats like nothing..lol is that bad?

Mutant13

When you have ugly hands!

Shadowknight137

You stifle a laugh and shake your head when you walk past the cardio section.

Cait_Sidhe

When you have ugly hands!

*looks at hands* Interesting, my hand are still quite pretty despite weight lifting for a year now.

Mutant13

When achieving failure means you've done a good job

LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo

you make faces like this

LOL :laugh: :laugh:

When you have ugly hands!

Well my hands are still smooth as ever and I've been lifting barbells that are 1.5 times my bodyweight for over a year now. I'm using a weight lifting gloves though.

LiftBigtoGetFit

you consider lifting weights with your wife the idea of a good date (followed by meal filled with protein)