you might be a weight lifter when...

taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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If there is chalk residue on your laptop, you might just be a weight lifter...
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  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    A barbell excites you.... :drinker:
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    If there is chalk residue on your laptop, you might just be a weight lifter...

    ...or a rock climber.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    you cant wait to wake up to DOMS
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    You consider it a compliment to be told "You have a squat butt"
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    When you see someone squat and want to tell them to take a little weight off and go LOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    When you consider 135, 225, 315, 405, and 495 (lbs) nice round numbers....
  • Hrcules
    Hrcules Posts: 74 Member
    When you consider 135, 225, 315, 405, and 495 (lbs) nice round numbers....
    Very true!
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    You stop by the local brand-new Planet Fitness to check it out to see if you should join (it's cheap and 1 mile from the house). You get a good chuckle out of it and walk out after the first 30 seconds once you see what it's like in there.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    ...your husband says, "you're looking so buff!"
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    you make faces like this
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  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    ...you break your protein shaker cup by over tightening it.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    You break up with your gym boyfriend for using the ab machines.
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    ....you can't get your jeans on because it was leg day.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    you look for things that have high protein!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    you make faces like this

    and this

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  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    you look for things that have high protein!

    Good one. I don't even consider it a meal if it doesn't have at least 50g of protein in it - preferably more like 100g.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    you get excited when you get to up your weights because your current weights are getting to easy to do!
  • RyanWilson1993
    RyanWilson1993 Posts: 409 Member
    You're perfect date is a nice leg session with the gf rather than dinner or movies lol
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    its you're rest day and you can't take the squat rack off your mind :love:
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    you look for things that have high protein!
    that's what i first look for on the nutrition labels or here at mfp database before I cook my foods
  • maqsmj
    maqsmj Posts: 697
    you know how to squat , bench press, dead lift , shoulder press and do some bent over barbel row with a good form
  • maqsmj
    maqsmj Posts: 697
    u have to buy some new jeans cuz ur thighs doesnt fit in there any more
  • maqsmj
    maqsmj Posts: 697
    u look at some folks and you are like wat da faq is he doing!!!!!!!!

    i had to ask 2 kids what lift they were doing and had to hold my laugh and explain how to freaking deadlift
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    When you stop talking to a guy that cant lift atleast 150/200 and eats like nothing..lol is that bad?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    When you have ugly hands!
  • Shadowknight137
    Shadowknight137 Posts: 1,243 Member
    You stifle a laugh and shake your head when you walk past the cardio section.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    When you have ugly hands!
    *looks at hands* Interesting, my hand are still quite pretty despite weight lifting for a year now.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    When achieving failure means you've done a good job
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    you make faces like this
    bs12.jpg
    LOL :laugh: :laugh:
    When you have ugly hands!
    Well my hands are still smooth as ever and I've been lifting barbells that are 1.5 times my bodyweight for over a year now. I'm using a weight lifting gloves though.
  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
    you consider lifting weights with your wife the idea of a good date (followed by meal filled with protein)

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