you might be a weight lifter when...

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  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
    Well my hands are still smooth as ever and I've been lifting barbells that are 1.5 times my bodyweight for over a year now. I'm using a weight lifting gloves though.

    do those gloves match your purse... lol, j/k just a little gym humor :) Nice job by the way at 1.5 times BW, keep up the good work:smile:
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
    when clean and jerk doesn't masturbating in the shower.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    When an early morning PR makes your whole work day go by without wanting to kill anyone, because you're in such a good mood! :happy:
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    You spend all day watching people lift on you tube, then go home and lift.

    You think about lifting more than sex.

    You can't remember the last time you weren't sore.

    Squat is your main lift.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    When you kick *kitten* in the weight room, but then come home and can't get the lid off your whey powder.
  • crazy4lulu
    crazy4lulu Posts: 822 Member
    when you walk into the weight room and you have this kind of grin
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  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    You pick everything up off the floor with proper deadlift form
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    You pick everything up off the floor with proper deadlift form

    I thought I was the only one!!
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    You own a pair of deadlifting socks, or you own the scars from not having a pair.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    You own a pair of deadlifting socks, or you own the scars from not having a pair.

    They make special SOCKS? Must get. I totally ripped up my shin and knee once on a knurled bar. :(
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    You own a pair of deadlifting socks, or you own the scars from not having a pair.

    They make special SOCKS? Must get. I totally ripped up my shin and knee once on a knurled bar. :(


    http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=deadlift+socks&tag=googhydr-20&index=aps&hvadid=24895423927&hvpos=1t2&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=18583094451556515536&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&ref=pd_sl_7udlwklztz_b
  • MattN1972
    MattN1972 Posts: 117
    ...when you HATE people that curl in the squat rack.
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    You pick everything up off the floor with proper deadlift form

    I put my underwear and trousers on with proper form too!

    Those knickers stay close to my shins on the way up! :laugh:
  • coffee_rocks
    coffee_rocks Posts: 275 Member
    You own a pair of deadlifting socks, or you own the scars from not having a pair.

    They make special SOCKS? Must get. I totally ripped up my shin and knee once on a knurled bar. :(


    http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=deadlift+socks&tag=googhydr-20&index=aps&hvadid=24895423927&hvpos=1t2&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=18583094451556515536&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&ref=pd_sl_7udlwklztz_b

    but these are funnier...

    http://www.amazon.com/BACON-Retro-Tube-Socks/dp/B005K6SSBW/ref=pd_sim_sg_4

    and are on the topic of protein!
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    ... when back day somehow results in your palms and shins losing skin, and often bleeding.

    ... when you find you nearly topple down the stairs like giraffe on rollerskates on leg day.

    ... when you have awesome posture without even thinking about it.

    ... when the pool table in the Pub is in awkward place and you just deadlift and move that sucker.
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    1) You walk like you have a stick up your butt the day after squats
    2) cardio bunnies start following you around the weight room asking questions
    3) men ask for your advice on proper lifting techniques, rest periods between sets, etc.
    4) you can't wait to have that protein shake when you get home from the gym
    5) It's really hard to find jeans because they don't fit your thighs
    6) your husband hands you jars to open
  • Missylydia
    Missylydia Posts: 304 Member
    You pick everything up off the floor with proper deadlift form

    I thought I was the only one!!

    Haha same!!!
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    You overeat by 1000 cals/day on the weekend and think "ah **** it, I'll just build muscle"
  • m60kaf
    m60kaf Posts: 421 Member
    You cant tell if something random weighs 5kg or 20kg by picking it up to see
  • m60kaf
    m60kaf Posts: 421 Member
    If something needs moving or lifting at work, its naturally a job for you
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    A barbell excites you.... :drinker:

    how about if a DUMBbell excites you?
  • BadAzzBea
    BadAzzBea Posts: 461
    you make faces like this
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    omg thats so ugly.
  • neva4saken
    neva4saken Posts: 300 Member
    you kids keep falling through your hugs because you can't put your arms together
  • grammysboy
    grammysboy Posts: 151 Member
    You own a pair of deadlifting socks, or you own the scars from not having a pair.

    They make special SOCKS? Must get. I totally ripped up my shin and knee once on a knurled bar. :(

    You know what a "knurled" bar is!
  • grammysboy
    grammysboy Posts: 151 Member
    If something needs moving or lifting at work, its naturally a job for you
    After 30+ years of marriage, my mother-in-law still calls me if she needs something lifted or moved. Wonder if that ever stops?
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    when you walk into the weight room and you have this kind of grin
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    YES!
  • Sublog
    Sublog Posts: 1,296 Member
    Half of your FL is on this thread! ;)
  • Jindra12
    Jindra12 Posts: 256 Member
    You will know that you are a weightlifter and CrossFitter when you keep exercising the power cleans for 30+ reps in a day and you really love to do the Fran, Grace, Isabel, and Elizabeth.

    CrossFit>Weight lifter>Power lifter>Planet Fitness Folks
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    you take 30 minutes just to gather up the 45's. Or when you have to turn sideways to pass through a door and you still think your not wide enough.
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    You will know that you are a weightlifter and CrossFitter when you keep exercising the power cleans for 30+ reps in a day and you really love to do the Fran, Grace, Isabel, and Elizabeth.

    CrossFit>Weight lifter>Power lifter>Planet Fitness Folks

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