you might be a weight lifter when...

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  • maqsmj
    maqsmj Posts: 697
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    you know how to squat , bench press, dead lift , shoulder press and do some bent over barbel row with a good form
  • maqsmj
    maqsmj Posts: 697
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    u have to buy some new jeans cuz ur thighs doesnt fit in there any more
  • maqsmj
    maqsmj Posts: 697
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    u look at some folks and you are like wat da faq is he doing!!!!!!!!

    i had to ask 2 kids what lift they were doing and had to hold my laugh and explain how to freaking deadlift
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    When you stop talking to a guy that cant lift atleast 150/200 and eats like nothing..lol is that bad?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    When you have ugly hands!
  • Shadowknight137
    Shadowknight137 Posts: 1,243 Member
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    You stifle a laugh and shake your head when you walk past the cardio section.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
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    When you have ugly hands!
    *looks at hands* Interesting, my hand are still quite pretty despite weight lifting for a year now.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    When achieving failure means you've done a good job
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
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    you make faces like this
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    LOL :laugh: :laugh:
    When you have ugly hands!
    Well my hands are still smooth as ever and I've been lifting barbells that are 1.5 times my bodyweight for over a year now. I'm using a weight lifting gloves though.
  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
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    you consider lifting weights with your wife the idea of a good date (followed by meal filled with protein)
  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
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    Well my hands are still smooth as ever and I've been lifting barbells that are 1.5 times my bodyweight for over a year now. I'm using a weight lifting gloves though.

    do those gloves match your purse... lol, j/k just a little gym humor :) Nice job by the way at 1.5 times BW, keep up the good work:smile:
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
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    when clean and jerk doesn't masturbating in the shower.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    When an early morning PR makes your whole work day go by without wanting to kill anyone, because you're in such a good mood! :happy:
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
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    You spend all day watching people lift on you tube, then go home and lift.

    You think about lifting more than sex.

    You can't remember the last time you weren't sore.

    Squat is your main lift.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    When you kick *kitten* in the weight room, but then come home and can't get the lid off your whey powder.
  • crazy4lulu
    crazy4lulu Posts: 822 Member
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    when you walk into the weight room and you have this kind of grin
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  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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    You pick everything up off the floor with proper deadlift form
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    You pick everything up off the floor with proper deadlift form

    I thought I was the only one!!
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    You own a pair of deadlifting socks, or you own the scars from not having a pair.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    You own a pair of deadlifting socks, or you own the scars from not having a pair.

    They make special SOCKS? Must get. I totally ripped up my shin and knee once on a knurled bar. :(

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