you might be a weight lifter when...
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When you feel hygienically superior to all those poor souls who have to use toilet seat covers because they can't hold their squats over public toilets to do their business.0
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When your coworkers come in your office and see beef jerky [...] on your desk at 10 in the morning.
You know how bad a shaker bottle smells after you forgot to wash it out after your last use.
Oh, how true...0 -
You want to ask someone to take a photo of you dead-lifting so you can post it on MFP so everyone knows how bad-*kitten* you are.0
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You want to ask someone to take a photo of you dead-lifting so you can post it on MFP so everyone knows how bad-*kitten* you are.
We await the deadlift photo!0 -
You want to ask someone to take a photo of you dead-lifting so you can post it on MFP so everyone knows how bad-*kitten* you are.
We await the deadlift photo!
Maybe I can convince my trainer today that we need a photo 'to check my form'.0 -
When you drop the weight to get better form and full ROM0
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When your version of doing cardio is bear complexes0
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When your version of doing cardio is bear complexes
ahhhhheemmmm0 -
When you told your children to be still .... I'm going to use you for a Turkish Get-up. And they understand. And run away.0
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When you grunt and moan and don't give a damn that the cardio bunnies find that annoying0
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When your version of doing cardio is bear complexes
ahhhhheemmmm
shhhh.....don't give away the code word!!0 -
When you check the size of the sleeves on new clothes first - mmmm will those fit my shoulders and arms???0
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When the term snatch or snatches doesn't even make you giggle any more...0
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You want to ask someone to take a photo of you dead-lifting so you can post it on MFP so everyone knows how bad-*kitten* you are.
We await the deadlift photo!
Maybe I can convince my trainer today that we need a photo 'to check my form'.
Wait no more. 90kg/198lbs x 4.
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... raising my arms over my head without weights feels just awkward and really too easy!0
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....you can't get your jeans on because it was leg day.
Quoting for truth. lol0 -
... and yeah, the giggle I had to suppress when buying a 45 lb kettlebell and the girl behind the counter wasn't able to even roll it over to get to the price tag...0
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when you quote arnold too much
WAIT MY MOM IS CALLLING! ..
"I'll be back"0 -
When the term snatch or snatches doesn't even make you giggle any more...
This happens?
Hasn't happened yet, and I'm 18 years in!0 -
When the term snatch or snatches doesn't even make you giggle any more...
This happens?
Hasn't happened yet, and I'm 18 years in!
Who says snatch at the gym? Snatch... hehe.. yup... still a kid.. hehe0 -
When your version of doing cardio is bear complexes
What were we talking about again.....0 -
When you keep thinking you're coming down with Flu... Then remember you did legs last night0
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when you lay in bed daydreaming about it - dd i say that already? well it bears repeating because I just fantasized about it all morning.0
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When you feel hygienically superior to all those poor souls who have to use toilet seat covers because they can't hold their squats over public toilets to do their business.
^^^ Still ROFLMAO!!!! SO true!!0 -
when you lay in bed daydreaming about it - dd i say that already? well it bears repeating because I just fantasized about it all morning.
For 5 days in a row.
And in your dream, it is always FOLLOWED by sex. So, you think about it before sex.0 -
when you lay in bed daydreaming about it - dd i say that already? well it bears repeating because I just fantasized about it all morning.
For 5 days in a row.
And in your dream, it is always FOLLOWED by sex. So, you think about it before sex.
I make the same noises when I lift, so they are associated in my brains as well.0 -
When you notice that the guy in the store is on a bulk cycle.0
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