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  • elizarae11
    elizarae11 Posts: 346
    "Look at my profile in the pics i was tagged in and in a group one i am standing by brad's pretty ex that we hate."

    er. not my best moment. lol.
  • alvalaurie
    alvalaurie Posts: 369 Member
    In response to the question I asked my daughter as to why my electric bill is so high when it usually goes down in the winter. She said, what happened?

    I responded - You tell me, & we'll both know!
  • uprightashley
    uprightashley Posts: 39 Member
    to my cousin "he says he lost the pass word to his face book and can't remember the email he used. he said he never really used facebook much."
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
    "Speaking of hungry, I am starving. My lunch is conveniently sitting on the kitchen counter at home."



    Btw, I'm still hungry.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    to my fiance

    "that's what I thought"

    In reference to me ironing a shirt for him and his job interview on Friday. yeah, we're super exciting.
  • __Jamie__
    __Jamie__ Posts: 109 Member
    Today it was to my hubby who is 150km away from me

    "I love you"

    For a second I thought that said 150cm! I thought, you lazy buggers! haha

    "She made out like they play every week!! With me on your team we'll be kick *kitten*!!! haha" - to my badminton doubles partner lol
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    To a friend who wasn't on the same train I was "Booooooooooo...you suck!"
  • __Jamie__
    __Jamie__ Posts: 109 Member
    Mine's a good one.... (and very long):

    "Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."

    :drinker:


    Whoa....sounds like kids may be the problem.....let him get the vasectomy. :huh:

    He already had one. That's the problem. I want more kids, he can't supply them.

    eBay...
  • devilwhiterose
    devilwhiterose Posts: 1,157 Member
    "I can't wait to pick up my new pistol!!!"
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    "Did you get a chance to eat? Mine was super yummy."

    ...to my manfriend.
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
    To my dad: "are you enjoying it?"
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    i told you not to sleep with her. shrug.
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    "I think you need a holiday. True story I can't handle not taking a break"

    Sent to man friend in regards to his anger and work and stress.
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    Hey! Its an excited OK!
  • ChitownFoodie
    ChitownFoodie Posts: 1,562 Member
    To my boyfriend: Nope! You are a fluffy cloud.


    HAHA!
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    To my sister:

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  • nightmare21
    nightmare21 Posts: 20 Member
    " wow. lol. :P "
    to my boyfriend patrick
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    To my sister: "How's the tooth look??"

    heh she accidentally knocked her husbands tooth out while play wrestling one day hahaha Due to insurance coverage and money, he's had to wait almost a year to have this ONE tooth replaced. Today was the day he was finally getting the fake put in
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
    To my friend "that's because you shut your phone off and girls can't midnight booty you"
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
    To my friend, whom I'm babysitting for "will she poop in the potty?"
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    "well *kitten*...pretty sure I'm getting fired today...."

    To my mom
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
    To a friend:

    "To be honest I don't really want to go to a Christmas party, I have managed to avoid my own 3 years in a row lol.

    Resident evil operation Racoon city is fun if you can find enough good players to co-op. I had a Latino guy and a good player last night and I wanted to pull my hair out because of the Latino, he didn't know how to work a mic and it was god awful *stressed sweat face emoticon*"

    Sounds bad if you don't realize what I mean like my friend did, the guy had his mic on so loud you could hear what he was hearing through the game, it was like an unlimited echo -__-' and I tried to tell him and he kept flipping out in spanish, he didn't understand what I was telling him.

    Anyways... im a nerd.
  • NiSan12
    NiSan12 Posts: 374 Member
    To my daughter:

    ??
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    To my fiancé

    You aren't tough enough for the Squirtle Squad.
  • estherdfoster
    estherdfoster Posts: 127 Member
    To my boyfriend "I don't need to be to turn you out" :blush:
  • glitteratthesea
    glitteratthesea Posts: 104 Member
    To my mum

    'Je hoeft niet op de P+R te parkeren, de straten achter mij zijn klaarblijkelijk ook vrij parkeren. Moet je even voorbij het grasveldje rijden'
    Dutch FTW.

    'You don't have to park at the special parkinglot, the streets behind me are free parking too I heard. You just have to drive to behind the field of grass'
  • BklynEibhlin
    BklynEibhlin Posts: 119 Member
    "No, it's gross and I can't. I'd end up drowning myself or something"

    - reply to my friend telling me to neti pot my congestion away
  • Lucassvg
    Lucassvg Posts: 190 Member
    Thank you so much Raz, lay you have the richest blessings this year x


    Reply to a new year message
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    "No, it's gross and I can't. I'd end up drowning myself or something"

    - reply to my friend telling me to neti pot my congestion away

    Don't do it!!! The Neti pot messed me up so bad!!! I followed the directions exactly then freaked out while pouring, snorted and ended up with water in my ear. >.< It was horrible.
  • Nebrie
    Nebrie Posts: 56 Member
    To my husband: "Happy new year. Love you."

    I'm a nurse and I work the night shift. Since I'm the FNG at my facility I got to work new year's eve.

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