Eating right is impossible! I give up.
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This whole post is full of lulz.0
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I don't know about the rest of you but I'm on my way to Bill's house, he can eat his cheese block. I'll eat the rest.0
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No. Nobody named Gilligan. What a daft name.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow (the name of the tour ship) would be lost. The Minnow would be lost!
A three hour tour!You want to hear about a REAL pickle? A REAL tough situation? My Lovey and I signed up for a three hour tour once on a boat, and ended being shipwrecked with a bunch of common people for over a year. It was awful. Nothing to eat but coconuts. God bless an ingenious scholarly fellow that would come up with ways to help us get off of the island, but an insufferable imp would always find a way to foul it up. Thank God, we're home and able to have our chef cook for us again.
That is a pickle! A three hour tour.....
The weather started getting rough.
The tiny ship was tossed?
The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,0 -
Yes! Before you know it, the site will have to start using CD's instead of floppies to store all of this garbage!I agree with the folks who have replied that this is either a joke or gee, I'm at a loss for words too. If it's a joke, it's not funny. There are those of us on this site who are serious about making a difference in our health and you are taking up space.
I almost gave my "win the internet" award to someone else, in this thread.. I deleted it and then came across your response. Thank you.
*On a serious note. To the people who are *****ing about this guy who posted a humorous paragraph in the CHIT CHAT, FUN and GAMES section, please go back to the more "serious" sections, such as introduce yourself, recipes, and/or nutrition.
Do some internet users read the words chit chat, fun and games as "the most serious problems you can have topics" ??
By the way, I'm sorry if I offended those who complained........sike
edited to say: this is my first *kitten* posts. i've been drinking sorry. : )0 -
I have no idea why you Amen'd that...no clue....
Who the hell wants to be 'normal', normal is boring; We all have to live life, live life to the full and learn how we can better ourselves in the process! x
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Excelsior! Between this and the pokies in one commentator's profile pic, this has been a stellar thread.
Yes! Before you know it, the site will have to start using CD's instead of floppies to store all of this garbage!I agree with the folks who have replied that this is either a joke or gee, I'm at a loss for words too. If it's a joke, it's not funny. There are those of us on this site who are serious about making a difference in our health and you are taking up space.
I almost gave my "win the internet" award to someone else, in this thread.. I deleted it and then came across your response. Thank you.0 -
Throw down the gauntlet and tell him you want a rissoto appetizer, a perfect Beef Wellington main course and a decadent Chocolate Souffle for dessert for dinner tomorrow evening....he will be so busy you can eat what ever you want for lunch then!
oh.... that sounds so good.0 -
Throw down the gauntlet and tell him you want a rissoto appetizer, a perfect Beef Wellington main course and a decadent Chocolate Souffle for dessert for dinner tomorrow evening....he will be so busy you can eat what ever you want for lunch then!
oh.... that sounds so good.
Mmm chocolate0 -
LOL I will assume, then, that you are not serious!
Yes! Before you know it, the site will have to start using CD's instead of floppies to store all of this garbage!I agree with the folks who have replied that this is either a joke or gee, I'm at a loss for words too. If it's a joke, it's not funny. There are those of us on this site who are serious about making a difference in our health and you are taking up space.
I almost gave my "win the internet" award to someone else, in this thread.. I deleted it and then came across your response. Thank you.
*On a serious note. To the people who are *****ing about this guy who posted a humorous paragraph in the CHIT CHAT, FUN and GAMES section, please go back to the more "serious" sections, such as introduce yourself, recipes, and/or nutrition.
Do some internet users read the words chit chat, fun and games as "the most serious problems you can have topics" ??
By the way, I'm sorry if I offended those who complained........sike
edited to say: this is my first *kitten* posts. i've been drinking sorry. : )0 -
Make him peel 100lbs of potatoes in the basement.
If he EVER messes up your sandwich again.
Btw great work Bill.
To the ones that freak out and get mad.
Life is too short grab some ice cream and chill.0 -
Time to post some pics with little to no clothing. Chop chop!edited to say: this is my first *kitten* posts. i've been drinking sorry. : )0 -
A chef makes culinary art. I am sure his food is fantastic. Anyway, let him know you have dietary restrictions. As a once aspiring chef (don't like working in the industry, but love culinary arts) I would take a suggestion that made my food not up to my par and shove it up your *kitten*. Like, if you asked me for a rib-eye well done, you would not get it well done. I do not cook rib-eye well done. Go buy some flank steak if you like it well done.0
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I heard there was cake here.
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That's an attitude that will keep you employed! :huh:I would take a suggestion that made my food not up to my par and shove it up your *kitten*.0 -
wth is this post
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Wtf is THAT? ^^0
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I have no idea why you Amen'd that...no clue....
Who the hell wants to be 'normal', normal is boring; We all have to live life, live life to the full and learn how we can better ourselves in the process! x
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Wtf is THAT? ^^
It's an illustration of this post, obviously
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This^I'm hoping this is a joke....0 -
The first six seconds are mildly arousing.wth is this post0 -
wth is this post
When I saw the first part of this, I'm embarrassed to say, I started singing "on top of spaghetti all covered in cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed; it rolled of the table and onto the floor"...
Then there was the dancing. I feel weird now.0 -
There is so much "win" in this thread...I can't stand it!! I needed a good laugh :drinker:0
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I just came for the gifs!!! Just NOT this one :huh:0 -
But seriously, are some of these responses an example of the "HANGRY!" on the MFP forums that I've heard a lot about?
I anticipate a thread in the morning about mean people. You will feature. Hang your head in shame.
It's been done before. One of my better MFP forum accomplishments. There was no shame, only pride.0 -
wth is this post
When I saw the first part of this, I'm embarrassed to say, I started singing "on top of spaghetti all covered in cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed; it rolled of the table and onto the floor"...
Then there was the dancing. I feel weird now.
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wth is this post
HAHAHAH I have no idea what this is, but it made my night. Thank you random person who posted it.0 -
I heard there was cake here.
*running in with a fork* Cake? Where, where??0 -
I heard there was cake here.
*running in with a fork* Cake? Where, where??
Don't run with a fork!!!!!
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I heard there was cake here.
*running in with a fork* Cake? Where, where??
Don't run with a fork!!!!!
**CRINGE***0
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