Eating right is impossible! I give up.

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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I heard there was cake here.

    *running in with a fork* Cake? Where, where??

    Don't run with a fork!!!!!

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    GAH
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I heard there was cake here.

    *running in with a fork* Cake? Where, where??

    Don't run with a fork!!!!!

    **CRINGE***

    agree. i would have preferred not to have seen that. the poor little kid.
  • beachgirl172723
    beachgirl172723 Posts: 151 Member
    You want to hear about a REAL pickle? A REAL tough situation? My Lovey and I signed up for a three hour tour once on a boat, and ended being shipwrecked with a bunch of common people for over a year. It was awful. Nothing to eat but coconuts. God bless an ingenious scholarly fellow that would come up with ways to help us get off of the island, but an insufferable imp would always find a way to foul it up. Thank God, we're home and able to have our chef cook for us again.

    That is a pickle! A three hour tour.....
    A three hour tour!

    The weather started getting rough.

    The tiny ship was tossed?
    If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow (the name of the tour ship) would be lost. The Minnow would be lost!

    The ship set ground on the shore
    Of this uncharted desert isle
    With Gilligan,

    The skipper too...

    Really, I just have one question--will Billsica marry me? omg, I haven't laughed so hard since the "I don't know how to poop" thread! People--it's dry wit--apparently too dry for some. Its the chit chat fun and games board!!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I heard there was cake here.

    *running in with a fork* Cake? Where, where??

    Don't run with a fork!!!!!


    No no no!!! You're drunkposting all wrong. Less kids with forks stuck through their noses and more, well, fun.

    C'mon...you're better than this...so do better. Nay, *be* better.

    Carry on.
  • katy84o
    katy84o Posts: 744 Member
    :( my bad everyone.. I typed running with fork in google, and this was the first image that came up. I'm just trying to bring the dangers of running with forks (towards cake) to light..

    Please just run to cake (with no fork) and slam your face into it.

    Like this:

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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    :( my bad everyone.. I typed running with fork in google, and this was the first image that came up. I'm just trying to bring the dangers of running with forks (towards cake) to light..

    Please just run to cake (with no fork) and slam your face into it.

    Like this:

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    Much better.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    wth is this post

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    I AM DYING LAUGHING!! This post. This gif. Made my night!!
    For many of you that responded previously I should note that I am not literally dying. Please do not call the authorities and report my untimely demise. I am simply participating in the chit chat fun and games portion of the evening.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I'm a personal chef...I'd like to see my kids try to fire me! ;):tongue:

    Thank you everyone for your love and support. I said it was not MY chef, but my parents. To everyone who says that my problems are not important, I just don't know what to say. We are all here on the same journey and we are all in the same boat together. Bless you all!

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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I'm a personal chef...I'd like to see my kids try to fire me! ;):tongue:

    Thank you everyone for your love and support. I said it was not MY chef, but my parents. To everyone who says that my problems are not important, I just don't know what to say. We are all here on the same journey and we are all in the same boat together. Bless you all!

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    Fixing things. It's what I do.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member

    We are all here on the same journey and we are all in the same boat together.

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  • DaphneAtx
    DaphneAtx Posts: 153
    I think the first two pages of responses didn't notice what category this was posted in :tongue:


    I guess that was chit chat or games because it wasn't really fun.
  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
    Call HR and have him replaced with a health-conscious chef. There are plenty of people out there who would happily prepare meals for you and stay within your macros. You may have to pay him or her a bit more, but isn't that kind of expertise worth it?
  • novyhoney89
    novyhoney89 Posts: 5
    I have a solution: Just send him on over to me.
    See, no more problem...
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I think the first two pages of responses didn't notice what category this was posted in :tongue:


    I guess that was chit chat or games because it wasn't really fun.

    Speak for yourself because I had fun. Oh, sure, it wasn't a high level of fun, but it was still a little fun. Certainly more fun than dozens of pages of people making decisions about the above poster.
  • Daisy_Cutter_
    Daisy_Cutter_ Posts: 386 Member
    Bwahahahaaa this entire thread just made my night. Seriously people??? Lmao


    Bill...you're awesome and I hope you don't choke on any small toothpicks!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    How can there possibly be so many stupid people all gathered together on the same website?
  • RockstarPunch
    RockstarPunch Posts: 203 Member
    Find a recipe-hand it to him. Tell him NO substitutions:noway: and speak to your parents about his behavior if it continues.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    How can there possibly be so many stupid people all gathered together on the same website?

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    How can there possibly be so many stupid people all gathered together on the same website?

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    Aww. Not you. I was talking about the OTHER ones.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Aww. Not you. I was talking about the OTHER ones.

    well, in that case...

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  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    How do you handle dealing with your personal chef? I am really at a loss. I'm at my parents during the holiday and its just a nightmare. I mean this guy is classically trained in French or something. Well I ask for a sandwich and I get this thing with sauces and mint sprigs on it. My son gets a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the shape of a pirate ship with sails and radish carved cannons and grape.. grape shot. Great, I got a tooth pick chocking hazard on my hand wile I'm trying to scrape this orange gel off my ham if its even ham.
    I try to go make my own stuff, but porky mcchef is all shushing me out of the kitchen and is all up in my face how its not my job to make food, I mean its just so frustrating. How do you handle the help? There is only one guy at night that doesn't seem to care much and just will give me some of the kids cheerios at least with out some side of toast and grapefruit menagerie.

    So I just give up and going to eat this old cheese looking thing, ugh so frustrating.

    so, did you have to fire your uppity chef? if so, i hope you didn't give him a good reference for his next employer.

    also, it'd be a good idea to get your chef and butler and gardener and all of your other servants to sign a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) as a condition of employment. if they refuse, fire them. in this economy, you're really doing them a favor by offering them a job, so it's reasonable to require an NDA from all of your estate employees. if you don't and they end up working for somebody else who happens to be a member of your country club, you may end up the butt of the joke quite by accident. been there, done that. it wasn't fun and i learned my lesson the hard way. now, it's sign the NDA or they're back on the street the same day.
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