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Let the booze times roll!

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  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    "Tip it on back, make it feel good! Sip a little more than you know you should"
  • Changing_Charity
    Changing_Charity Posts: 197 Member
    i have never ****ed a clown, but i think it would be fun!
    i would deff be drinking on some rum & cokes if i wasnt at work all night
  • Now that's some crazy ****..
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
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    I'm going to go watch this right now. For the thousandth or so time.
    You know how I know you're gay?
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    Ok, I dont know about the rest of you but I am getting ****ign plastered tonight. One jack n coke down, a bunch mroe to go. So sit, get drunk and tell me something crazy about you. I've ****ed a female clown and a one armed woman. Also how ****ed up is it that my name is Hunter and I own a sporting goods store. Thats like a OBGYN being named Gina.
    wow this post goes to show that some men really dont have standards.. they F*** anything that has a vagina.. good job for shwing me that i was right 80% men are just.. like... u..... pigs..
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    Ok, I dont know about the rest of you but I am getting ****ign plastered tonight. One jack n coke down, a bunch mroe to go. So sit, get drunk and tell me something crazy about you. I've ****ed a female clown and a one armed woman. Also how ****ed up is it that my name is Hunter and I own a sporting goods store. Thats like a OBGYN being named Gina.
    wow this post goes to show that some men really dont have standards.. they F*** anything that has a vagina.. good job for shwing me that i was right 80% men are just.. like... u..... pigs..
    i think....this is one of the most conceited things..ive read in a LONG time....your pathetic
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    Ok, I dont know about the rest of you but I am getting ****ign plastered tonight. One jack n coke down, a bunch mroe to go. So sit, get drunk and tell me something crazy about you. I've ****ed a female clown and a one armed woman. Also how ****ed up is it that my name is Hunter and I own a sporting goods store. Thats like a OBGYN being named Gina.
    wow this post goes to show that some men really dont have standards.. they F*** anything that has a vagina.. good job for shwing me that i was right 80% men are just.. like... u..... pigs..

    Says the "woman" who is bearing all for mfp to see. Stereotypical *kitten* who acts/appears slutty and wonders why men are pigs.
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
    good job for shwing me that i was right 80% men are just.. like... u..... pigs..

    Oh good golly.... *insert eyeroll here*
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it... :)
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
    lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it... :)

    Me thinks you need to get some, honey.

    Good luck with that...

    lol
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it... :)

    Hhaha. Oh you superficial lil girl. I love my life, my family & friends &my career. You and your opinion don't mean squat. I suggest if you can't handle someone disagreeing with you, get off the message boards.
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it... :)

    Me thinks you need to get some, honey.

    Good luck with that...

    lol

    It will be easy for her... I mean after all 80% of the male population surrounding her are pigs and will bang her simply because she has a vagina. Duh.
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
    lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it... :)

    Me thinks you need to get some, honey.

    Good luck with that...

    lol

    It will be easy for her... I mean after all 80% of the male population surrounding her are pigs and will bang her simply because she has a vagina. Duh.

    Oopsies...my bad.
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION
    IM male...and I think you need to reevaluate that statement...cause right now all im seeing is rudeness and BAD energy....and if you think he(or i) am a pig why even waste the time to write that?.....ever heard of "if you have nothing good to say dont say nothing at all"...yeah...learn that statement...
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it... :)

    Me thinks you need to get some, honey.

    Good luck with that...

    lol

    It will be easy for her... I mean after all 80% of the male population surrounding her are pigs and will bang her simply because she has a vagina. Duh.

    Oopsies...my bad.

    ;)
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it... :)

    Me thinks you need to get some, honey.

    Good luck with that...

    lol

    It will be easy for her... I mean after all 80% of the male population surrounding her are pigs and will bang her simply because she has a vagina. Duh.

    Oopsies...my bad.
    oh and....she still needs some...her attitudes so *****ed up no guy will touch it until theyre hammered as bad as workoutwarrior was last night ;)
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
    lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it... :)

    Me thinks you need to get some, honey.

    Good luck with that...

    lol

    It will be easy for her... I mean after all 80% of the male population surrounding her are pigs and will bang her simply because she has a vagina. Duh.

    Oopsies...my bad.
    oh and....she still needs some...her attitudes so *****ed up no guy will touch it until theyre hammered as bad as workoutwarrior was last night ;)

    hehe...maybe even more so...
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I find it both sad and amusing that some people have taken this so seriously.....You'd think that in the Chit-Chat, FUN and Games section you'd kind of realize the humor in here....guess not....

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  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    The **** that happens when i am ****ed up drunk!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    IKR! Wooooo :)
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
    IKR! Wooooo :)

    Why aren't we friends yet? :)
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    Maybe we should all go back to drinking then?
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
    Maybe we should all go back to drinking then?

    Solid plan! :drinker:
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    Thats later tonight!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    IKR! Wooooo :)

    Why aren't we friends yet? :)

    Dunno...must..remedy... :D
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    you've ****ed a clown??? I dont think we can be friends anymore.

    In my defence I was very drunk.

    in full make up and costume?
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    On my 5bottle of wine....

    And ive done so much just imagine.......
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    I am way over on calories yesterday and today...blah. No drinking for me but will enjoy the fruits of your inebriation with amusement.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Mr Jones...

    Enigma....

    I had lots of calories left today for drinking tonight. :) I'm drinking for you @tiarew

    x sips diet 7 & 7 x

    Carry on... I am amused....

    But let's all be happy drunks and not get all up people's ice...

    Speaking of which...

    x adds ice to empty glass and refills - adjusts chair x

    ok - all set - carry on again....
  • NZhellkat
    NZhellkat Posts: 355 Member
    Well I have trained my butt off all week so that I can do some serious celebrating. 2nd wedding anniversary yesterday which we are toasting with Captain Morgan and coke tonight. So move over and make some room. I'm starting with 6 shots in my drink.......happyland here I come.
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