Let the booze times roll!

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  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it... :)

    Me thinks you need to get some, honey.

    Good luck with that...

    lol

    It will be easy for her... I mean after all 80% of the male population surrounding her are pigs and will bang her simply because she has a vagina. Duh.

    Oopsies...my bad.
    oh and....she still needs some...her attitudes so *****ed up no guy will touch it until theyre hammered as bad as workoutwarrior was last night ;)
    Oh the daddy issues she must have.... now whether daddy loved her too much or not enough.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    I'm going to go watch this right now. For the thousandth or so time.
    You know how I know you're gay?

    You know how I know you're gay? You macrameed yourself a pair of jeans shorts.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
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    I know they are playing video games, but it totally looks like he's jacking off. Loves it...haha
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    You know how I know you're gay? You like the movie Maid in Manhattan.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    OMG I like ColdPlay. I never knew I was gay. hmmm
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    I know they are playing video games, but it totally looks like he's jacking off. Loves it...haha

    Well, he jacked it three times since he got there.
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."

    That's gay?
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."

    That's gay?

    Hahaha :)
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    So did your clown have hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and an Adam's apple as big as her balls?
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it... :)

    Hhaha. Oh you superficial lil girl. I love my life, my family & friends &my career. You and your opinion don't mean squat. I suggest if you can't handle someone disagreeing with you, get off the message boards.

    ok... all the haters that have been ganging up on me.. how do u not see that this post is OFFENSIVE! this guy is talking about him having sex with a female clown and a woman with no arm as if that is supposed to be amusing to people.. im sure that the woman with no arm didnt deserve this abuse.. what kind of guy has sex with a female than makes fun of her afterwards... THAT IS THE MOST INSULTING THING THAT CAN HAPPEN.. now that u know why i called him a pig i STILL think that because when a man and woman make love it is way more special than a reaction like this...

    if u still do not care- or understand- or at least know why i was mad in the first place than that is ur opinion... but i for sure read this as a HUGE sign of disrespect ESPECIALLY about the no armed woman,, im sure she is struggling with SO much that no one here can imagine and for me to not call him a pig would have made me feel guilty afterwards.. i need to stand up for woman.. he was lucky to make love to that woman and she didnt deserve that disrespect for him to write it as if its amusing..

    yes i am thinking to much into it.. but i have to big or a heart to just sit here and continue to let people be rude...

    i believe in girl power and i am sooooooo sick of hearing men disrespect woman.. especially one that was kind enough to sleep with the OP...

    so say anything mean or rude to me.. im standing up for my beliefs and im standing up for a woman who could not stand up for herself right now.. and if that makes me hated by all of u than its ok because it was worth it!!! so my comment about men being just like him is true, and if u guys think i need to get laid that is just u gals being sucked into societies way of peer pressuring you to believe that this disrespect is ok.. and i feel bad that as woman you dont have a voice to see that this is wrong...

    im moving on with my day that is all im going to say.. i have no regrets.. have a lovely day and i hope u think twice about my words and they soak in and u can realize that this was disgrimating to woman...
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    So did your clown have hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and an Adam's apple as big as her balls?

    Hahahahahahahahaha!
  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 297 Member
    wha? I gotta get another drink apparently...and I got yelled at for speaking in text in my last post...holy CRAP!
  • This post made me LOL!
  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 297 Member
    This post made me LOL!
    I KNOW RIGHT? I almost tossed my mike's hard lemonade winter blackberry all over the PC reading this...it's more entertaining than HBO or PORN!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    im moving on with my day that is all im going to say..

    Thank you. The rest of us here are actually okay with the joke and we'd appreciate it if you'd just let us be. :)
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    im moving on with my day that is all im going to say..

    Thank you. The rest of us here are actually okay with the joke and don't need anyone telling us what should or shouldn't offend us...especially because some of us know that the OP is one of the most respectful people around...especially to women. It is a joke, it wasn't meant to pass of some propaganda or agenda
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it... :)

    Hhaha. Oh you superficial lil girl. I love my life, my family & friends &my career. You and your opinion don't mean squat. I suggest if you can't handle someone disagreeing with you, get off the message boards.

    ok... all the haters that have been ganging up on me.. how do u not see that this post is OFFENSIVE! this guy is talking about him having sex with a female clown and a woman with no arm as if that is supposed to be amusing to people.. im sure that the woman with no arm didnt deserve this abuse.. what kind of guy has sex with a female than makes fun of her afterwards... THAT IS THE MOST INSULTING THING THAT CAN HAPPEN.. now that u know why i called him a pig i STILL think that because when a man and woman make love it is way more special than a reaction like this...

    if u still do not care- or understand- or at least know why i was mad in the first place than that is ur opinion... but i for sure read this as a HUGE sign of disrespect ESPECIALLY about the no armed woman,, im sure she is struggling with SO much that no one here can imagine and for me to not call him a pig would have made me feel guilty afterwards.. i need to stand up for woman.. he was lucky to make love to that woman and she didnt deserve that disrespect for him to write it as if its amusing..

    yes i am thinking to much into it.. but i have to big or a heart to just sit here and continue to let people be rude...

    i believe in girl power and i am sooooooo sick of hearing men disrespect woman.. especially one that was kind enough to sleep with the OP...

    so say anything mean or rude to me.. im standing up for my beliefs and im standing up for a woman who could not stand up for herself right now.. and if that makes me hated by all of u than its ok because it was worth it!!! so my comment about men being just like him is true, and if u guys think i need to get laid that is just u gals being sucked into societies way of peer pressuring you to believe that this disrespect is ok.. and i feel bad that as woman you dont have a voice to see that this is wrong...

    im moving on with my day that is all im going to say.. i have no regrets.. have a lovely day and i hope u think twice about my words and they soak in and u can realize that this was disgrimating to woman...

    Somewhere there's a pole missing its stripper.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    im moving on with my day that is all im going to say..

    Is the war over? Can we get back to talking about clown-sex and gaydar?. .
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • nursedb
    nursedb Posts: 297 Member
    im moving on with my day that is all im going to say..

    Is the war over? Can we get back to talking about clown-sex and gaydar?. .

    PULLLEASIE???
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    By the way. . I can make balloon animals and juggle. . so. . I sort of am a clown. . and it wouldn't hurt my feelings if a girl I had sex with told somebody. . I wouldn't feel one bit disgrimated against.
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it... :)

    Hhaha. Oh you superficial lil girl. I love my life, my family & friends &my career. You and your opinion don't mean squat. I suggest if you can't handle someone disagreeing with you, get off the message boards.

    ok... all the haters that have been ganging up on me.. how do u not see that this post is OFFENSIVE! this guy is talking about him having sex with a female clown and a woman with no arm as if that is supposed to be amusing to people.. im sure that the woman with no arm didnt deserve this abuse.. what kind of guy has sex with a female than makes fun of her afterwards... THAT IS THE MOST INSULTING THING THAT CAN HAPPEN.. now that u know why i called him a pig i STILL think that because when a man and woman make love it is way more special than a reaction like this...

    if u still do not care- or understand- or at least know why i was mad in the first place than that is ur opinion... but i for sure read this as a HUGE sign of disrespect ESPECIALLY about the no armed woman,, im sure she is struggling with SO much that no one here can imagine and for me to not call him a pig would have made me feel guilty afterwards.. i need to stand up for woman.. he was lucky to make love to that woman and she didnt deserve that disrespect for him to write it as if its amusing..

    yes i am thinking to much into it.. but i have to big or a heart to just sit here and continue to let people be rude...

    i believe in girl power and i am sooooooo sick of hearing men disrespect woman.. especially one that was kind enough to sleep with the OP...

    so say anything mean or rude to me.. im standing up for my beliefs and im standing up for a woman who could not stand up for herself right now.. and if that makes me hated by all of u than its ok because it was worth it!!! so my comment about men being just like him is true, and if u guys think i need to get laid that is just u gals being sucked into societies way of peer pressuring you to believe that this disrespect is ok.. and i feel bad that as woman you dont have a voice to see that this is wrong...

    im moving on with my day that is all im going to say.. i have no regrets.. have a lovely day and i hope u think twice about my words and they soak in and u can realize that this was disgrimating to woman...

    Somewhere there's a pole missing its stripper.
    unless thats a "catfish" profile picture....
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    im moving on with my day that is all im going to say..

    Is the war over? Can we get back to talking about clown-sex and gaydar?. .

    Man I hope so. Was enjoying this before without commenting. Going back to that . . .
  • Maaarkk
    Maaarkk Posts: 93 Member
    Posts too long to read, but clown sex sounds funny lol
  • Emma_Problema
    Emma_Problema Posts: 422 Member
    Hate to agree with the woman in a patriotic bikini who can't write or spell worth ****, but let's keep it nice people. You can laugh about having sex with female clowns or one-armed ladies, but just remember that they are people too. Doesn't make the OP a pig and I don't think 80% of men just want to have sex with anything with a vagina, but if you had a family member or friend that had one arm or if you were a one-armed person and someone started to talk about how CRAZY it was to have sex with a one armed person, think about how that would make you feel. Female clowns and people missing limbs deserve sex lives too. :)
  • This post made me LOL!
    I KNOW RIGHT? I almost tossed my mike's hard lemonade winter blackberry all over the PC reading this...it's more entertaining than HBO or PORN!

    LOL mikes sounds good right now! All I have is Miller 64 right now...diet beer blah!!! I'm imagining a nice blue moon or sam adams as I'm drinking it tho hehe
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    Posts too long to read, but clown sex sounds funny lol

    tl/dr.......clownsex?
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Hate to agree with the woman in a patriotic bikini who can't write or spell worth ****, but let's keep it nice people. You can laugh about having sex with female clowns or one-armed ladies, but just remember that they are people too. Doesn't make the OP a pig and I don't think 80% of men just want to have sex with anything with a vagina, but if you had a family member or friend that had one arm or if you were a one-armed person and someone started to talk about how CRAZY it was to have sex with a one armed person, think about how that would make you feel. Female clowns and people missing limbs deserve sex lives too. :)

    You win the Internet.
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