Let the booze times roll!
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Hate to agree with the woman in a patriotic bikini who can't write or spell worth ****, but let's keep it nice people. You can laugh about having sex with female clowns or one-armed ladies, but just remember that they are people too. Doesn't make the OP a pig and I don't think 80% of men just want to have sex with anything with a vagina, but if you had a family member or friend that had one arm or if you were a one-armed person and someone started to talk about how CRAZY it was to have sex with a one armed person, think about how that would make you feel. Female clowns and people missing limbs deserve sex lives too.
I totally agree. I think the OP was doing his patriotic duty by helping out the one-armed female clown. And for the record I hate clowns.0 -
Zac Brown...I'm glad you took one for the team!! whoot!:drinker:0
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Maybe the clown had both arms when they went to bed. . . .Maybe the OP is coyote ugly. . anyone ever thing of that!? Hmmmm?0
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OMG! THE HUMANITY! THIS IS TERRIBLE!
OH THANK GOD! There was another diet 7-up in the back of the fridge...phew...
x makes another diet 7 & 7 and re-adjusts chair x
ok...
let's see
clown sex
liking ColdPlay means I'm gay...
I am so confused about my gay status! I am trying to embrace my new status, but I pretty much think SUNSNSTATHEAR is hot...I want him... I don't wannna girllll!!!! x starts crying x I would like to have...right now...0 -
OMG! THE HUMANITY! THIS IS TERRIBLE!
OH THANK GOD! There was another diet 7-up in the back of the fridge...phew...
x makes another diet 7 & 7 and re-adjusts chair x
ok...
let's see
clown sex
liking ColdPlay means I'm gay...
I am so confused about my gay status! I am trying to embrace my new status, but I pretty much think SUNSNSTATHEAR is hot...I want him... I don't wannna girllll!!!! x starts crying x I would like to have...right now...
I have it on great authority that Sun likes 100 year old females.0 -
OMG! THE HUMANITY! THIS IS TERRIBLE!
OH THANK GOD! There was another diet 7-up in the back of the fridge...phew...
x makes another diet 7 & 7 and re-adjusts chair x
ok...
let's see
clown sex
liking ColdPlay means I'm gay...
I am so confused about my gay status! I am trying to embrace my new status, but I pretty much think SUNSNSTATHEAR is hot...I want him... I don't wannna girllll!!!! x starts crying x I would like to have...right now...
Liking Coldplay only means you are gay if you are dude. . . just fyi. .Girls are allowed to like Coldplay and not be gay. If you are girl It's enjoyment of K.D. Lang that signals you're gay.0 -
ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?
Dear brittanyMIAbrittany,
Right here, you insinuated that both myself and VKaylor are easy sluts.
So really, stuff a sock in your indignation.
And enough with the text-speak. It's making me stabby.
Sincerely,
RushBabe2140 -
Liking Coldplay only means you are gay if you are dude. . . just fyi. .Girls are allowed to like Coldplay and not be gay. If you are girl It's enjoyment of K.D. Lang that signals you're gay.
Oooooohhhhh! Awesome!
How you doin Car?
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I have it on great authority that Sun likes 100 year old females.
IN! Oh yeah!
bow chicka wow wow
x ready the fr x lol0 -
lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it...i believe in girl power and i am sooooooo sick of hearing men disrespect woman.
You are the ANTITHESIS of "girl power". You were so quick to immediately start scorning, judging, and then mocking two other women for playing along with the joke. You even managed to get in a jab about their sexual priorities - nice. That's enlightened.
(To which this thread is. A joke. A tasteless one, sure, but a joke nonetheless.)
Someone who does that is NOT a friend to women. For the love of all that is holy - and Betty Freidan and Gloria Steinbeck and any woman who has ever fought for feminism - take your "girl power" and properly shove it up "your girl flower." I have no patience for women like you.0 -
lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it...
You are the ANTITHESIS of "girl power". You were so quick to immediately start scorning, judging, and then mocking two other women for playing along with the joke. You even managed to get in a jab about their sexual priorities - nice. That's enlightened.
(To which this thread is. A joke. A tasteless one, sure, but a joke nonetheless.)
Someone who does that is NOT a friend to women. For the love of all that is holy - and Betty Freidan and Gloria Steinbeck and any woman who has ever fought for feminism - take your "girl power" and properly shove it up "your girl flower." I have no patience for women like you.
1/2 a point off for Gloria Steinbeck (it's Steinem) but....other than that....I love you! In a non-gay way, of course.
*Disclaimer* - Not that there's anything wrong with that....0 -
I have it on great authority that Sun likes 100 year old females.
IN! Oh yeah!
bow chicka wow wow
x ready the fr x lol
I feel so dirty . . . and I'm okay with that!0 -
Ooooh, damn. Noted, and thank you! It will help me not sound like an idiot next time I name drop her, :laugh:0
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So glad I'm your friendlol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it...
You are the ANTITHESIS of "girl power". You were so quick to immediately start scorning, judging, and then mocking two other women for playing along with the joke. You even managed to get in a jab about their sexual priorities - nice. That's enlightened.
(To which this thread is. A joke. A tasteless one, sure, but a joke nonetheless.)
Someone who does that is NOT a friend to women. For the love of all that is holy - and Betty Freidan and Gloria Steinbeck and any woman who has ever fought for feminism - take your "girl power" and properly shove it up "your girl flower." I have no patience for women like you.0 -
Liking Coldplay only means you are gay if you are dude. . . just fyi. .Girls are allowed to like Coldplay and not be gay. If you are girl It's enjoyment of K.D. Lang that signals you're gay.
Oooooohhhhh! Awesome!
How you doin Car?
I'm rocking out to a ColdPlay / K.D. Lang duet. . f*in' A!0 -
Taking it easy tonight.. I've been downing Jack and Cokes for the last couple weekends. My liver needs a break.0
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lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it...i believe in girl power and i am sooooooo sick of hearing men disrespect woman.
You are the ANTITHESIS of "girl power". You were so quick to immediately start scorning, judging, and then mocking two other women for playing along with the joke. You even managed to get in a jab about their sexual priorities - nice. That's enlightened.
(To which this thread is. A joke. A tasteless one, sure, but a joke nonetheless.)
Someone who does that is NOT a friend to women. For the love of all that is holy - and Betty Freidan and Gloria Steinbeck and any woman who has ever fought for feminism - take your "girl power" and properly shove it up "your girl flower." I have no patience for women like you.
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lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it...
You are the ANTITHESIS of "girl power". You were so quick to immediately start scorning, judging, and then mocking two other women for playing along with the joke. You even managed to get in a jab about their sexual priorities - nice. That's enlightened.
(To which this thread is. A joke. A tasteless one, sure, but a joke nonetheless.)
Someone who does that is NOT a friend to women. For the love of all that is holy - and Betty Freidan and Gloria Steinbeck and any woman who has ever fought for feminism - take your "girl power" and properly shove it up "your girl flower." I have no patience for women like you.
1/2 a point off for Gloria Steinbeck (it's Steinem) but....other than that....I love you! In a non-gay way, of course.
*Disclaimer* - Not that there's anything wrong with that....
Gloria Stenbeck wrote "Of Mice and Myn". . I think. . maybe not.0 -
Ooooh, damn. Noted, and thank you! It will help me not sound like an idiot next time I name drop her, :laugh:
You're welcome! :laugh:0 -
lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it...
You are the ANTITHESIS of "girl power". You were so quick to immediately start scorning, judging, and then mocking two other women for playing along with the joke. You even managed to get in a jab about their sexual priorities - nice. That's enlightened.
(To which this thread is. A joke. A tasteless one, sure, but a joke nonetheless.)
Someone who does that is NOT a friend to women. For the love of all that is holy - and Betty Freidan and Gloria Steinbeck and any woman who has ever fought for feminism - take your "girl power" and properly shove it up "your girl flower." I have no patience for women like you.
1/2 a point off for Gloria Steinbeck (it's Steinem) but....other than that....I love you! In a non-gay way, of course.
*Disclaimer* - Not that there's anything wrong with that....
Gloria Stenbeck wrote "Of Mice and Women". . I think. . maybe not.
LOL!0 -
Liking Coldplay only means you are gay if you are dude. . . just fyi. .Girls are allowed to like Coldplay and not be gay. If you are girl It's enjoyment of K.D. Lang that signals you're gay.
Oooooohhhhh! Awesome!
How you doin Car?
I'm rocking out to a ColdPlay / K.D. Lang duet. . f*in' A!
You are definitely drinking....0 -
you've ****ed a clown??? I dont think we can be friends anymore.
In my defence I was very drunk.
And it seems that you still are..:drinker:
I never understood he reason(s) for getting drunk on purpose. Most people make a *kitten* out of themselves and sometimes they live to regret it; so better you than me. I like and choose to keep my liver and pancreas healthy.
Happy New Year!:0 -
Mice and Myn....:laugh: I totally want to read that now. (Mice and Men was depressing. Myn sounds much more lighthearted!)0
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you've ****ed a clown??? I dont think we can be friends anymore.
In my defence I was very drunk.
And it seems that you still are..:drinker:
I never understood he reason(s) for getting drunk on purpose. Most people make a *kitten* out of themselves and sometimes they live to regret it; so better you than me. I like and choose to keep my liver and pancreas healthy.
Happy New Year!:
*giant sucking sound*0 -
you've ****ed a clown??? I dont think we can be friends anymore.
In my defence I was very drunk.
And it seems that you still are..:drinker:
I never understood he reason(s) for getting drunk on purpose. Most people make a *kitten* out of themselves and sometimes they live to regret it; so better you than me. I like and choose to keep my liver and pancreas healthy.
Happy New Year!:
Because sometimes, it is good to just get drunk. Some people have reasons, some people don't. I think it is okay as long as it isn't draining your bank account and you aren't letting it affect your health negatively. 0 -
lol....im not conceited how was this conceited.. and also haha u 2 ladies probably have no idea how life works u just been kept inside a little bubble ur entire lives... ur the types where the men come first before anything.. right?... listen girl with the short black hair.. u are VERY confrontational.. how old r u?... 35?... at what age will u grow up and accept everyone has different opinions?.. u dont have to attack everyone around u because u hate urself.. if anything be nice and nice things will happen to u.. its karma.. if ur feeding bad energy than that is what u will get back.. if i think this guy is a PIG than THATS MY OPINION.. i wasnt directing it to either of u... are u 2 ladies male?.. are u 2 ladies the ones who are saying u had sex with a clown and someone with no arm...? no?.. oh ok.. then stay out of it...i believe in girl power and i am sooooooo sick of hearing men disrespect woman.
You are the ANTITHESIS of "girl power". You were so quick to immediately start scorning, judging, and then mocking two other women for playing along with the joke. You even managed to get in a jab about their sexual priorities - nice. That's enlightened.
(To which this thread is. A joke. A tasteless one, sure, but a joke nonetheless.)
Someone who does that is NOT a friend to women. For the love of all that is holy - and Betty Freidan and Gloria Steinbeck and any woman who has ever fought for feminism - take your "girl power" and properly shove it up "your girl flower." I have no patience for women like you.
Feminist friend for the win!!!! 0 -
Gloria Stenbeck wrote "Of Mice and Myn". . I think. . maybe not.
LOLOLOLOL!!! BEST!0 -
*giant sucking sound*
Still waiting for that friend request...
x giggles .. he said sucking ...x
John Steinbeck btw0 -
*giant sucking sound*
Still waiting for that friend request...
x giggles .. he said sucking ...x
John Steinbeck btw
Hum I don't know. Maybe she doesn't really like me . . .0 -
i believe in girl power and i am sooooooo sick of hearing men disrespect woman.
So tell me what you want, what you really REALLY want.0
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