I. Hate. Eggs.

slrose

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
green eggs and ham

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
green eggs and ham?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and ham!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am

slrose

i would try making a quiche///with lots of veggies and egg beaters

dorlincecum

They are a perfect food for people who haven't a protein problem or allergy problem.

srm1960

How about green ones?... with ham?

In a box? With a fox?

OMG!!!! I do not like them Sam I am!!!!- Dr. Seuss would be laughing now-I have always hated eggs-but now I do egg whites with salsa & feta etc...just got a micro-egg cooker ( $ 5 from BBB) 1 min & done-no calories & tons of protein!!!!
Give it go -Sam!!!!
LOL

wrests

I loathe eggs. The smell makes me want to barf and they taste horrifying. That being said, I LOVE omelettes (only if there's lots of goo in them), and eggs scrambled with avocado. Also deviled eggs and eggs in tuna salad are more of a texture than a flavor thing, especially since tuna is so flavorful it mostly drowns it out.

Whoops, forgot about fried rice, or if you cook rice in chicken broth and add some veggies (mushrooms, zucchini, whatever), you can just stir it in and not get much of the flavor!

iAMsmiling

I hate eggs too. They are a hen's period.

No, they aren't.

Birds don't menstruate.

But thanks so much for your helpful reply. :flowerforyou:

Really? Do your research. They are unfertilized ovum. I am a vegan i know.
http://www.peta2.com/blog/are_eggs_chicken_periods_a_nurse_gives_the_lowdown/

Vegan quotes PETA. Hey, if that doesn't end an argument, nothing will.

(I'm only bitter because I was denied entry to Vegan U.)

FitbeTMF

Tofu scramble! Vegans don't eat eggs either. There are plenty of other snacks and foods high in protein besides eggs, too btw.

sunsnstatheart

I hate eggs too. They are a hen's period.

No, they aren't.

Birds don't menstruate.

But thanks so much for your helpful reply. :flowerforyou:

Really? Do your research. They are unfertilized ovum. I am a vegan i know.
http://www.peta2.com/blog/are_eggs_chicken_periods_a_nurse_gives_the_lowdown/

Vegan quotes PETA. Hey, if that doesn't end an argument, nothing will.

(I'm only bitter because I was denied entry to Vegan U.)

Naked women in cages wearing cat stripes are always good people from whom to get nutritional advice.

MizTerry

Would preparing them like this make them more appetizing?

I said a bad word!

714rah714

I loathe eggs. The smell makes me want to barf and they taste horrifying. That being said, I LOVE omelettes (only if there's lots of goo in them), and eggs scrambled with avocado. Also deviled eggs and eggs in tuna salad are more of a texture than a flavor thing, especially since tuna is so flavorful it mostly drowns it out.

What exactly do you loathe?

emtjmac

This morning, as I do most mornings, I had an omelette. 2 eggs, 1/2 cup 100% egg whites from a carton, two tbsp sour cream, green bell pepper and onion, whisked and cooked in a cast iron pan.

rml_16

You can get the same nutrients an egg provides from other sources that you actually enjoy eating. I love eggs, but I don't understand forcing onesself to eat something one does not like.

BeeElMarvin

I hate eggs too. They are a hen's period.

No, they aren't.

Birds don't menstruate.

But thanks so much for your helpful reply. :flowerforyou:

Really? Do your research. They are unfertilized ovum. I am a vegan i know.
http://www.peta2.com/blog/are_eggs_chicken_periods_a_nurse_gives_the_lowdown/

It's great to know that vegan's are the know all be all. Now I know!

vickiessecret

I don't mind eating eggs but not everyday. I actually like egg white better. I get the egg white/ egg beaters. I like them better than real eggs

genea313

Tofu scramble. Try PPK.com for recipe ideas.

shae68143

Bump for egg ideas (even though I personally love eggs - there are some good ideas/recipes here)

songbyrdsweet

I hate eggs too. They are a hen's period.

No, they aren't.

Birds don't menstruate.

But thanks so much for your helpful reply. :flowerforyou:

Really? Do your research. They are unfertilized ovum. I am a vegan i know.
http://www.peta2.com/blog/are_eggs_chicken_periods_a_nurse_gives_the_lowdown/

Replacement for the 'No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night' commercial.

"OMG, you just performed open-heart surgery on that man with a pair of chopsticks! But...he died...so...that was a bad idea...are you really a doctor?"

"No, but I *am* a vegan."

nuviag

Yummmers!

Fry egg in pan with Pam spray. Eat on bagel thin with garden vegetable cream cheese, sriracha sauce and fresh spinach.

Queen_JessieA

Have you tried the egg muffins from South Beach? They are great!! I have made them with ham and cheese, bacon and cheese, cheese and veggies...yumms! http://mixingbowl.betterrecipes.com/south-beach-diet-egg-muffins.html

I love my eggs doozied up with veggies in them or topped with salsa

Shamrock_me

Welllllllll this might bother some people but - crack one raw in a protein milkshake and blend it up!

My dad didn't have much breakfast cooking experience and he wasn't much of a morning person so often he'd put some milk, raw eggs, ice cream, carnation instant breakfast drink and some fruit of a sort in a blender and Voila! breakfast before school. Now I recommend you skip the ice cream maybe add in some plain Greek yogurt and some protein powder instead of carnation instant breakfast drink mix. People will scream and yell about raw egg bacteria Solmonella blah blah blah. But depending on how you acquire your eggs and where you are this may not even be relevant. I'm in the US and buy my eggs from a grocery. In order to sell eggs you are required to have an egg license and be inspected. Or you can just buy the carton of egg whites too. I'd think the carton thing would be more risky considering it's been more open to contamination. Experiment but if you mix chocolate powder & raspberry - add the raspberries last with minimal blend or it kinda looks really really gross.

Barring that I would suggest some french toast. Dip some low carb/calorie bread in egg, cinnamon, vanilla and fry it with cooking spray. Make a ton it freezes pretty well for days you don't have time to make it from scratch.

Neither of these options TASTE like eggs.

LeenaRuns

I'm away from a computer for a day and a half and this thing blows up! Thanks for all of the suggestions. I'm definitely going to try some of these and, if in the end I can't stand any of them, I'll take te other advice, which is to just forget about them and move on. Thanks again!

iLoveMyPitbull1225

dont suffer through things you dont like to eat. thats just silly.