Colon Hydrotherapy

drmerc
drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
I got a groupon offer for a Colon Hydrotherapy (90 dollar value for 45 dollars!)

I asked my friends and they said I should do it.

The offer says for a little extra I can have an infusion of organic coffee to aid in liver detoxification. My question is should I pay the extra money for the coffee or go without? I don't want to get ripped off if I don't need it
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  • evileen99
    evileen99 Posts: 1,564 Member
  • gympamela
    gympamela Posts: 188 Member
    You want to pay extra to put coffee up your butt? wouldnt it be easier to just drink it?
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    ask them if they have coffee flavors, I should think mint would be best.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Coffee has caffeine. You'll die of dehydration, man. For the love of God, don't do it!!!!
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    You want to pay extra to put coffee up your butt? wouldnt it be easier to just drink it?

    It will remove my toxins
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Go for it. YOLO!
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member


    Why did you come here to attack me. I just want some opinions from people who have done this before
  • coffee enemas can be beneficial and can easily be done at home too. I suggest people saying it will kill you do a little research before saying untrue things
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member


    Why did you come here to attack me. I just want some opinions from people who have done this before

    People here are so freaking mean! Gosh! All this poor man wants is some support - we all have to find what works for us. Maybe coffee in the *kitten* is what will work for him. We're all individuals!


  • Why did you come here to attack me. I just want some opinions from people who have done this before

    because this place is filled with jerks who make fun of things they don't understand or things that make them uncomfortable. Just like middle school
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Get the raspberry flavor coffee. I hear raspberry is the key.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    You want to pay extra to put coffee up your butt? wouldnt it be easier to just drink it?

    It will remove my toxins
    Make sure they put some mud on your tummy, too.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member


    Why did you come here to attack me. I just want some opinions from people who have done this before

    because this place is filled with jerks who make fun of things they don't understand or things that make them uncomfortable. Just like middle school

    THANK YOU! At least there are some people here willing to support me
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member


    Why did you come here to attack me. I just want some opinions from people who have done this before


    because this place is filled with jerks who make fun of things they don't understand or things that make them uncomfortable. Just like middle school

    THANK YOU! At least there are some people here willing to support me
    I already told you the ways I can support this.
  • Mcgrawhaha
    Mcgrawhaha Posts: 1,596 Member
    ive never thought about putting coffee up my butt... what does it do? seriously...
  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
    Sounds like a horrible idea with no possibility of helping you to feel better.
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    *sings* The best part of waking up, is Foldgers up your.....
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member


    Why did you come here to attack me. I just want some opinions from people who have done this before

    because this place is filled with jerks who make fun of things they don't understand or things that make them uncomfortable. Just like middle school

    How is this an attack? It seems like a reasonable response. Colon Hydrotherapy is controversial.


  • Why did you come here to attack me. I just want some opinions from people who have done this before

    because this place is filled with jerks who make fun of things they don't understand or things that make them uncomfortable. Just like middle school

    THANK YOU! At least there are some people here willing to support me

    I have actually been interested in trying a coffee enema too. It can help with so many things. Asthma, mucous in the lungs and sinuses, skin problems and rashes, plus a lot more. My husband has horrible asthma, like using his inhaler every few hours every day bad, so if a coffee enema helps I think that is a better alternative to horribly expensive meds that aren't that good for him
  • evileen99
    evileen99 Posts: 1,564 Member
    You want to pay extra to put coffee up your butt? wouldnt it be easier to just drink it?

    It will remove my toxins

    What toxins? Have you had levels checked? Or is it just the line the scam artists like to use about "toxins from polluted air, water, processed foods, etc?" Your liver detoxifies you on a daily basis and those that claim things "remove toxins" have zero knowledge of toxicology and how the body actually works.

    Trust me, you're not full of toxins.
  • cleotherio
    cleotherio Posts: 712 Member
    *sings* The best part of waking up, is Foldgers up your.....

    I just spit coffee at the screen.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Do they say if the coffee is served hot?
  • mikeschratz
    mikeschratz Posts: 253 Member
    I'm just curious what toxins are in your body (and colon specifically) that you would like to get rid of?
    This seems pretty vague, especially to have a colon cleanse and you don't know wth you are cleansing for?

    JMHO
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    You want to pay extra to put coffee up your butt? wouldnt it be easier to just drink it?

    It will remove my toxins

    What toxins? Have you had levels checked? Or is it just the line the scam artists like to use about "toxins from polluted air, water, processed foods, etc?" Your liver detoxifies you on a daily basis and those that claim things "remove toxins" have zero knowledge of toxicology and how the body actually works.

    Trust me, you're not full of toxins.

    My holistic doctor checked me and said I was full of toxins
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    coffee enemas can be beneficial and can easily be done at home too. I suggest people saying it will kill you do a little research before saying untrue things

    As should you. They wont kill you, but they are potentially harmful

    This procedure, although well documented, is considered by most medical authorities to be unproven, rash and potentially dangerous.[1][2]

    [1] Ernst E (June 1997). "Colonic irrigation and the theory of autointoxication: a triumph of ignorance over science". J. Clin. Gastroenterol. 24 (4): 196–8. doi:10.1097/00004836-199706000-00002. PMID 9252839.
    [2] a b Shils ME, Hermann MG (April 1982). "Unproved dietary claims in the treatment of patients with cancer". Bull N Y Acad Med 58 (3): 323–40. PMC 1805327. PMID 7052177.

    I suggest that you also do your research before saying untrue things.
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    there are much more fun things to put up there ....
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    Go with the green coffee beans if they offer them. They have more of the coffeeness that makes this whole thing work. It's like 67% more effective.
  • gr8pillock
    gr8pillock Posts: 374 Member
    *sings* The best part of waking up, is Foldgers up your.....

    ROFLMAO! <--- I rarely if ever use that term...


    And seriously dude, don't knock it til you try it.
  • loveYOUmore319
    loveYOUmore319 Posts: 79 Member
    I personally love colon hydrotherapy and I've recently bought a groupon for the same thing in my area. I haven't used the coffee one yet but one of my friends has and she says she loves it.