Sounds like you've got first world problems

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  • xMonroeMisfit
    xMonroeMisfit Posts: 411 Member
    Cosmetic store is out of my shade in Benefit Erase paste so I had to order it online and now have to wait a week for it.
  • ashleen7
    ashleen7 Posts: 258 Member
    My nail broke this morning and my technician can't fit me in until Friday :-(

    I'd sue

    I'm strongly thinking of it, the mental anguish is just horrifying.
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
    I had to wait for the tram for 7 whole minutes. D:
  • Martucha123
    Martucha123 Posts: 1,089 Member
    Our vending machines only carry Diet Coke. Coke Zero tastes so much better. Doesn't ANYBODY get that??

    I get that, Savage. I really do :)

    When waiter at the restaurant said they don't carry coke zero I replied "oh fck no!",
    We were out of coke zero at the office that day...
    I totally lost it, can't stomach light
  • SavageFeast
    SavageFeast Posts: 325 Member
    Last week, I bought the perfect blue scarf to match my new blue jacket. Washed it once, and now it looks more purple-ish. FML.
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    My Nest programmable thermostat that is connected to wi-fi didn't have the house at 65 degrees this morning when I woke up. It was mother-farkin' 64 degrees! So I had to wear my cashmere sweater to the shower so that my nipples wouldn't make like Jennifer Anniston.
  • SueCBrannon
    SueCBrannon Posts: 34 Member
    Having problems getting up and motivated to do my exercises this morning.
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    Um... like everyone else here my problem is that I have too much food and need support to starve myself a little.
  • zudleymarie
    zudleymarie Posts: 100 Member
    I can't find a babysitter for our four month old so that my husband can work uninterrupted at his gainful employment from home where he gets to be on the internet and announce the news to futures traders for money, while I can go to work at my gainful employment as a therapist, where I get to sit and talk to people for money.
  • JanelleG0122
    JanelleG0122 Posts: 323 Member
    Our vending machines only carry Diet Coke. Coke Zero tastes so much better. Doesn't ANYBODY get that??

    This is totally true! I mean the vending machiine at my work does have coke zero, but if it didn't....someone would be hurting...
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    There was crap on the toilet seat, had to pee standing up. FML

    Also Beiber smoked pot, so I cut my leg to help him stop :( Whyy beebs whhyy you do that! Poop mouth, poop poop mouth :sad: got poop coming out of your mouth :sad:




    Disclaimer: I do not support Beiberfever
  • Maryann1975
    Maryann1975 Posts: 4
    So stop breastfeeding! You're baby has received all the intended health benefits. Yay mom! Now go buy some formula and be done with it.
  • SavageFeast
    SavageFeast Posts: 325 Member
    A couple of coworkers still have their Christmas decorations up in their offices. GET OVER IT ALREADY!
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
    My hair straightener is broken. I have had frizzy hair at work for 2 days now.
  • mlclarke22
    mlclarke22 Posts: 551 Member
    scale at work says I am up a couple of pounds...not possible..been very disciplined this week..weigh in better be good tomorrow! Hubby told me I looked skinny today though
  • angievaughn
    angievaughn Posts: 655 Member
    Ran out of foundation this morning had to use my 16 years old's makeup...how gross it that?? I had to drive to work in the rain which I hate....employed full time at a nice job which I love but had to drive in the rain just sucks!!
  • dantrick
    dantrick Posts: 369 Member
    I can't get a new tattoo because I bought a New Guitar.

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  • SavageFeast
    SavageFeast Posts: 325 Member
    Someone's car stalled on the freeway yesterday and made me 10 minutes late for Zumba. That's 10 minutes of calorie burn my fat *kitten* will never get back.
  • logdunne
    logdunne Posts: 132 Member
    I want to throw some weights around in the garage after work- gotta leave the door open (no light in garage), but the neighbours kids will stand and gawk at me :-( damn kids make me feel self concious
  • julesreynard
    julesreynard Posts: 10
    My husband opened a bottle of my favorite wine last night after I ate all the calories I was allotted for the day. Grrrr.
  • charver35
    charver35 Posts: 24 Member
    It's raining and it's cold and I don't want to go to work....:sad:
  • julesreynard
    julesreynard Posts: 10
    Someone brought in donuts to the office. It's their fault that I'm not losing weight. They're sabotaging me!

    They had cream cheese danishes and pound cake at an office meeting yesterday. No fair! Everybody knows free food is twice as yummy and food you have to pay for.
  • SavageFeast
    SavageFeast Posts: 325 Member
    I bought a blender for 15% off at Target a couple of weeks ago. I went back yesterday, and it's 30% off now. Eff you, Target.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    :laugh:
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    After I turned on the water, I waited outside the shower for five minutes trying to figure out if I should poop now or risk having to poop later. Compromise was not an option.
  • Surfrider
    Surfrider Posts: 364 Member
    The villa management took too long to turn the swimming pool heater on this winter.
  • SavageFeast
    SavageFeast Posts: 325 Member
    I just read on FB that my fave Zumba teacher won't be teaching tonight, and the only sub she could get is like my 4th favorite. Ugh, it's like the universe wants me to stay fat!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    damn hair wouldnt style right today and the cat genie litter box cooked a kitty turd this morning.
  • sammniamii
    sammniamii Posts: 669 Member
    My new tablet is acting up so I can't take it on my business trip next next, I have to take my brand new 17" laptop instead :(

    AND... My sodastream ran out of CO this morning so I had to drink a "normal" energy drink
  • JanelleG0122
    JanelleG0122 Posts: 323 Member
    I have to work both jobs today ... I mean seriously, two in one day :0

    Disclaimer: I love my jobS...sometimes

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