Sounds like you've got first world problems

mjkpe

I'm sitting here reading The Daily Whinner.

JennsPups

I can't decide which of the healthy options in my kitchen I should have for breakfast.

SoDamnHungry

I only got one blue raspberry Jolly Rancher in the whole friggin' bag I bought.

SavageFeast

I just found out that my super cute email signature doesn't show up the same on older versions of Outlook, so like half of my department doesn't even know how cute it is. Why do I still work here??

RobinvdM

My glass is empty and I have to pee but I don't want to leave my space heater

monroe61

We just bought my husband a new car and I'm jealous because it is better than mine but it is a stick shift and I don't know how to drive it so I can't just "take it over"...and I don't want to have to learn how to drive. Why should I when there are automatics?!?!

1shauna1

I'm pretty stressed now about the huge vet bill ($1500) I just paid for my cute little dog. She doesn't provide me with food, or income, or anything! So, I basically spent more than some people make in a year on an animal who does nothing (except love me and bring me happiness)....

chocl8girl

I keep finding clothes in my closet that I love that are now completely unwearable because they are way too big. :grumble:

susannahsutton1

I want to go out to my favourite oyster bar and none of my friends who like oysters are free at the same time as me

mikeyboy

My friend called to tell me nothing.

Eskimopie

Our cereal bar at the office didn't have organic milk today, only regular.

And the Cheerios are running low and every other cereal we have is full of sugar.

And, I'm reduced to going to my office's cereal bar because I'm sick of the oatmeal, luna and clif bars we also have, and I forgot to bring my own breakfast.

jeremyw1977

In the middle of FOX's NFL Playoffs broadcast, their HD feed messed up and I was forced to watch football in standard definition for about 30 seconds.

stfuriada

My workout clothes don't match my new sneakers. THE BURDENS I CARRY!!

desiv2

I have to wait a whole week to order my new weight bench and elliptical! I'm too impatient for that crap!


Also my mother tagged me in a ton of embarrassing photos on FB and I had to untag myself using my phone, which is very annoyingly difficult. FB y u so irritating?

Hehe, we are so spoiled..

creech6317

I'm not sure if this counts but here's mine.
Car was having issues just before New Years, took it to the shop, $350 later took it home. Died day after I got it home. I now have to get a part time job to be able to afford a new car, but have no car to get to the second job.

Erica_theRedhead

There's only 1 staff bathroom on my floor and someone's been in it the 3 separate times that I've tried to go. I have to PEE!!

SabrinaJL

Because of the Louis Ck bit, we call these "white people problems". Hilarious and probably NSFW. Lots of swearing. http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/s1c41g/stand-up-louis-ck--uncensored---white-people-problems

Mine is that I want to play Skyrim, but I need to clean.

desiv2

There's only 1 staff bathroom on my floor and someone's been in it the 3 separate times that I've tried to go. I have to PEE!!

We have 4, but for some reason the one I chose to go to always is closed for cleaning, then sometimes when I walk all the way to the second one the other janitor is cleaning it too! Wtf conspiracy. haha

rsharper97

My co workers use my computer, then leave the monitor on when I have asked them numerous times to shut it off when they are done.....uggh!

stepherzzzzz

My order from Lululemon was only a five hour drive away from here as of 1:30 this morning but the Fedex website is saying it won't get here until tomorrow. I want it now.

RideaYeti

200 channels and no shows I want to watch.

Fridge and pantry full of food, but nothing we have sounds good.

mikeyboy

In the middle of FOX's NFL Playoffs broadcast, their HD feed messed up and I was forced to watch football in standard definition for about 30 seconds.

You ok?

kmbweber2014

I work at a tax accounting firm, due to some recent changes we have downsized our admin employees and increased our professional employees. I received a promotion this summer to a professional position but am now doing admin because I am the only one that can train and do it properly. And I'm doing 3 peoples jobs. I've worked 30 hours this week already, and I want to just go home and snuggle my little man.

SquidgySquidge

I have a whole supermarket to chose food from and I can't think of ANYTHING I fancy for dinner tonight.

Also, I hve flights booked to go home at the end of the month and had to renew my passport. I'm lying awake at night worrying that it won't arrive :frown:

tinak33

My favorite perfume got discontinued.

My new nailpolish wont stay on my nail and keeps coming off. Painted them on Sunday, and today I have to redo the 2nd nail the polish literally SLID off of. :grumble: (did the other one yesterday...)

Movie theater won't schedule showings between 5:15-5:40 so I can go straight from work. :sad:

KatrinaWilke

I have spider veins on my thigh.....so I am going to the doctors on Friday to see about getting them removed. I don't know how I survive such a difficult life!

SavageFeast

Three stalls in the restroom, all empty. Person before me chooses the middle stall. Yay, now I'm forced to pee right next to your @ss.

Colombianchick29

it takes 60 SECONDS for my computer to load the internet browser which is pretty much the gateway to the universe.

^ hahaha this is true!!

MrsSardone

I was reading these on my phone when I see I got a text from my sister. I stop what I'm doing to read it and it was just an "Ok" to something I texted her a few hours ago! Basically she wasted 2 seconds of my life!

barbi1281

No one will go to Zumba with me tonight :mad: