Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Setting up karaoke bar in Electronics and charging a cover
  • cdpark617
    cdpark617 Posts: 316 Member
    Trying on bras in the frozen food section
  • watergallagher
    watergallagher Posts: 232 Member
    I saw parker get thrown out of walwart for tryin to get a tv to crossbreed with his old rotary phone so he could sell the babies...
  • sm1zzle
    sm1zzle Posts: 920 Member
    stealing cat litter.
  • twoday
    twoday Posts: 210
    Use the Cat Litter
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
    sleeping on the bags of dog food..
  • donnasebastian1
    donnasebastian1 Posts: 17 Member
    For telling the man in front of you how great his "buns" looked lol
  • cdpark617
    cdpark617 Posts: 316 Member
    Using the paging system to RickRoll customers.
  • pmcovert415
    pmcovert415 Posts: 1,472
    racing down the lanes with the battery operated carts
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Opening and drinking the liquor without paying!
  • pmcovert415
    pmcovert415 Posts: 1,472
    Opening and drinking the liquor without paying!

    hmmmm....think they would mind..lol
  • twoday
    twoday Posts: 210
    Opening and drinking the liquor without paying!

    hmmmm....think they would mind..lol

    I am willing to try it
  • pmcovert415
    pmcovert415 Posts: 1,472
    Opening and drinking the liquor without paying!

    hmmmm....think they would mind..lol

    I am willing to try it

    me too..meet you there!
  • CarlieeBear
    CarlieeBear Posts: 325 Member
    Apparently, she was tasting the liquor. She drank so much that she started singing the Gilligan's Island theme song so loud she got all the liquor tasters kicked out with her.
  • krislati
    krislati Posts: 35
    Drinking all the liquor and passing out in a tent
  • CarlieeBear
    CarlieeBear Posts: 325 Member
    Kicked out for licking the eggs and putting them back into the cartons... also suspected of tasting block cheese and putting back into the bin.

    Licking eggs....I could totally see my bf doing that!
  • pmcovert415
    pmcovert415 Posts: 1,472
    trying on lip glosses to find the perfect color
  • Italiano7
    Italiano7 Posts: 382 Member
    RIPPING ALL THE SECURITY TAGS OFF THE PERFUME
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member
    Stealing a flat iron! :)
  • Jess11Gold
    Jess11Gold Posts: 154 Member
    For hijacking the intercom and announcing that there are free tortillas on isle 9 in order to clear the lines =O
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member
    For hijacking the intercom and announcing that there are free tortillas on isle 9 in order to clear the lines =O

    Hahahahaha! I DO hate those damn lines at Walmart! Target FOR LIFE!!! :)
  • icandowhateveriputmymindto
    icandowhateveriputmymindto Posts: 602 Member
    @Jess11Gold, for staring at people TOO nicely :D
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    for taking the bottom pair of jeans out from every pile, knocking all the others down the process, and then not buying a pair
  • taekwonkenpo
    taekwonkenpo Posts: 1,004
    For trying to ride around the store on your bike so you could pick up some stuff but not have to stop your workout.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    for tying two kid-sized baseball bats together with a length of panty hose for makeshift nunchucks
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    For taking all the cereal boxes and making a fort out of them
  • HappyNinjaStar
    HappyNinjaStar Posts: 353 Member
    For hiding in the freezer section and scaring the **** out of the next person to grab a frozen pizza
  • Chewster001
    Chewster001 Posts: 201 Member
    For rubbing all of the magazine perfume samples on herself from checkout aisles 4 through 17.
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
    Wouldn't put a shirt on

    Wouldn't do it, and they dragged me out of the store! :laugh:

    @chewster001 - for biting the leg of that Wal-mart greeter!
  • cnelson1974
    cnelson1974 Posts: 235 Member
    For tying knots in all the pantihose to make an excape rope.

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