Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    for wearing a mask
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Squeezing the loaves of bread too hard.
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
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    @tubbsMcGee - tracking dirt throughout the store floors! :smile:
  • TheNewJesse
    TheNewJesse Posts: 184
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    No Shirt
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    for setting all of the alarm clocks to go off in 10 min intervals
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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    For scaring all the old ladies with that mask!
  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
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    for setting all of the alarm clocks to go off in 10 min intervals

    accusing everyone of farting in the bakery
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    For stealing pumpkins and making me throw them at the customer service desk.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    For Getting on top of Western Union counter, stripping down.. and yelling at people to place their "money orders" at your "register".
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
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    for trying out all of the adult diapers to determine which absorbed the most
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    For Getting on top of Western Union counter, stripping down.. and yelling at people to place their "money orders" at your "register".

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    ETA: @ DJ - having a chariot race around the frozen food bins using the electric carts.
  • ELENA_Z
    ELENA_Z Posts: 78 Member
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    bump
  • Jaselygirl
    Jaselygirl Posts: 74 Member
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    For saying cheesy weight loss lines to everyone in the store :)
  • pattycake44
    pattycake44 Posts: 24 Member
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    Challenging other customers to duels with Funoodles.
  • TimN1974
    TimN1974 Posts: 32
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    Leaving kids in the toy aisle while they went nextdoor to Starbucs and drank coffee for 2 hours.
  • RosaC773
    RosaC773 Posts: 126
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    bump

    Elena, for conspiring with teenage girls to steal a butt load of lip gloss.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    Jaselygirl - for refusing to blink
    Pattycake - cropdusting
    Tim - for shooting your eye out
    Rosad - For buying groceries on your wedding day
  • morticiamom
    morticiamom Posts: 221 Member
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    For trying to build a Tournament of Roses float from all the craft supplies, while yelling 'Bow down, I'm the QUEEN!"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Grabbing black fabric from the craft section, using it as a cape & running up to random people saying, "Quickly Robin...to the Batmobile!"
  • simplyxaddicted
    simplyxaddicted Posts: 292 Member
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    For not wearing any pants

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