Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

estrobabe

For taking a bike down and riding it around the store

RodSuarez

for yelling her childrens' names to find them

sunsnstatheart

For climbing on top of the counters in a monkey suit and beating his chest while whistling "Show Tunes"

djfriedman81

can you say power wheels drag race

HotMummyMission

Looking up womens dresses

justgowithit17

you were too pretty .

jennifer_417

You were mistaken for someone who regularly steals from the store.

SeaRunner26

for alphabitizing the soup cans then building a fort in the paper aisle with packages of paper towels and toilet paper

justgowithit17

@sea he rode his bike through the aisles

SeaRunner26

for conspiring to sell electronics to the Amish

RedHeadDevotchka

For passing out random items to people and telling them they are free samples

jamie610811

Setting the fire alarms off, for being too darn HOT hee hee

SwimFan1981

Causing a riot in the aisles!

SeaRunner26

for a failed attempt at a flash mob

stepherzzzzz

For stealing a knife from sporting goods in order to cut open packages of the stuff you really wanted to steal and then accidentally cutting your leg open when attempting to hide the knife in your pocket. (True story, happened at the Walmart I work at. The guy was crying like a baby)

jamie610811

For admitting to what she did at work

Tony_Brewski

For being too awesome!

HappyNinjaStar

for attempting to 'test out' the slip n' slide before you bought it

HotMummyMission

Crawling around being a cat lady

tyrantduck

starting a yarn fight in the craft aisle