Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

LauraMacNCheese

@ Sea for riding bikes around the store & grabbing water bottles of out random people's carts to stay hydrated


ETA: @ Mav: you wouldn't be on my team in the Nerf War?!?!?! :brokenheart: :sad:

SeaRunner26

For opening all the deoderants to decide which "flavor" was best.

VelvetMornings

@sea: For testing their bikes

stellamakes3

For putting your own CD in the stereos in the car stereo section, cranking it to 11, and performing your own "Ice, Ice, Baby"

SeaRunner26

For attempting to use couterfit coupons produced by a kindergarten class art project.

NINAjustdoit

No shirt, No service!

SeaRunner26

For pretending to be a celebrity complete with entourage, fans, and paparazzi. However, arrived in a Ford Focus.

LauraMacNCheese

For hiding in the clothing racks yelling, "pick me, pick me!!!" at unsuspecting shoppers

LetsMakeupXtina

for running up to cashiers saying "TAG YOUR IT!"

SeaRunner26

For pretending to be a greeter and frisking everyone who enters the store.

LauraMacNCheese

Using lassos to wrangle stray carts...while people are still using them.

TropicalFlowerz

for getting out the frozen pizza and trying to bake it in the Suzy Bake Oven?

djfriedman81

for stealing the pizza Iauramac baked in the over

Moka_Lady

@djfriedman For stealing pop for the party (in sporting goods) that TropicalFlower brought the stolen pizza too.

sbaldino29

Didn't declare her butterflies as service animals before entering the store

RedHeadDevotchka

For operating a moving vehicle down the aisle

thoseblueeyes

for skipping through out walmart and singing Justin Bieber songs.

RoadsterGirlie

For decorating the bath and beauty aisle with plastic yellow daisies from the home decor department.

Chewster001

Squoze the Charmin.

RodSuarez

he ate canned dog food inside the store

TexasDragon45

for shoplifting that shirt and getting caught!

AceDuddyMegaa

For giving atomic wedgies to people's children

justgowithit17

for not wearing a shirt!! walmart has very strict rules about that! also, since you were shirtless, you gave an old lady a heart attack because you looked so hot. once she gets out of the hospital she's going to sue, just a heads up.

TexasDragon45

For thinking spongebob is THUG! lol

icandowhateveriputmymindto

For tattooing people without their consent

justgowithit17

for teasing dem boys with her lips

Abztract1

For scaring people in the toys department........and then uploading the footage on YouTube.

mamacita721

"corn maintenance" in the dairy aisle. so rude.

(i would have posted that for whoever was before me cuz I actually saw that happen to someone this week. only at wal-mart huh?)

RedHeadDevotchka

for skipping through out walmart and singing Justin Bieber songs.

Oh those are fighting words! Justin bieber, uh huh ok.
The person above me smashed all of his CDs then so I can't sing along

NobodyInParticular

Pantsing the nearest elderly person!