Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

CannibalisticVegetarian

@Linli_anne: You and a friend were having a friendly-yet-competitive cart race down one of the aisles and you accidentally ran over an old woman who merely wanted to fetch a box of vanilla wafers

KittyCannibal

She eats people. Perhaps bath salt was the reason why.

AbbieZabba

For dressing up with friends as elves and giving out merchandise as *gifts*

moustache_flavored_lube

Running around wrapped in charmin ultra (damn mummies)

lingeriemodel

Offered taste tests of all lubes available.

Oklahoma_girl

Streakin the main isle while singing My goodies by Ciara ....Lol

Beckyloo80

was modeling the lingerie in the food department @ oklahoma

Tony_Brewski

Was screaming loudly at the video game demos and throwing the controllers down the isle.

Oklahoma_girl

was modeling the lingerie in the food department @ oklahoma

LmFAO ^^^^^ @beckyloo

d_Mode

for buyng too much sudafed and matches...

RobKarmic

Existing in a world with color

minihaha80

Punching a 75 yr old lady in the stomach over the last ham

JacquelineD35

for using the Crest White Strips in the store

BEERRUNNER

She dragged me into the changing rooms for alittle latino heat!!!!:bigsmile:

JacquelineD35

What??? thats it... No more Latino Heat for you mister ::shoves dentures back in mouth:: :drinker:

Oklahoma_girl

For getting caught in the changing room you're supposed to be sneaky

JacquelineD35

I tried but his mask was suffocating :grumble:

stepherzzzzz

For throwing a microwave at the customer service associate

Linli_Anne

For trying to get the pharmacist to "just have a look" to find out which cream was really better.

dylan104373

Finding the foam swords in the toy section and running all around the store sword fighting random strangers.