Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

RedHeadDevotchka

For passing out random items to people and telling them they are free samples

jamie610811

Setting the fire alarms off, for being too darn HOT hee hee

SwimFan1981

Causing a riot in the aisles!

SeaRunner26

for a failed attempt at a flash mob

stepherzzzzz

For stealing a knife from sporting goods in order to cut open packages of the stuff you really wanted to steal and then accidentally cutting your leg open when attempting to hide the knife in your pocket. (True story, happened at the Walmart I work at. The guy was crying like a baby)

jamie610811

For admitting to what she did at work

Tony_Brewski

For being too awesome!

HappyNinjaStar

for attempting to 'test out' the slip n' slide before you bought it

HotMummyMission

Crawling around being a cat lady

tyrantduck

starting a yarn fight in the craft aisle

LauraMacNCheese

Jousting with bikes & light sabers in the toy dept

mavrick7

@lauramac - damaging valuable Dallas Cowboy Clothing.

LauraMacNCheese

Instigating a Nerf war

Chewster001

Trying to resell old uneaten packages of the new "healthy" girl scout cookies inside the store.

sunsnstatheart

pooping in the cat food aisle

mavrick7

@sunsnstathear - for... sampling all the protein drinks! :laugh:

bcchick33

No shirt, Im assuming no shoes. no service

thrld

shopping cart jousting in aisle 5

MyChocolateDiet

For picking up the intercom at the register and using a Phony british accent

felice03

for trying to steal menstration cups.

Matt_Wilken

For picking up the intercom at the register and using a Phony british accent

For testing the nail clippers

laughingdani

For pretending to be a mannequin in the sportswear section, then scaring people when they walked by.

purplegoboom

For ripping open all of the packages of legos, and using them to make a giant ape.

squindles

For making the lads cry when they see your fab arms (laughingdanni)

Moka_Lady

For camping out in the garden section shooshing people who walk by because you're hunting rabbits....

alaliberte

for trying on swimming suits and running around the store

Moka_Lady

For shooting nerf darts at "zombies"

laughingdani

For making the lads cry when they see your fab arms (laughingdanni)

Thank you! :flowerforyou:

Crochetluvr

For trying to return a top you bought at Target.

BEERRUNNER

For stalking me around the store.