Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
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    Impersonating a greeter outside the restrooms
  • RotterdamNL
    RotterdamNL Posts: 509 Member
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    thought he was master chief
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
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    trying on lingerie, outside his clothes and outside the dressing room
  • BowaBowa
    BowaBowa Posts: 162
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    Martinis!
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
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    flexing his muscles in the toy aisles
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
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    giving free tattoos
  • theperksofbeingfit
    theperksofbeingfit Posts: 16
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    Riding down the isles with one leg on a shopping cart and one in the air like an awesome ice skater.

    I hope you guys know what I mean. I so can't describe it. BUT WE ALL DO IT AT ONE POINT.
  • RotterdamNL
    RotterdamNL Posts: 509 Member
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    Tried baby clothes on her dog
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
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    Riding down the isles with one leg on a shopping cart and one in the air like an awesome ice skater.

    I hope you guys know what I mean. I so can't describe it. BUT WE ALL DO IT AT ONE POINT.

    How did you know???? ;)
  • theperksofbeingfit
    theperksofbeingfit Posts: 16
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    Tried baby clothes on her dog

    Exactly.
  • lingeriemodel
    lingeriemodel Posts: 41
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    Taking the last three cans of dog food and getting into a fight with another customer, which ended in huge cat fight (pun intended..), and got them both kicked out.
  • cyberiarob
    cyberiarob Posts: 229 Member
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    No shirt, no shoes. Not even pants?
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
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    @cyberiarob - for staring too long at the lingeriemodel! :laugh:

    @lingeriemodel - for concealing a lethal weapon!
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    Maverick: doing HIIT in the fruit and veg section
  • lingeriemodel
    lingeriemodel Posts: 41
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    @mavrick7: didn't wear a shirt, but the jealous male employee kicked you out.
  • jujulamb
    jujulamb Posts: 195
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    @ lingeriemodel Undressing in the yogurt isle
  • JacquelineD35
    JacquelineD35 Posts: 279 Member
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    @ juju for testing out all the bronzers
  • sugboog29
    sugboog29 Posts: 630 Member
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    @jacquelineD35....for gathering bedding and a tent and setting up camp in the sporting goods section (with a campfire in a little smokey for smores).
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
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    @skinnyinotim and @lingeriemodel - LMAO! :laugh: you must have been watching CNN, when I was being dragged out of the Honolulu Walmart for doing HITT and making the male employees jealous for not wearing a shirt. I just came from the beach!:wink:

    @sugboog - you were kicked out for loitering near the over the counter meds. :smile:
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
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    mavrick7 - kicked out for trying to give yourself some colour with the crayola markers and mixing up all the lids

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