Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    for wearing a mask
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Squeezing the loaves of bread too hard.
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
    @tubbsMcGee - tracking dirt throughout the store floors! :smile:
  • TheNewJesse
    TheNewJesse Posts: 184
    No Shirt
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    for setting all of the alarm clocks to go off in 10 min intervals
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    For scaring all the old ladies with that mask!
  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
    for setting all of the alarm clocks to go off in 10 min intervals

    accusing everyone of farting in the bakery
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    For stealing pumpkins and making me throw them at the customer service desk.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    For Getting on top of Western Union counter, stripping down.. and yelling at people to place their "money orders" at your "register".
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
    for trying out all of the adult diapers to determine which absorbed the most
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    For Getting on top of Western Union counter, stripping down.. and yelling at people to place their "money orders" at your "register".

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    ETA: @ DJ - having a chariot race around the frozen food bins using the electric carts.
  • ELENA_Z
    ELENA_Z Posts: 78 Member
    bump
  • Jaselygirl
    Jaselygirl Posts: 74 Member
    For saying cheesy weight loss lines to everyone in the store :)
  • pattycake44
    pattycake44 Posts: 24 Member
    Challenging other customers to duels with Funoodles.
  • TimN1974
    TimN1974 Posts: 32
    Leaving kids in the toy aisle while they went nextdoor to Starbucs and drank coffee for 2 hours.
  • RosaC773
    RosaC773 Posts: 126
    bump

    Elena, for conspiring with teenage girls to steal a butt load of lip gloss.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Jaselygirl - for refusing to blink
    Pattycake - cropdusting
    Tim - for shooting your eye out
    Rosad - For buying groceries on your wedding day
  • morticiamom
    morticiamom Posts: 221 Member
    For trying to build a Tournament of Roses float from all the craft supplies, while yelling 'Bow down, I'm the QUEEN!"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Grabbing black fabric from the craft section, using it as a cape & running up to random people saying, "Quickly Robin...to the Batmobile!"
  • simplyxaddicted
    simplyxaddicted Posts: 292 Member
    For not wearing any pants
  • abentrup
    abentrup Posts: 29 Member
    For kicking your husbands *kitten* for ordering a cake at walmart
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,240 Member
    For taking pictures for the "People of Wal-Mart" site.
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
    @crochetluvr - for excessive knitting in the aisles! :laugh:
  • Morgaine_on_the_move
    Morgaine_on_the_move Posts: 228 Member
    For attacking people with knitting needles.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    For producing sidewalk (aisle) art with various condiments
  • Moka_Lady
    Moka_Lady Posts: 22
    For turning the volume up on all the tvs and blaming me. =)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    For using one of the display microwaves to pop microwave popcorn then taking up residency in the middle of the aisle in Electronics to watch the movies playing on the display TV's...
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
    @moka_lady - was kicked out for brining in those pretty butterflies: "sorry Miss, you can't bring those creatures into the store without a permit":laugh:

    @lauramac - for fatally breaking my heart with the nerf gun!
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    For eating the left over candy canes like they were freebies in a Costco sample station
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    For trying on the clothes outside the dressing room.

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