Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

RodSuarez

for wearing a mask

TubbsMcGee

Squeezing the loaves of bread too hard.

mavrick7

@tubbsMcGee - tracking dirt throughout the store floors!

TheNewJesse

No Shirt

maab_connor

for setting all of the alarm clocks to go off in 10 min intervals

Lisa1971

For scaring all the old ladies with that mask!

IntoTheSky

for setting all of the alarm clocks to go off in 10 min intervals

accusing everyone of farting in the bakery

ZombieChaser

For stealing pumpkins and making me throw them at the customer service desk.

oregonzoo

For Getting on top of Western Union counter, stripping down.. and yelling at people to place their "money orders" at your "register".

djfriedman81

for trying out all of the adult diapers to determine which absorbed the most

LauraMacNCheese

For Getting on top of Western Union counter, stripping down.. and yelling at people to place their "money orders" at your "register".

ETA: @ DJ - having a chariot race around the frozen food bins using the electric carts.

ELENA_Z

bump

Jaselygirl

For saying cheesy weight loss lines to everyone in the store

pattycake44

Challenging other customers to duels with Funoodles.

TimN1974

Leaving kids in the toy aisle while they went nextdoor to Starbucs and drank coffee for 2 hours.

RosaC773

bump

Elena, for conspiring with teenage girls to steal a butt load of lip gloss.

capnrus789

Jaselygirl - for refusing to blink
Pattycake - cropdusting
Tim - for shooting your eye out
Rosad - For buying groceries on your wedding day

morticiamom

For trying to build a Tournament of Roses float from all the craft supplies, while yelling 'Bow down, I'm the QUEEN!"

LauraMacNCheese

Grabbing black fabric from the craft section, using it as a cape & running up to random people saying, "Quickly Robin...to the Batmobile!"

simplyxaddicted

For not wearing any pants

abentrup

For kicking your husbands *kitten* for ordering a cake at walmart

Crochetluvr

For taking pictures for the "People of Wal-Mart" site.

mavrick7

@crochetluvr - for excessive knitting in the aisles! :laugh:

Morgaine_on_the_move

For attacking people with knitting needles.

LauraMacNCheese

For producing sidewalk (aisle) art with various condiments

Moka_Lady

For turning the volume up on all the tvs and blaming me.

LauraMacNCheese

For using one of the display microwaves to pop microwave popcorn then taking up residency in the middle of the aisle in Electronics to watch the movies playing on the display TV's...

mavrick7

@moka_lady - was kicked out for brining in those pretty butterflies: "sorry Miss, you can't bring those creatures into the store without a permit":laugh:

@lauramac - for fatally breaking my heart with the nerf gun!

2muchsauce

For eating the left over candy canes like they were freebies in a Costco sample station

SeaRunner26

For trying on the clothes outside the dressing room.