Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

tyrantduck

doing a belching rendition of "never gonna give you up" over the store's intercom.

ersulas

Doing "the worm" in the deli case.

SmexAppeal

For running around frantically stealing random items out of others' carts.

Fit_Vixen1

Smex- Stripping

mmrp79

watching porn on the TVs

Fit_Vixen1

watching porn on the TVs

Hahahaha

SeaRunner26

For putting soda cans in the freezer section.

(Why have I never thought of doing this before?)

LGrill27

Using a fake prescription to try and avoid his own doping scandal.

RotterdamNL

Tried to come over as a descent male but got arrested for shoplifting

mmrp79

Driving backwards in the electric wheelchairs cart…."beep …..beep…… beep……. Beep…… beep"

MyChocolateDiet

for wearing his bike shorts in there. (dude I am wayyyyy too slow at this this was for the guy dressed up in bike stuff.)

amandapye78

For Belly Dancing in the aisles

xxXAngel1Xxx

For smiling at the items, even the toilet paper.

GoldenGirl1979

amanda- for using all the camera equipment to take self portrait head shots!

RotterdamNL

Driving backwards in the electric wheelchairs cart…."beep …..beep…… beep……. Beep…… beep"

whoehahaaaa

SavageFeast

The beanie.

RotterdamNL

The glasses

MyChocolateDiet

:drinker:

JezzD1

Outlining elaborate dead body crime scenes in chalk near the hunting section...

HotMummyMission

Hitting on everybody

angryguy77

Impersonating a greeter outside the restrooms

RotterdamNL

thought he was master chief

LMT2012

trying on lingerie, outside his clothes and outside the dressing room

BowaBowa

Martinis!

tyrantduck

flexing his muscles in the toy aisles

amandapye78

giving free tattoos

theperksofbeingfit

Riding down the isles with one leg on a shopping cart and one in the air like an awesome ice skater.

I hope you guys know what I mean. I so can't describe it. BUT WE ALL DO IT AT ONE POINT.

RotterdamNL

Tried baby clothes on her dog

amandapye78

Riding down the isles with one leg on a shopping cart and one in the air like an awesome ice skater.

I hope you guys know what I mean. I so can't describe it. BUT WE ALL DO IT AT ONE POINT.

How did you know????

theperksofbeingfit

Tried baby clothes on her dog

Exactly.