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Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • Chewster001
    Chewster001 Posts: 201 Member
    Prosyletizing Atheism.
  • shocktastic
    shocktastic Posts: 106 Member
    For marking his territory in aisle 5
  • jennaworksout
    jennaworksout Posts: 1,739 Member
    biting the blow up santa display and deflating it
  • ZhayneRaye
    ZhayneRaye Posts: 240
    putting on boy swim trunks and rowing herself through the isles in a cart by a broom
  • Amcolecchi
    Amcolecchi Posts: 260 Member
    hahaha so funny because my maiden name is DiIorio...so my nickname was Oreo growing up!
    for eating all the middles out of the oreos.
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    running through each aisle throwing bacon bits in the air yelling "It's raining bacon! IT'S A MIRACLE!"
  • Shelliphant
    Shelliphant Posts: 9 Member
    For setting off all the Furbies and Tickle me Elmos at once.

    (And I DID get kicked out of Wal-Mart!)
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    For setting off all the Furbies and Tickle me Elmos at once.

    (And I DID get kicked out of Wal-Mart!)


    LMAO i've done that with about 4 different toys/musical items before. the noise was ridiculous! but i didn't get caught!
  • bystander1943
    bystander1943 Posts: 31 Member
    For doing it - and trying to get away with it!
  • ZhayneRaye
    ZhayneRaye Posts: 240
    For setting off all the Furbies and Tickle me Elmos at once.

    (And I DID get kicked out of Wal-Mart!)
    hard to beat
  • kellie1055
    kellie1055 Posts: 80 Member
    for trying on clothes....without a dressing room and singing I feel pretty!
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    using fishing supplies to fish for bras and panties while sitting in a cart
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    For setting all the alarm clocks to go off at the same time.
  • ZhayneRaye
    ZhayneRaye Posts: 240
    for trying on clothes....without a dressing room and singing I feel pretty!
    haha
  • Lyssa62
    Lyssa62 Posts: 930 Member
    zhayne got kicked out for placing boxes of condoms in random shoppers carts!
  • ZhayneRaye
    ZhayneRaye Posts: 240
    zhayne got kicked out for placing boxes of condoms in random shoppers carts!
    i have done that! but i added... you're going to need these tonite
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    Knocking over liquor bottles.
  • ZhayneRaye
    ZhayneRaye Posts: 240
    Lyssa got kicked out of walmart for putting on 10 jackets and screamming ITS SOOO FLUFFY!!!!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    ZhayneRaye - For trying on multiple pairs of bras and panties and doing lunges.
  • OlyOtis
    OlyOtis Posts: 70 Member
    @ capnrus excessive hugging of random strangers
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    capnrus-

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    Need I say more?!?
  • snowyd20
    snowyd20 Posts: 176
    @OlyOtis..for riding his bike in the ailes while yelling "Im Lance Armstrong and I didn't do steroids"!!!!
  • goody2shews
    goody2shews Posts: 129 Member
    For trying on all the hats taking pics of each one with thier cell phone.
  • ZhayneRaye
    ZhayneRaye Posts: 240
    @snowyd--- for starting a food fight in the fresh produce section
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    For reaching into people's carts and picking out the junk food while saying 'you DEFINITELY are too fat to be eating this!'
  • ZhayneRaye
    ZhayneRaye Posts: 240
    For reaching into people's carts and picking out the junk food while saying 'you DEFINITELY are too fat to be eating this!'
    I think i might try that
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    Dancing in the aisles!
  • mmrp79
    mmrp79 Posts: 167 Member
    Streeeeeeeeeeeeeakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkinggggggggggggggg!!!!!!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    For throwing giant bags of Skittles screaming "Taste the freaking rainbow already!"
  • ZhayneRaye
    ZhayneRaye Posts: 240
    screaming at the top of your lungs SANTA HATES ALL OF YOU
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