Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    telling the greeter to "F Off"
  • barbaramitchell101
    barbaramitchell101 Posts: 360 Member
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    Pantsing the nearest elderly person!

    and then throwing her undies out the door.....
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    @Winter Trying to steal superman capes:laugh:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    gratuitous sweating and panting in the pastry aisle
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Would not stop asking where he could find "drinking" blood.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    @Hyperfang.. was playing with the "fuzzy" hats in an odd way...
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
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    took their cell phone and snapped a photo!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    @feisty---was juggling the melons and I don't mean the honeydew's.
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
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    @ Feistyred

    Using the display ellipticals.
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
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    Putting those thongs on my head
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    wearing just a thong as he shopped.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    Not wearing underwear at all. And bending over.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Trying one shoes and walking around the store for 2 hours grocerie shopping, then saying...i dont like these shoes.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    Not wearing underwear at all. And bending over.

    shhhh....that is a secret.....how do you think i get everything put on layaway even when its not available?
  • riikka12
    riikka12 Posts: 33 Member
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    doing a full work out routine in their workout equipment isle :)
  • Italiano7
    Italiano7 Posts: 382 Member
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    trying on bras one at a time and modeling them around the store
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    attempting to purchase the little plastic bars that separate orders at the register
  • alyssakosinski
    alyssakosinski Posts: 12
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    riding a bike down the isles and running over small children :devil:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    riding a bike down the isles and running over small children :devil:

    running around screaming "clean up in aisle five! clean up in aisle five!"

    by the way, I'm very offended. I only run over medium-sized children.
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
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    Kicked out for licking the eggs and putting them back into the cartons... also suspected of tasting block cheese and putting back into the bin.

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