Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

capnrus789

For trying too hard to be featured on the people of walmart website.

Crystal3004

for trying on clothes and walking around the store and back to the dressing room

disasterman

Trying on lingerie OUTSIDE the dressing room.

:noway:

holysmokes!

were you the guy taking pics??

Ummm *looks around nervously* I'm not gonna answer that.

alipene

For stealing a woolly hat by hiding it under his sunglasses.

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

Self-nipple piercing in the hardware section.

Crystal3004

following folks around singing i feel pretty

jamie610811

Trying to start a musical in the toilets ( for better acoustics )

alipene

Self-nipple piercing in the hardware section.

LOL and ouch!

waylandcool

tying his dog to his trolley and shouting MUSH , MUSH

But I was wearing my cute husky hat...


@alipene: shopping by horseback...

louisel809

Pretending he was his doggy and sniffing other people's bums!

TheNewJesse

Ma'am, we're going to have you to quit pointing at people.

jamie610811

Putting a collar on waylandcool and checking people for drugs
@louise

TheNewJesse

For being a thread killer

Beckyloo80

for shooting the plastic deer in the hunting section

JezzD1

Licking the display cases...

TrailRunner61

for licking the jewelry case..

BigAlfrn

for licking the old man greeter at the front door.

TrailRunner61

Licking the display cases...

ha ha you beat me to it!

LauraMacNCheese

Banging on the dressing room doors asking if people can "spare a square".

Bobtheangrytomato

Walking through the produce section with a tube of ky looking contemplative.

0Karina0

For hiding in a pillow fort and jumping on ppl yelling "you shall not pass!".

AlayshaJ

Joy riding on a motorized cart!

CherokeeBabe

aross001

harassed the manager until he cried for running out of protein powder

MegWilbe

Spraying random people with perfume and saying 'thats better'

LauraMacNCheese

playing chicken with the motorized carts

Amy62575

Running down the aisles butt naked, stealing things out of people's carts

tjohn034

Exercising with the workout equipment doing Squats.

0Karina0

Harassing ppl until they give you thumbs up

bethanyn311

bopping a guy on the head for harassing you to give him a thumbs up