Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

dmkirk28

stealing a baby

KimLovesDon

Wearing Halloween costumes in January.

PapaverSomniferum

Tried to trade real baby for babydoll

TK266

stealing sticky stars

oregonzoo

pantsed a greeter

Drew tongues on all the stupid smiley faces

LauraMacNCheese

taking over the PA system for karaoke night

TK266

causing shopping cart accidents due to distracting shoppers with those legs.

alipene

For stealing fruit and toys

jamie610811

for not cleaning the aisle up after her horse pooped

LauraMacNCheese

scattering Legos about the store in an attempt to cripple the barefooted Walmartians

jamie610811

for having better legs than the mannequins

Chewster001

For stalking the female shoppers and telling them how great their legs look.

Itzli

For bringing thier puppy in and letting him try out all the chew toys.

Irish_Eyes81

She kept handing out boxes of condoms to those with screaming kids

cnelson1974

For playing broom hockey on a tricycle with a watermelon.

Itzli

^^She moved lawnchairs in front of the big screen tvs and charged admission for movie night.

She kept handing out boxes of condoms to those with screaming kids

LMAO! I would too!

jamie610811

trying to sell popcorn in the TV aisle

alipene

For buying boys trousers because they're cheaper

jamie610811

For buying boys trousers because they're cheaper
[HAhahahahaha
for putting seeds in her horse poop and selling it in the gardening section

LauraMacNCheese

Hip waders in the lobster tank

waylandcool

starting stadium chants in the sporting goods department.

jamie610811

tying his dog to his trolley and shouting MUSH , MUSH

coyoteo

Using a neck vibrator inappropriately.

John2347

pulling a recliner into the electronics area to play video games

KimberlyDCZ

Sword fighting with pool noodles!

Skinny_minny_mo

@kimberly

testing out perfume - unopened bottles! and then twirling around in the aisle

disasterman

Trying on lingerie OUTSIDE the dressing room.

jamie610811

putting flour on the floor and taking a photo of himself

Skinny_minny_mo

Trying on lingerie OUTSIDE the dressing room.

:noway:

holysmokes!

were you the guy taking pics??

John2347

@skinny_minny - for acting like a leopard climbing and jumping from isle to isle acting like a leopard, and having your significant other "hunt" you throughout the store with an automatic air soft gun