Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

TheNewJesse

for stomping mud from the field throughout the store

RedHeadDevotchka

Shouting 'its BACOn!!!' While throwing packages of bacon at shoppers

bethanyn311

eating the bacon that was thrown at you

RedHeadDevotchka

eating the bacon that was thrown at you

I call that a win win situation

LauraMacNCheese

Stealing souls with me, a fellow ginger

angmarie28

riding in a shopping cart pushing herself around with a broom

TheNewJesse

for stealing candy

labyrinth84

For attempting wrestling moves on the staff

DanTillson

Naming all the fruit and then not letting customers "separate them from their friends" :P

LauraMacNCheese

Yelling at people picking through produce that they're disrupting the filming of "Annoying Orange"

_CowgirlUp_

Lauramac, cuz you don't like Cowboys.

angmarie28

running away yelling "the voices are talking to me again" every time a staff asks if they can help you with anything

silky_kitten

Playing "shopping cart hockey" in the parking lot

TheNewJesse

for videotaping themselves on all the hand held cameras

silky_kitten

For shaving your head in the electronics department

DanTillson

Winking at customers at the entrance and offering them 'Managers special'

LauraMacNCheese

skeet shooting using plates & BB guns

allisonsdaddy

Testing toothbrushes.

LauraMacNCheese

finger painting with toothpaste

ashleydainn1986

Sleeping on the futon on display after opening several comforters to get comfy

EricaLynn813

Hiding in the freezer!

ashleydainn1986

stealing Mirrors..

silky_kitten

Stalking people in the grocery section and tsking everytime they put stuff in their carts.

SlimSammy2012

for being unusally happy or on Crack!

poll09

for chasing the security guard

SlimSammy2012

for chasing me..

ellgee119

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bcc112986

Bringing a dog in the store

LauraMacNCheese

inciting a riot because someone in the 20 items or less lane had 21 items

smitty24

For having 21 items in the 20 items or less checkout...