Master Cleanse! aka Lemonade Diet .. My 30 day story.

jofjltncb6

In...

...for when this is randomly revived in January.

mockchoc

:laugh: This is hillarious. Wish I could really say what I think of those that are all for getting rid of those non-existant "toxins" but I won't since I already got a stike. Funnily not one can name even a single toxin they are trying to get rid of. That would be because their are none.

DamePiglet

In for the poop toxins.

Rays_Wife

In because hijacking silliness

ThickMcRunFast

in for zombie threads!




*but out for this cleanse silliness, as always

kay_nelson

wow thanks a lot , most people don't understand that any "master cleanse" you do shouldn't go over 14 days anything pass that is just starvation.

jzahill

This is my first post since I have been a member, but I read through all the comments and some of y'all are just mean. Everybody is different and we all have different circumstances. The cleanse may or may not work for you, but why verbally bash someone who has positive things to say about it? If you don't agree then move on. I was looking into being involved in some of MFP's forums but this is very childish behavior and may be discouraging to new members.

Achrya

This is my first post since I have been a member, but I read through all the comments and some of y'all are just mean. Everybody is different and we all have different circumstances. The cleanse may or may not work for you, but why verbally bash someone who has positive things to say about it? If you don't agree then move on. I was looking into being involved in some of MFP's forums but this is very childish behavior and may be discouraging to new members.

Because all the positive comments are from first posters with (usually) empty profiles and stock photos.

Justsayingsorrynotsorry

jofjltncb6

This is my first post since I have been a member, but I read through all the comments and some of y'all are just mean. Everybody is different and we all have different circumstances. The cleanse may or may not work for you, but why verbally bash someone who has positive things to say about it? If you don't agree then move on. I was looking into being involved in some of MFP's forums but this is very childish behavior and may be discouraging to new members.

You resisted the urge to post on the MFP forums for almost two years...

...but the final temptation that was too strong was to jump into an admonishment of people discouraging others from trying the Master Cleanse??? Do you know what this "cleanse" entails? Do you understand how dangerous it is?

If not, and you don't agree with how others are responding to it, perhaps *you* should just move on. This response you're seeing here is more out of concern for the well-being of others than it is childish. Sure, you may not agree with the mode...but the message is sincere.

PikaKnight

This is my first post since I have been a member, but I read through all the comments and some of y'all are just mean. Everybody is different and we all have different circumstances. The cleanse may or may not work for you, but why verbally bash someone who has positive things to say about it? If you don't agree then move on. I was looking into being involved in some of MFP's forums but this is very childish behavior and may be discouraging to new members.

rella_1003

I'm fasting (religious kind not diet kind) and now I really want lemonade!

To OP: Thanks for sharing your story and good luck on your weight loss journey

jzahill

It is one thing to discourage someone from following a potentially unhealthy plan, but there is a way to do everything. We are all adults. Making fun of people who seem to have had positive experiences with the MC is not the best way to persuade someone to not try it. It just makes you look bad and like I said before, childish.

jzahill

This is my first post since I have been a member, but I read through all the comments and some of y'all are just mean. Everybody is different and we all have different circumstances. The cleanse may or may not work for you, but why verbally bash someone who has positive things to say about it? If you don't agree then move on. I was looking into being involved in some of MFP's forums but this is very childish behavior and may be discouraging to new members.

You resisted the urge to post on the MFP forums for almost two years...

...but the final temptation that was too strong was to jump into an admonishment of people discouraging others from trying the Master Cleanse??? Do you know what this "cleanse" entails? Do you understand how dangerous it is?

If not, and you don't agree with how others are responding to it, perhaps *you* should just move on. This response you're seeing here is more out of concern for the well-being of others than it is childish. Sure, you may not agree with the mode...but the message is sincere.

It is one thing to discourage someone from following a potentially unhealthy plan, but there is a way to do everything. We are all adults. Making fun of people who seem to have had positive experiences with the MC is not the best way to persuade someone to not try it. It just makes you look bad and like I said before, childish. I do appreciate sincere concern and warnings tho as that is the purpose of this community.

jzahill

See what I mean? Smh @ Joy_Joy.

delicious_cocktail

It is one thing to discourage someone from following a potentially unhealthy plan, but there is a way to do everything. We are all adults. Making fun of people who seem to have had positive experiences with the MC is not the best way to persuade someone to not try it. It just makes you look bad and like I said before, childish. I do appreciate sincere concern and warnings tho as that is the purpose of this community.

We're all adults which is why we talk down to one another like children.

_SABOTEUR_

See what I mean? Smh @ Joy_Joy.

But it's okay for you to respond to someone with rude and insulting statements?

ndj1979

wow thanks a lot , most people don't understand that any "master cleanse" you do shouldn't go over 14 days anything pass that is just starvation.

i think you missed the point…which is that you should never do a "master cleanse" because it is not necessary.

DavPul

In...

...for when this is randomly revived in January.

Ask and you shall receive

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

It is one thing to discourage someone from following a potentially unhealthy plan, but there is a way to do everything. We are all adults. Making fun of people who seem to have had positive experiences with the MC is not the best way to persuade someone to not try it. It just makes you look bad and like I said before, childish.

Surely since we're all adults, we can be trusted to take the information that is useful to us and discard what is not?

firstsip

See what I mean? Smh @ Joy_Joy.

This isn't very nice.

ndj1979

In...

...for when this is randomly revived in January.

Ask and you shall receive

tis the season for master cleanses...

EvgeniZyntx

It is one thing to discourage someone from following a potentially unhealthy plan, but there is a way to do everything. We are all adults. Making fun of people who seem to have had positive experiences with the MC is not the best way to persuade someone to not try it. It just makes you look bad and like I said before, childish.

I'm full of questions to day.

You've been here since 2011 and for your first post you whiteknight the master cleanse in a thread that is focused on the negative aspects of it? And then you add some name-calling now to this?

So, has the master cleanse at least been useful to you?

<goes to look at ticker .....>

Irony.

skullshank

<goes to look at ticker .....>

Irony.

first thing i did too.

funny how that seems to be the case more often than not.

PikaKnight

See what I mean? Smh @ Joy_Joy.

But it's okay for you to respond to someone with rude and insulting statements?

^Agreed

iamanadult

See what I mean? Smh @ Joy_Joy.

No offence but that was really rude. Their is no need to call sumone out like that. She only posted a moving picture wuts wrong with that?

befitnow3

If you want to "cleanse" try Alli (not sure on the spelling). Seriously. You'll lose a ton of weight because all the fat you take in will be oozing out your rear, and the exercise from running to the bathroom trying not to crap yourself burns a ton of calories.

Seriously though. I've seen it on here a bunch of times, but it's so true. "The secret to weight loss is no secret. Stop eating garbage and get off your @$$&quot;.

reggie7727

If you want to "cleanse" try Alli (not sure on the spelling). Seriously. You'll lose a ton of weight because all the fat you take in will be oozing out your rear, and the exercise from running to the bathroom trying not to crap yourself burns a ton of calories.

Seriously though. I've seen it on here a bunch of times, but it's so true. "The secret to weight loss is no secret. Stop eating garbage and get off your @$$&quot;.

Thats what Im talkin' about! Eat right and excercise, what a concept:laugh:

PlanetVelma

This is my first post since I have been a member, but I read through all the comments and some of y'all are just mean. Everybody is different and we all have different circumstances. The cleanse may or may not work for you, but why verbally bash someone who has positive things to say about it? If you don't agree then move on. I was looking into being involved in some of MFP's forums but this is very childish behavior and may be discouraging to new members.

You resisted the urge to post on the MFP forums for almost two years...

...but the final temptation that was too strong was to jump into an admonishment of people discouraging others from trying the Master Cleanse??? Do you know what this "cleanse" entails? Do you understand how dangerous it is?

If not, and you don't agree with how others are responding to it, perhaps *you* should just move on. This response you're seeing here is more out of concern for the well-being of others than it is childish. Sure, you may not agree with the mode...but the message is sincere.

It is one thing to discourage someone from following a potentially unhealthy plan, but there is a way to do everything. We are all adults. Making fun of people who seem to have had positive experiences with the MC is not the best way to persuade someone to not try it. It just makes you look bad and like I said before, childish. I do appreciate sincere concern and warnings tho as that is the purpose of this community.

And how is the "master cleanse" healthy? It's not intermittent fasting - that I could get behind. But this is basically a "how to" for eating disorders. The fact is the master cleanse is a fallacy.

Yes you may drop a bunch of weight in the time you are drinking "lemonade", but it's going to be muscle & water weight. I think that is what the OP's original intent on her post. Wouldn't you rather lose fat vs. muscle? When you drop weight quickly using cleanses/starving/etc...you are losing MUSCLE.

That is probably why people get all hot and bothered about this topic. It's been discussed umpteen times and it's the same "Oh, it may work for me and not you" argument. Which is just lame-sauce.

missADS1981

Good post. there is no medical evidence that our body needs cleansing. i admit 5 years ago i did the master cleanse for 10 days and i would never do it again. it was more of challenge than for weight loss and after day 3 it was easy but then you get all of these weird side effects (tongue turns color, breath smells, you are exhausted and irritable, you can't digest any food after and the thoughts you get about food during this are unhealthy) anytime i ate food after i felt dirty or like a pig gorging myself. master cleanse was not good for me physically or mentally.

THERE ARE NO QUICK FIXES people.
no detoxes
no juicing cleanses etc

the only way to lose weight long term is a life style change.
work out
eat clean
cut out processed food
sleep well
remove stress

mtennis289

I did the master cleanse for 10 days last year and had GREAT results. The thing everyone needs to understand (and TMC is partly to blame for this as it's marketed this way) is it's NOT A WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM! It is a cleanse, and--as with any cleanse--you will experience some weight loss as a SIDE EFFECT. The main purpose is to clean yourself out - there's tons of medical evidence about how the poop buildup in your colon affects you, and this cleanse gets it all out. And yes... you will typically lose some weight as a result.

If you follow the instructions EXACTLY as they are written you will experience great results 99.9% of the time. You especially need to follow the ease-in and ease-out recommendation - and I know the reason most people don't get the results they seek or "get sick" during the program is because they fail to follow these critical steps.

I have no financial interest whatsoever in TMC, I had great results simply because I followed the plan exactly as it's written. So If you're considering TMC, know that it's not easy (at first) but if you follow the directions you'll have good results and your colon will thank you for it!