Dumbest thing you've heard this week
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The topic "What's sexy about the person above you - part 25".
Does that topic really need to be 25 parts long?0 -
"Who is Stephen Hawking?"
From my science teacher. My COLLEGE science teacher. Who spends a quarter of the semester covering physics. *facepalm*
You must be joking!?!?! I think I would have run to the dean and demanded a refund on tuition.0 -
exercise is a waste of time cus it takes way to long to do any good0
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LOLThe topic "What's sexy about the person above you - part 25".
Does that topic really need to be 25 parts long?0 -
Do not eat after 6:00 PM0
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Me, to a coworker: I'm watching my calories to lose weight
Coworker: Oh you shouldn't do that!
um...0 -
Probably anything that has to do with negative calorie foods.0
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No backlash just asking
How could part of you thought it may actually be truethat the Sandy Hook school shootings is some kind of government conspiracy.
part of me thought that it may actually be true.
haha yea worded wrong to try and make people not give me such backlash for me for saying it...
i should have said,
"yes i also think this may be true."0 -
You can use myofascial release massage to loosen fat stores for spot reduction.
Srs.
There's a lot of stiff competition, but so far I think this might be the front runner.0 -
"Dairy sucks the calcium out of your bones because it's acidic"
brb running after that fruit making off with the calcium from my bones0 -
Our IT department sent out an email telling us the email was down.0
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By a buddy of mine...
him: "can I start hitting the gym with you, hate going by myself?"
Me: "sure...I could use a spot."
him: "what's your routine like?"
Me: "lift heavy 3x weekly...3 compound routines per session...blah, blah, blah..."
him: "dude...you trying to get huge or what...you'll end up like Arny or something."
Me: "doubtful...that would take a lot more than lifting heavy and eating a reasonably healthy diet."
him: "dude...really you should be doing way more reps with lower weight to get toned and ripped...chicks dig it"
Me: "dude...you're a dude...and even if you weren't a dude, that's the dumbest **** I've heard in a long time...no, I don't think working out together would be a good idea...we'll see who has the better results pretty soon."
True story0 -
Our IT department sent out an email telling us the email was down.
oh good Lord... :noway:0 -
"It's not a baby, it's just a clump of cells.":huh:0
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I work at a vet - Owner 'His leg is painful he tried to bite me when I moved it' me - 'OK I'll get a quote including sedation' owner "OH you won't need to sedate him - He doesn't bite"0
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That's not Paleo!0
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<sent in a text> "Let me know if you don't receive this text."
I used to SEND emails that said: "Let me know if you don't receive this." and then I realized... DUH!
So I started sending: "Let me know IF you receive this. If I don't hear from you I will presume you didn't receive this."0 -
"You have to loose all your fat before you can start gaining muscle."0
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That the 49ers will lose to atlanta. idiots.
Earlier this week, a sports talk-show host said he's really looking forward to that Niners/Patriots Super Bowl. To me, that's just an affront to the athletic process! :laugh: (Although that's probably the way it's gonna shake out.)0 -
<just overheard at the grocery store, a teenager to her mother, while holding a 2 Liter bottle of Coke> "No, this is just one serving. They can't put more than one serving in a package."
Mother, while pointing at a 24 oz. bottle: "So how many servings in THAT bottle?"
Teenager: "Well, that's, like, a kid's size."
Mother: "Oh, okay, well, we better get two bottles. Your dad and brother each wanted one."0 -
that the Sandy Hook school shootings is some kind of government conspiracy.
part of me thought that it may actually be true.
My bf is one of those ppl...I'm not kidding either.0 -
"It's not a baby, it's just a clump of cells.":huh:
it is just a lump of cells for while.0 -
that the Sandy Hook school shootings is some kind of government conspiracy.
part of me thought that it may actually be true.
My bf is one of those ppl...I'm not kidding either.
just break up with him.0 -
that the Sandy Hook school shootings is some kind of government conspiracy.
part of me thought that it may actually be true.
My bf is one of those ppl...I'm not kidding either.
It doesn't surprise me that people would believe that. The government rarely tells the truth.0 -
when I first found out I was pregnant, my mom called me
her: Anything new?
Me: Im pregnant.
Her: how far?!
Me: about 5 weeks.
Her, oh, that's not pregnant.
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that the Sandy Hook school shootings is some kind of government conspiracy.
part of me thought that it may actually be true.
My bf is one of those ppl...I'm not kidding either.
just break up with him.
haha cmon just because i think its a possibility makes me and her BF bad people?? especially since obama is about to do an executive order to bypass congress and do the sh-t himself??? with only the support of more americans now because of the mass shooting of children??? the govt wants to disarm americans... period.
and the only way to do that is with great backing of the american population.. how do you get that with the second ammendment in place? by having innocent children die... and creating fear amongst americans.. its a definate possibility the govt could have enabled this to happen especially with the communist type government we are turning into...
not saying it did.. but im just sayinn.0 -
not a bad person but its crazy to think the govt stage a school shooting in order to get rid of guns.0
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haha cmon just because i think its a possibility makes me and her BF bad people?? especially since obama is about to do an executive order to bypass congress and do the sh-t himself??? with only the support of more americans now because of the mass shooting of children??? the govt wants to disarm americans... period.
and the only way to do that is with great backing of the american population.. how do you get that with the second ammendment in place? by having innocent children die... and creating fear amongst americans.. its a definate possibility the govt could have enabled this to happen especially with the communist type government we are turning into...
not saying it did.. but im just sayinn.
Seek psychiatric help. Immediately.0 -
I was walking my dog in the park a few minutes ago, two runners went past and I heard one say "it sure is chilly tonight".
It was 79 degrees (at 6pm)
My question is-- where is she from that this is chilly in January?0 -
haha cmon just because i think its a possibility makes me and her BF bad people?? especially since obama is about to do an executive order to bypass congress and do the sh-t himself??? with only the support of more americans now because of the mass shooting of children??? the govt wants to disarm americans... period.
and the only way to do that is with great backing of the american population.. how do you get that with the second ammendment in place? by having innocent children die... and creating fear amongst americans.. its a definate possibility the govt could have enabled this to happen especially with the communist type government we are turning into...
not saying it did.. but im just sayinn.
Seek psychiatric help. Immediately.
i know ur liberal.. why not be tollerant of my viewpoints??0
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