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  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
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    not sure. but it probably had something to do with 'dr' oz.
  • HuwaydaS
    HuwaydaS Posts: 116
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    Not the dummest, but the funniest.

    Girl : momma lets have us some pizza
    mom : lets ask the baby
    baby : blah blah blah (cant talk)
    girl: Mama, that means yes in Spanish


    LOL SOO CUTE!
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
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    not sure. but it probably had something to do with 'dr' oz.

    hahaha
  • loneworg
    loneworg Posts: 342 Member
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    that the Sandy Hook school shootings is some kind of government conspiracy.

    part of me thought that it may actually be true.
    How could part of you thought it may actually be true
  • PinkyKiwii
    PinkyKiwii Posts: 512 Member
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    "So let's doubt everything on the internet because it might not be true? Im not cynical so im gull-able?"

    From an Mfp member.


    I lost faith in humanity.


    *edit * mistakes
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    You can use myofascial release massage to loosen fat stores for spot reduction.

    Srs.
  • PinkyKiwii
    PinkyKiwii Posts: 512 Member
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  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    Dr. OZ....
  • monty619
    monty619 Posts: 1,308 Member
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    that the Sandy Hook school shootings is some kind of government conspiracy.

    part of me thought that it may actually be true.
    How could part of you thought it may actually be true

    haha yea worded wrong to try and make people not give me such backlash for me for saying it...

    i should have said,

    "yes i also think this may be true."
  • ashlensmomma
    ashlensmomma Posts: 124 Member
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    From my MIL-

    My two year old had just had a pretty good size scoop of ice cream, and wanted more. I told her no, she had enough already. My MIL says, "oh give her another bowl, it's good for her, ice cream helps kids sleep more soundly." And no, she was not being sarcastic. O.o
  • anothermop
    anothermop Posts: 187 Member
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    The topic "What's sexy about the person above you - part 25".

    Does that topic really need to be 25 parts long?
  • rshields9093
    rshields9093 Posts: 20 Member
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    "Who is Stephen Hawking?"

    From my science teacher. My COLLEGE science teacher. Who spends a quarter of the semester covering physics. *facepalm*

    You must be joking!?!?! I think I would have run to the dean and demanded a refund on tuition.
  • triciaj66
    triciaj66 Posts: 253 Member
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    exercise is a waste of time cus it takes way to long to do any good
  • triciaj66
    triciaj66 Posts: 253 Member
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    The topic "What's sexy about the person above you - part 25".

    Does that topic really need to be 25 parts long?
    LOL
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    Do not eat after 6:00 PM
  • felcandy
    felcandy Posts: 228 Member
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    Me, to a coworker: I'm watching my calories to lose weight
    Coworker: Oh you shouldn't do that!

    um...
  • ajourney2beme
    ajourney2beme Posts: 181 Member
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    Probably anything that has to do with negative calorie foods.
  • loneworg
    loneworg Posts: 342 Member
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    that the Sandy Hook school shootings is some kind of government conspiracy.

    part of me thought that it may actually be true.
    How could part of you thought it may actually be true

    haha yea worded wrong to try and make people not give me such backlash for me for saying it...

    i should have said,

    "yes i also think this may be true."
    No backlash just asking
  • rshields9093
    rshields9093 Posts: 20 Member
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    You can use myofascial release massage to loosen fat stores for spot reduction.

    Srs.

    There's a lot of stiff competition, but so far I think this might be the front runner.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    "Dairy sucks the calcium out of your bones because it's acidic"

    brb running after that fruit making off with the calcium from my bones

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