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  • Posts: 342 Member
    blow jobs! blow jobs for alllll!!!!!!! ok my pervy message done for the day
  • Posts: 14,053 Member
    Receive message......hit delete button....move on with life.....
  • Posts: 1,271 Member
    Receive message......hit delete button....move on with life.....

    Yep. It's the internet, not a dark alley in Jack the Ripper's territory.


    Happy to say I haven't dealt with it yet.
  • Posts: 452 Member
    Receive message......hit delete button....move on with life.....

    That's why you never reply to me?!?
  • Posts: 3,801 Member
    And a tip for those with an exhibitionist side that do boobie friday, willy wednesday, and are on *that* board...just because you delete a picture does not mean it will go away. If I search my username under google images, I see old photos of myself that I deleted a long time ago. Just something to be aware of...
  • Posts: 3,653 Member

    Yep. It's the internet, not a dark alley in Jack the Ripper's territory.

    Happy to say I haven't dealt with it yet.

    I'm sorry, but did you both miss all of that fearmongering I did? I got a pipe organ rolled into the forums to play ominous chords while you read that post. And that's it???
  • Posts: 1,271 Member

    I'm sorry, but did you both miss all of that fearmongering I did? I got a pipe organ rolled into the forums to play ominous chords while you read that post. And that's it???


    I know, I know. Sorry. I really need a GIF of me eating chips and not giving an eff.
  • Posts: 14,025 Member
    I've received only one creepy message ever.
  • Posts: 3,653 Member
    I know, I know. Sorry. I really need a GIF of me eating chips and not giving an eff.

    Fine. But don't blame me when you get an unsolicited distasteful message. Next thing you know your husband or boyfriend uses the computer and starts typing in a URL and the first thing that pops into the location bar is www.myfitnesspal.com/yourinbox/rawmanbeef.jpg Big fight, dishes thrown, he kicks you out of the place (you knew you should've had your name on the lease too!) and living out of a SUITCASE. You can't make it to work on time because the streets don't have an alarm clock, and BAM. You're living in a women's shelter.

    Sound far fetched? Maybe. But then again . . .
  • Posts: 1,066 Member
    but what if they ask and you WANT to give them dirty photos?
  • Posts: 452 Member

    Fine. But don't blame me when you get an unsolicited distasteful message. Next thing you know your husband or boyfriend uses the computer and starts typing in a URL and the first thing that pops into the location bar is www.myfitnesspal.com/yourinbox/rawmanbeef.jpg Big fight, dishes thrown, he kicks you out of the place (you knew you should've had your name on the lease too!) and living out of a SUITCASE. You can't make it to work on time because the streets don't have an alarm clock, and BAM. You're living in a women's shelter.

    Sound far fetched? Maybe. But then again . . .

    Jebuz! Watch a lot of Lifetime Movie Network do ya??
  • Posts: 1,271 Member

    Fine. But don't blame me when you get an unsolicited distasteful message. Next thing you know your husband or boyfriend uses the computer and starts typing in a URL and the first thing that pops into the location bar is www.myfitnesspal.com/yourinbox/rawmanbeef.jpg Big fight, dishes thrown, he kicks you out of the place (you knew you should've had your name on the lease too!) and living out of a SUITCASE. You can't make it to work on time because the streets don't have an alarm clock, and BAM. You're living in a women's shelter.

    Sound far fetched? Maybe. But then again . . .

    Nah. Would never happen. I am single and unlovable. *continues to eat chips and not give an eff*
  • Posts: 3,653 Member
    Alright that's it. If you're all not convinced by now I'm just going to start sending out photos.
  • Posts: 14,025 Member

    Nah. Would never happen. I am single and unlovable. *continues to eat chips and not give an eff*

    At least you are pretty!!

    *snaps a junkshot* *reconsiders sending it after reading the OP*
  • Posts: 3,653 Member
    Don't waste a perfectly good junkshot. Sparkteens?
  • Posts: 14,025 Member
    I had to google what that was. Glad I didn't just type it as a URL. Teens creep me out.
  • Posts: 1,271 Member
    Let it be known to all that emanyalpsid has violated my innocence. I need an adult! I need an adult!
  • Posts: 3,653 Member
    Let it be known to all that emanyalpsid has violated my innocence. I need an adult! I need an adult!

    Holy crap you just publicly reported me in my own thread about perv messages? WTF.
  • Posts: 1,271 Member

    Holy crap you just publicly reported me in my own thread about perv messages? WTF.

    It's so meta!
  • Posts: 1,349 Member
    I'm beginning to think that there's something a little off going on here.
  • Posts: 3,653 Member
    You hush your mouth angeldirt!
  • Posts: 1,349 Member
    Sorry! That was an unworthy comment and you didn't deserve it.

    Please continue with your excellence.
  • Posts: 265 Member
    So wait, not everyone on the internet is who they say they are? I am confused by this whole thread. Should I not be sending pictures to my new friends? Hi my name is ... Junkshot. nice to meet you. I mean that is pretty standard stuff right there. am I right?
  • Posts: 3,653 Member
    Sorry! That was an unworthy comment and you didn't deserve it.

    Listen, it's just important to me that I do some good here. I'm sorry for snapping at you.
  • Posts: 1,349 Member

    Listen, it's just important to me that I do some good here. I'm sorry for snapping at you.

    No no, the fault was entirely mine.
  • Posts: 66 Member
    Does anyone know if I can friend request Manti Te'o's girlfriend on here?
  • Posts: 677 Member
    Pudadough sticks it to the man, and by man, i mean rent-a-cops.... Mallrat...
  • Posts: 7,334 Member
    Dear OP.

    I think I love you. Your kindness and protective nature towards the vulnerable people on this website have not gone unnoticed, and I feel a deep bond growing between us already.

    In fact, I know that you are so kind and honorable, that you won't even notice the picture of my ASSets in my profile as flaunting what the good lord gave me, but rather is me showing off the results of the 300 squats I've done in the last three days.

    I cannot say loud enough, how I wish more men were like you. Kind. Sensitive. Caring. Eloquent with your words.
    The list goes on and on...

    wait...
    please don't tell me you're gay!

    I don't think my poor heart could take the loss.

    Sincerely,
    Yearning in Anonymity...
  • Posts: 2,154 Member
    ^^ I was nice to her once . . .
  • Just doing some friendly midnight creeping, after participating in 3 perv message threads today I still haven't received one yet :grumble: I guess I'll move on with life now :indifferent:
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