Perverted Messages

loneworg

blow jobs! blow jobs for alllll!!!!!!! ok my pervy message done for the day

♥Faerie♥

Receive message......hit delete button....move on with life.....

pudadough

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Yep. It's the internet, not a dark alley in Jack the Ripper's territory.


Happy to say I haven't dealt with it yet.

S1NN3R

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That's why you never reply to me?!?

slkehl

And a tip for those with an exhibitionist side that do boobie friday, willy wednesday, and are on *that* board...just because you delete a picture does not mean it will go away. If I search my username under google images, I see old photos of myself that I deleted a long time ago. Just something to be aware of...

BurtHuttz

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Yep. It's the internet, not a dark alley in Jack the Ripper's territory.

Happy to say I haven't dealt with it yet.

I'm sorry, but did you both miss all of that fearmongering I did? I got a pipe organ rolled into the forums to play ominous chords while you read that post. And that's it???

pudadough

Receive message......hit delete button....move on with life.....

Yep. It's the internet, not a dark alley in Jack the Ripper's territory.

Happy to say I haven't dealt with it yet.

I'm sorry, but did you both miss all of that fearmongering I did? I got a pipe organ rolled into the forums to play ominous chords while you read that post. And that's it???

I know, I know. Sorry. I really need a GIF of me eating chips and not giving an eff.

whierd

I've received only one creepy message ever.

BurtHuttz

I know, I know. Sorry. I really need a GIF of me eating chips and not giving an eff.

Fine. But don't blame me when you get an unsolicited distasteful message. Next thing you know your husband or boyfriend uses the computer and starts typing in a URL and the first thing that pops into the location bar is www.myfitnesspal.com/yourinbox/rawmanbeef.jpg Big fight, dishes thrown, he kicks you out of the place (you knew you should've had your name on the lease too!) and living out of a SUITCASE. You can't make it to work on time because the streets don't have an alarm clock, and BAM. You're living in a women's shelter.

Sound far fetched? Maybe. But then again . . .

vice350z

but what if they ask and you WANT to give them dirty photos?

S1NN3R

I know, I know. Sorry. I really need a GIF of me eating chips and not giving an eff.

Fine. But don't blame me when you get an unsolicited distasteful message. Next thing you know your husband or boyfriend uses the computer and starts typing in a URL and the first thing that pops into the location bar is www.myfitnesspal.com/yourinbox/rawmanbeef.jpg Big fight, dishes thrown, he kicks you out of the place (you knew you should've had your name on the lease too!) and living out of a SUITCASE. You can't make it to work on time because the streets don't have an alarm clock, and BAM. You're living in a women's shelter.

Sound far fetched? Maybe. But then again . . .

Jebuz! Watch a lot of Lifetime Movie Network do ya??

pudadough

I know, I know. Sorry. I really need a GIF of me eating chips and not giving an eff.

Fine. But don't blame me when you get an unsolicited distasteful message. Next thing you know your husband or boyfriend uses the computer and starts typing in a URL and the first thing that pops into the location bar is www.myfitnesspal.com/yourinbox/rawmanbeef.jpg Big fight, dishes thrown, he kicks you out of the place (you knew you should've had your name on the lease too!) and living out of a SUITCASE. You can't make it to work on time because the streets don't have an alarm clock, and BAM. You're living in a women's shelter.

Sound far fetched? Maybe. But then again . . .

Nah. Would never happen. I am single and unlovable. *continues to eat chips and not give an eff*

BurtHuttz

Alright that's it. If you're all not convinced by now I'm just going to start sending out photos.

whierd

I know, I know. Sorry. I really need a GIF of me eating chips and not giving an eff.

Fine. But don't blame me when you get an unsolicited distasteful message. Next thing you know your husband or boyfriend uses the computer and starts typing in a URL and the first thing that pops into the location bar is www.myfitnesspal.com/yourinbox/rawmanbeef.jpg Big fight, dishes thrown, he kicks you out of the place (you knew you should've had your name on the lease too!) and living out of a SUITCASE. You can't make it to work on time because the streets don't have an alarm clock, and BAM. You're living in a women's shelter.

Sound far fetched? Maybe. But then again . . .

Nah. Would never happen. I am single and unlovable. *continues to eat chips and not give an eff*

At least you are pretty!!

*snaps a junkshot* *reconsiders sending it after reading the OP*

BurtHuttz

Don't waste a perfectly good junkshot. Sparkteens?

whierd

I had to google what that was. Glad I didn't just type it as a URL. Teens creep me out.

pudadough

Let it be known to all that emanyalpsid has violated my innocence. I need an adult! I need an adult!

BurtHuttz

Let it be known to all that emanyalpsid has violated my innocence. I need an adult! I need an adult!

Holy crap you just publicly reported me in my own thread about perv messages? WTF.

pudadough

Let it be known to all that emanyalpsid has violated my innocence. I need an adult! I need an adult!

Holy crap you just publicly reported me in my own thread about perv messages? WTF.

It's so meta!

AngryDiet

I'm beginning to think that there's something a little off going on here.

BurtHuttz

You hush your mouth angeldirt!

AngryDiet

Sorry! That was an unworthy comment and you didn't deserve it.

Please continue with your excellence.

freddykid

So wait, not everyone on the internet is who they say they are? I am confused by this whole thread. Should I not be sending pictures to my new friends? Hi my name is ... Junkshot. nice to meet you. I mean that is pretty standard stuff right there. am I right?

BurtHuttz

Sorry! That was an unworthy comment and you didn't deserve it.

Listen, it's just important to me that I do some good here. I'm sorry for snapping at you.

AngryDiet

Sorry! That was an unworthy comment and you didn't deserve it.

Listen, it's just important to me that I do some good here. I'm sorry for snapping at you.

No no, the fault was entirely mine.

vizsla99

Does anyone know if I can friend request Manti Te'o's girlfriend on here?

DP325i

Pudadough sticks it to the man, and by man, i mean rent-a-cops.... Mallrat...

MireyGal76

Dear OP.

I think I love you. Your kindness and protective nature towards the vulnerable people on this website have not gone unnoticed, and I feel a deep bond growing between us already.

In fact, I know that you are so kind and honorable, that you won't even notice the picture of my ASSets in my profile as flaunting what the good lord gave me, but rather is me showing off the results of the 300 squats I've done in the last three days.

I cannot say loud enough, how I wish more men were like you. Kind. Sensitive. Caring. Eloquent with your words.
The list goes on and on...

wait...
please don't tell me you're gay!

I don't think my poor heart could take the loss.

Sincerely,
Yearning in Anonymity...

keith0373

^^ I was nice to her once . . .

alliegator1982

Just doing some friendly midnight creeping, after participating in 3 perv message threads today I still haven't received one yet :grumble: I guess I'll move on with life now :indifferent: