Secretly Wishing Your Ex Gets Fat/ter

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  • NatashaB8
    NatashaB8 Posts: 202
    When my boyfriend and I split briefly over christmas I hit the gym because I wanted to look good but I never wished that he got fat. Maybe it depends on the break up (plus we are back together now anyway and helping each other get fit!).

    But yeah I would mainly focus on you getting fit and feeling better, and I hope you find someone who treats you well and doesn't comment on your weight the way you said your ex did! I know how that feels :(
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    I don't see the point in wishing anything on my ex. She is in great shape, and extremely hot. Too bad for her, it's only on the outside. And it doesn't even come close to making up for who she is on the inside, and there is no changing that. She is in my past, and I really dont' care what she looks like. She can stay in great shape, or get fat. She can have a happy life, or die alone in a gutter. I couldn't care less either way.
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    I think i wish/wished worse. To dig inside my mind is to probably throw up from the grotesque things i wish upon her (and the adulterous she slept with/is with now) and her future children for all the things she has done to me
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    no way Jose!!!!! I hope my exes Stay in shape and or at least remain the way I remember them...................cause oyu know how it goes........

    If you hit it before you can always hit it again!!!!!:devil:

    We need it to be all good for when we tap that again!!!!:bigsmile:
  • moosegt35
    moosegt35 Posts: 1,296 Member
    no way Jose!!!!! I hope my exes Stay in shape and or at least remain the way I remember them...................cause oyu know how it goes........

    If you hit it before you can always hit it again!!!!!:devil:

    We need it to be all good for when we tap that again!!!!:bigsmile:

    this
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    no way Jose!!!!! I hope my exes Stay in shape and or at least remain the way I remember them...................cause oyu know how it goes........

    If you hit it before you can always hit it again!!!!!:devil:

    We need it to be all good for when we tap that again!!!!:bigsmile:


    Reminds me of that song....hows it go....If you hit it once you can hit twice etc.....only with an EX its a TAPathon wen she eint got anything going on............feel me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!:devil:
  • akern1987
    akern1987 Posts: 288 Member
    You are so not alone in that.
    Don't get me wrong, I have a great boyfriend now, but my ex is mean, He dumped me in a horrible way, left me feeling worthless, and while we were together (he wasnt fat, but he wasnt really fit) he had told me that he used to be fat in HS, but that when he joined the army he had lost a bunch because of the running....well after we broke up, (mind you, I reiterate, he dumped me) his world kind of came crashing down, he got kicked out of the Army and had to move home to NC (I'm from MD) and every once in a while I can't help but think how happy I would be to run into him now, (hopefully) overweight, miserable and just eating his mean little heart out!

    :)
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
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  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    One of my exes dumped me for an overweight chick. I secretly hope that she gets bigger and that I bump into him and he sees me now that I'm thinner and regrets ever dumping me.
  • Summer_Lunatic
    Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
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  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    One of my exes dumped me for an overweight chick. I secretly hope that she gets bigger and that I bump into him and he sees me now that I'm thinner and regrets ever dumping me.

    The quote above from a chick that was dumped is a PRIME EXAMPLE of why you can always tap the Exe's!!!!
    :bigsmile:
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    no way Jose!!!!! I hope my exes Stay in shape and or at least remain the way I remember them...................cause oyu know how it goes........

    If you hit it before you can always hit it again!!!!!:devil:

    We need it to be all good for when we tap that again!!!!:bigsmile:

    So true my brown brotha!!!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Aren't you kind? I wish one of my exes would get hit with a truck. But just the one. He's super stalky.