Worst pickup lines you've either used or had used on you...

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  • SteveJWatson
    SteveJWatson Posts: 1,225 Member
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    How about this one? I actually got approached by a woman in a bar not long ago..."See that guy over there? He thinks you're the most beautiful woman he's ever seen...and I'm his mom so I can vouch for what a great guy he is!"

    Yeah...that's a real panty dropper. lol

    I love this! :laugh:
  • tlkrallman
    tlkrallman Posts: 82
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    Someone used this on me one night in a bar.... "Hey baby I got a pack of skittles in my pocket. Wanna tast my rainbow?"

    I laughed so hard, I think I made him feel bad. Needless to say, he went home alone with his skittles.
  • SteveJWatson
    SteveJWatson Posts: 1,225 Member
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    Someone used this on me one night in a bar.... "Hey baby I got a pack of skittles in my pocket. Wanna tast my rainbow?"

    I laughed so hard, I think I made him feel bad. Needless to say, he went home alone with his skittles.

    Any line with any variation of "hey little girl - I have some sweeties" is just plain wrong. :bigsmile:
  • Vain_Witch
    Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
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    Someone used this on me one night in a bar.... "Hey baby I got a pack of skittles in my pocket. Wanna tast my rainbow?"

    I laughed so hard, I think I made him feel bad. Needless to say, he went home alone with his skittles.

    Any line with any variation of "hey little girl - I have some sweeties" is just plain wrong. :bigsmile:

    LMFAO! Ok, I just spit my drink out on that sweeties comment! lol
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    I had a guy say" hey you want some black in you" I said " no thanks, already had some, still waiting to wash it off" he didn't know what to say.... And I didn't care what he thought( I turned the tables with that shocker) he made a quick B LINE out of my way. :bigsmile:
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
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    I was wearing a hoodie that had 86 on it, this guy came up to me in a parking lot and was like "ay girl can I be your 87?" I had no clue what he was talking about....then I remembered my hoodie laughed and told him to get lost.
  • byeachmoment
    byeachmoment Posts: 67
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    I surprisingly have never had a pick-up line used on me. I'm not single anymore, but when I was guys would just come up to me and introduce themselves or I would go up to them and introduce myself. Usually what would be funny were the ways they would try to impress me...
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
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    "Is your friend always such a b.tch?"

    Posed after he tried to buy my friend a drink and she shut him down kind of rudely. I don't think he meant it as a pick up line but we did date for well over a year.
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
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    Some guy said to me "You're the hottest thing not on wheels" right before asking me out. What does that even mean? Is he more attracted to vehicles than women?
  • jsiricos
    jsiricos Posts: 338 Member
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    Men .. cant live with em, can live without em

    Semi cute guy - Did it hurt?
    Me - what?
    SCG - When you fell out of heaven..

    lots more equally bad ones lol
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
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    worst pickup artist ever....approaches me in the bar and tells me he's been stalking me all nite..(great??) I tell him nicely no thanks i'm married, he tells me he is too but we don't have to tell anyone - strike #2...then the kicker...he says - he sucks in bed so after i have him I will appreciate my husband so much more! really?? has this ever worked?? did he think I'd say - oh baby, i can't resist that offer - lets roll...
  • hbrittingham
    hbrittingham Posts: 2,518 Member
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    worst pickup artist ever....approaches me in the bar and tells me he's been stalking me all nite..(great??) I tell him nicely no thanks i'm married, he tells me he is too but we don't have to tell anyone - strike #2...then the kicker...he says - he sucks in bed so after i have him I will appreciate my husband so much more! really?? has this ever worked?? did he think I'd say - oh baby, i can't resist that offer - lets roll...

    Yeah, I don't get the guys who continue to try to convince you to go out with them after you tell them you are married. I was at a convention once and a guy kept hitting on me, very persistently. I told him I was married and not interested and he told me that since my husband wasn't there, he'd never know about it. Uhh, nope. Sorry, not interested.
  • Nurseblondy
    Nurseblondy Posts: 76
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    "I'm a ranger"
    I hear this all the time since I live in a military town. Nevermind the diamond ring on your finger.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    I once had a guy tell me that he was going to die of a disease and that they only way he could be cured is if he stuck his hand up my shirt.

    Recently, the security guard at my last job asked me how I was. I said, i am tired today. He said, that's because you were putting in work all night in my head.



    No. Just no.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,440 Member
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    the ever cheesy song lyric "if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me"
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    My friend over there wants to know if you think I'm hot....
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    do you like bacon? wanna strip??

    since everyone likes bacon, this one's a keeper \m/
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    A girl walked up to me and said in a deep voice " do you even lift bro?" I laughed pretty hard for a good 30 seconds so I guess it worked but in terms of actual quality it was bad.
  • RCowley85
    RCowley85 Posts: 12
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    how about this one?

    "Hi Im Rich from Pest Control", "and i'v come to get your rat out..."

    I know, I know, its horrific.....

    Sorry,......
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    While dating a bank teller....I went in to deliver flowers:

    Her: Would you like to open an account
    Me: No, but I would love to make a deposit.

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