Its Time for ASK THE WOLF...Let me make ur problems worse!

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  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Timing belt went out in my PT...

    Should I
    A. Roll it off a cliff
    B. Set fire to it and watch it burn
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    my boyfriend made me sleep on the wet spot last night, does that mean he doesn't love me anymore?

    depends on who's wet spot.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Timing belt went out in my PT...

    Should I
    A. Roll it off a cliff
    B. Set fire to it and watch it burn

    A. Report it stolen
    B. ROll it off a cliff and watch it explode.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    when you put cold things in a thermos, they stay cold. when you put hot things in a thermos, they stay hot.

    how does the thermos know?

    Its related to cold fusion energy as seen in the movie The Saint.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Timing belt went out in my PT...

    Should I
    A. Roll it off a cliff
    B. Set fire to it and watch it burn

    A. Report it stolen
    B. ROll it off a cliff and watch it explode.

    Genius!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I'd like a new screen name.
    I'm not a fan of my last name being shortened to "Moo" on a fitness site.

    Any suggestions? :)

    XXXTine
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Timing belt went out in my PT...

    Should I
    A. Roll it off a cliff
    B. Set fire to it and watch it burn

    A. Report it stolen
    B. ROll it off a cliff and watch it explode.

    Genius!

    you're welcome
  • cupboard_stalker
    cupboard_stalker Posts: 62 Member
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    Why ARE you so funny?
  • _Xtine
    _Xtine Posts: 97 Member
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    I'd like a new screen name.
    I'm not a fan of my last name being shortened to "Moo" on a fitness site.

    Any suggestions? :)

    XXXTine

    So I could be XTine and be a saint or XXXTine and not so much. HA!
  • morningmud
    morningmud Posts: 477 Member
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    My coworker keeps coming into my work area and won’t shut her hole. How shall I repel her?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    My coworker keeps coming into my work area and won’t shut her hole. How shall I repel her?

    Show him or her pictures of your cats.
  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
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    You skipped me earlier... I'm so sad now... Have to eat a whole box of Twinkies.... WAIT! THERE ARE NO MORE TWINKIES. Worst. Day. Ever....
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025
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    My neighbors really love bass.....and bad music. Should i play my husbands drumset for them at 2 in the morning as an early wakeup call? :drinker:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    My neighbors really love bass.....and bad music. Should i play my husbands drumset for them at 2 in the morning as an early wakeup call? :drinker:

    Play thr neil peart drum solo on a loop
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Why ARE you so funny?

    I uses to be really fat....really fat ppl are funny, and jolly and if we arent that were just fat.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I'm surrounded by dumb people, only they don't know they're dumb. Suggestions?

    Is that really how u should discuss ur children? Tsk tsk
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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