Most embarassing thing that has happened to u @ the gym?

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  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    I was cruising on the treadmill and I felt something run down my leg and out of the corner of my eye saw something hit the treadmill belt and fly backwards. I turned around to see what it was and it was a pair of my wife’s underwear that had been stuck with static to either my shirt or shorts. Without thinking I grabbed them an put them in my pocket, then continued my run. I’m sure everyone who witnessed this thought I was a complete perv.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: My eyes are watering
  • llpaq
    llpaq Posts: 263 Member
    LOL!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Whenever I am down I'm going to read this thread! You guys are awesome! LOL! :laugh:
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    When i was younger and in wrestling, my ding dong was hanging out of my leotard. Pretty embarrassing :/

    I no longer wrestle and therefore don't wear leotards either. :D

    DING DONG??? Real men dont have DING DONGS! Turn in your man card....Real men have TALLYWHACKERS!!
  • meghan6867
    meghan6867 Posts: 388 Member
    I passed out right next to the front door... out cold for about two minutes.

    But! It was one helluva workout and major hottie caught me as I was falling. WIN!
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
    these are hilarious so far..i gotta go start dinner, but will be back for sure to read the rest:laugh:
  • BriskaPacojame
    BriskaPacojame Posts: 195 Member
    bump for later
  • jkestens63
    jkestens63 Posts: 1,164 Member
    Broke the bench in the handicap shower stall. Sucker pulled right out of the wall... I pulled the curtain and rod down on top of me. One big naked, wet heap.

    It was my first day at a new gym.. I have broken a few chairs in my day but by this point I had already lost 200 lbs so I was't outrageously big anymore. I was using that seat to shave. So I told the kid at the front desk... he said oh okay, it was probably a problem with the bench and not your fault.... ya think??
  • skylark94
    skylark94 Posts: 2,036 Member
    Loooong time ago in 9th grade gym class. We were paired up for sit ups. I farted. It wasn't loud, but of course my partner felt it necessary to announce it to the entire class. :embarassed:
  • erinup
    erinup Posts: 53 Member
    So, I finished up a good weight work out in the gym and I headed back to the locker room for a quick shower. After my shower I go over and enter the code on my locker and nothing happens. Hmmm...enter it again...nothing...again...nothing well, almost nothing, now it is apparently "locked" and I can no longer attempt to enter the code. Awesome. I adjust my standard gym issue towel (think oversized handtowel, not bathsheet) to cover as much as possible. There are very few women in the gym that day. It is a small gym and I don't think I saw a single woman while I was working out. Even more awesome. Think think think. I try the code again - because maybe now it just might work, adjust tiny towel and try to come up with a plan. As I am eyeing the shower curtains as a potential cover up another woman walks in - Hallelujah! She graciously heads back up to the front and asks one of the staff to come in and unlock my locker. Of course the staff is all men so I have to hide in the shower while he takes care of it. But all's well that ends well. He got my locker open and I did not have to streak through the gym in a handtowel.
  • TheDarlingOne
    TheDarlingOne Posts: 255 Member
    once - i was taking a water aerobics class in the morning time at the local community park center - so, it was full of the elderly generation (they love the morning hours of course).
    So I was probably all of 24 years old, and at that time (albeit less that I am now lol) maybe 250-300lbs....

    Well you know all the signs around the pool that says NO RUNNING haha....

    I had somewhere to go after class, so when they all piled out of the pool in front of me, there was a big group of them slowly going to put their water jackets and items away, etc - I thought I could move around them superfast (cuz i'm super young and stuff ya know haha) - so I started busting a trail around this group....

    About 3 steps out to the side of their group - i put my foot into the middle of a wetspot - and fall SMACK WHAM right on my face. Like - literally lol.

    So I'm laying there in agony, but mostly embarrassment - as the group of seniors gasp - and one bellows like it's a national security issue: "NO BODY TOUCH HER! LET HER GET UP ON HER OWN!"

    So I quickly peeled myself up off the concrete - scurried (SLOWLY) to my shoes and bag, etc and left......and sobbed in my car for 10min from embarrassment lol.

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