Lose Belly Fat With This Weird Old Trick!

BurtHuttz
BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
A reasonable caloric deficit over time.
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  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    You shut it! Someone support me cutting out carbs damnit!!


    *Dear posters. I am joking with a friend of mine. Reporting me for this is uncalled for. Yes, posting this ruins the joke. Welcome to MFP*
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Are free samples available? Is this available as a gummy?
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
    No, no, no! You just never eat bananas again!
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.


    waits for the debate over "reasonable " to start :)
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    You shut it! Someone support me cutting out carbs damnit!!


    *Dear posters. I am joking with a friend of mine. Reporting me for this is uncalled for. Yes, posting this ruins the joke. Welcome to MFP*

    *sigh* So true. Both.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    But, this isn't weird and it isn't a trick - it's just science.

    Darn. I feel cheated. I wanted some gimmick. :ohwell:
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    No, no, no! You just never eat bananas again!

    Yes! That's one of the list of fifteen 'fat retention foods' that you musn't eat if you wish to lose. That's one of the main problem with those "military" and "sacred heart" diets. They usually each have one of the 15 which is why the weight comes back on when you stop. SCIENCE!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    But, this isn't weird and it isn't a trick - it's just science.

    Darn. I feel cheated. I wanted some gimmick. :ohwell:

    GIVE ME KEYTONES OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!
  • wikitbikit
    wikitbikit Posts: 518 Member
    Bah. Another old wives' tale.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Is this a trick...?

    Or a treat?
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I dunno yall I heard bout this new supplment called healthytrim, I was gonna try it but I accidentally dumpt the bottle in the toilit and now the water is bubbling and I'm a littke skared I'm not so sure if I should reorder or not thoughts???
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I dunno yall I heard bout this new supplment called healthytrim, I was gonna try it but I accidentally dumpt the bottle in the toilit and now the water is bubbling and I'm a littke skared I'm not so sure if I should reorder or not thoughts???

    Sounds like you've done your research. Where can I mail the check?
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    But, this isn't weird and it isn't a trick - it's just science.

    Darn. I feel cheated. I wanted some gimmick. :ohwell:

    GIVE ME KEYTONES OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!

    Or green coffee beans. I really like coffee.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    That *kitten* is bananas!
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S
  • cjh022
    cjh022 Posts: 88 Member
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.

    So what is the best pill to take to get this?:laugh:
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I dunno yall I heard bout this new supplment called healthytrim, I was gonna try it but I accidentally dumpt the bottle in the toilit and now the water is bubbling and I'm a littke skared I'm not so sure if I should reorder or not thoughts???

    Sounds like you've done your research. Where can I mail the check?

    its like healthytrim.org or sumthin like that I dunno i heard it on the radio but man my toilet is now falling appart, it's all cracked and stuff and it's JUST from the supplements I mean if it does that to porcilain what is it gonna do to my fat? LOL I can't wait
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.

    How much time? 2 weeks?
  • DrBroPHD
    DrBroPHD Posts: 245 Member
    What would you recommend to jump start my weight loss?
  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
    Nope, not gimmicky enough. It can't possibly be true.
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
    I dunno yall I heard bout this new supplment called healthytrim, I was gonna try it but I accidentally dumpt the bottle in the toilit and now the water is bubbling and I'm a littke skared I'm not so sure if I should reorder or not thoughts???
    Sounds like you've done your research. Where can I mail the check?
    its like healthytrim.org or sumthin like that I dunno i heard it on the radio but man my toilet is now falling appart, it's all cracked and stuff and it's JUST from the supplements I mean if it does that to porcilain what is it gonna do to my fat? LOL I can't wait
    BAHAHAHAHAHA I love you
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.

    How much time? 2 weeks?

    yes endless debate over exact details is required so that i may have an excuse for never starting or immediately declaring "failure" or whining that its "too hard"
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    What would you recommend to jump start my weight loss?

    If you'd like, you can jump once, right now. Then, start eating a reasonable caloric deficit consistently. Over time that stubborn belly fat will melt away.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.

    FALSE! i've been trying that since breakfast and i've GAINED HALF A POUND!! at this rate, i'll be up 10 lbs at the end of the WEEK!!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Actually, you forgot one part of the equation. if you add raspberry ketones to exercise and a reasonable caloric deficit, you will lose weight!
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
    This is the most PREPOSTEROUS thing I have ever heard!
  • millions0fpeaches
    millions0fpeaches Posts: 195 Member
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.
    It doesn't matter how many calories you consume, as long as you don't eat anything after 7pm.
  • mmuzzatti
    mmuzzatti Posts: 704 Member
    I find that a toilet works for me to dump calories!
  • SirZee
    SirZee Posts: 381
    Its a lot easier with negative calories food ;)
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.
    It doesn't matter how many calories you consume, as long as you don't eat anything after 7pm.

    but what if you workout after 7pm.. if you dont eat after you work out wont you go into starvation mode?

    and what if you flew from east coast to west coast that day.. what do you consider the time.. physical or body clock

    this is so complicated.. i am just gonna eat these donuts and not do antying until i have it all figured out

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