Lose Belly Fat With This Weird Old Trick!

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  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
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    Actually, you forgot one part of the equation. if you add raspberry ketones to exercise and a reasonable caloric deficit, you will lose weight!

    Also, make sure all of your food is super-bio-available. And radiation-free. With not isotopes.
  • dynamicwon
    dynamicwon Posts: 175 Member
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    Oh really. I thought I had to buy that coffee everybodies trying to sell me, you even get a discount if you become a distributor ahhhh!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    But but but then I won't have any fat left to turn into muscle. Crap. I'm gonna have to re-think my strategy......
  • bootsiejayne
    bootsiejayne Posts: 151 Member
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    Calories, deficit, time. None of that matters....puhleese. Mention weight loss and peeps start throwing out all these scientific terms that no one understands. Everyone ain't a scientist.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    Is this a trick...?

    Or a treat?

    That depends on if you have cupcakes or not.
  • wavdawg4
    wavdawg4 Posts: 139 Member
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    But, this isn't weird and it isn't a trick - it's just science.

    Darn. I feel cheated. I wanted some gimmick. :ohwell:

    GIVE ME KEYTONES OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!

    XP I totally read that in an awesome voice.

    Also this thread is awesome. :laugh:
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
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    But, this isn't weird and it isn't a trick - it's just science.

    Darn. I feel cheated. I wanted some gimmick. :ohwell:

    I love The IT Crowd!

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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    what is a "reasonable deficit"

    cmon... inquiring minds want to know...

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  • SamAdams125
    SamAdams125 Posts: 54 Member
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    You guys are doin it the hard way! I heard on the radio about this place in Fargo that can spray your fat away. I mean, why take some dumb pill when you can just get the fat sprayed off? Like, srsly.



    (disclaimer: Yes, that's a real thing, I really did hear an ad. I feel sorry for anyone who gets roped into trying that! :noway: )

    Who the heck comes up with this stuff?! lol
  • halejr23
    halejr23 Posts: 294
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    You're doing great!
    You are a special snowflake!
  • cnelson1974
    cnelson1974 Posts: 235 Member
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    Is this a trick...?

    Or a treat?

    That depends on if you have cupcakes or not.

    Can we get cupcakes in the negative calorie flavors?
  • npalacios78
    npalacios78 Posts: 31
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    Well, at least he´s not selling any product! Everytime you get these banners when surfing the internet..............new tricks, old tricks, secret potions, supplements.......................people................it´s hard work and discipline that gets you there..................
    On the bright side, I always do click on them, in case here´s something I´m missing that everyone else is doing....................:sad:
  • Riemersma4
    Riemersma4 Posts: 400 Member
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    I find that every good weight loss program starts with heading to the toilet and taking a good dump..

    have a nice day.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    "Reasonable caloric deficit"? Where do they sell that? And how many over how much time? How many days to loose 50 pounds? Please help me! I am desperate to fit in my size 2 bikini next week!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    So, I just had lunch, and went to the pizza ranch buffet line. I ate the equivalent of an entire pizza and 2.25 whole chickens (but I only ate the dark meat). I washed it down with a pitcher of soda and three dishes of their awesome soft-serve Ice cream.

    My question is what exactly do I need to eat to make me have a deficit of calories. I need foods/supplements with exact quantities of each.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    You shut it! Someone support me cutting out carbs damnit!!


    *Dear posters. I am joking with a friend of mine. Reporting me for this is uncalled for. Yes, posting this ruins the joke. Welcome to MFP*

    ^^Former stand-up comedian. Knows a thing or two about ruining a joke.

    *Again posters. I am joking with a friend. Please, just chuckle and move along to the next comment. Yes, I too can ruin a joke.*
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
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    Calories, deficit, time. None of that matters....puhleese. Mention weight loss and peeps start throwing out all these scientific terms that no one understands. Everyone ain't a scientist.

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  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    You shut it! Someone support me cutting out carbs damnit!!


    *Dear posters. I am joking with a friend of mine. Reporting me for this is uncalled for. Yes, posting this ruins the joke. Welcome to MFP*

    Reported.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    idk...I drink urine..
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    You shut it! Someone support me cutting out carbs damnit!!


    *Dear posters. I am joking with a friend of mine. Reporting me for this is uncalled for. Yes, posting this ruins the joke. Welcome to MFP*

    ^^Former stand-up comedian. Knows a thing or two about ruining a joke.

    *Again posters. I am joking with a friend. Please, just chuckle and move along to the next comment. Yes, I too can ruin a joke.*

    Also reported.

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