Lose Belly Fat With This Weird Old Trick!

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    "Reasonable caloric deficit"? Where do they sell that? And how many over how much time? How many days to loose 50 pounds? Please help me! I am desperate to fit in my size 2 bikini next week!

    I know, right! I am so confused as to who to give my credit card to! Are you telling me I can't try a free a trial, not get results and spend the next 3 months fighting with the company to stop charging me for more? *sigh*

    Why you gotta make life so simple? :tongue: :flowerforyou:
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    idk...I drink urine..

    This is MFP, a calorie-counting website. Are you looking for fetlife?
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    Is this a trick...?

    Or a treat?

    That depends on if you have cupcakes or not.

    Can we get cupcakes in the negative calorie flavors?

    SINCE WHEN IS CHOCOLATE NOT A NEGATIVE CALORIE FLAVOR??
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    And eliminate dairy, duh.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    idk...I drink urine..

    This is MFP, a calorie-counting website. Are you looking for fetlife?

    And now we know something about you :flowerforyou: hehehehe
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Is this a trick...?

    Or a treat?

    That depends on if you have cupcakes or not.

    Can we get cupcakes in the negative calorie flavors?

    SINCE WHEN IS CHOCOLATE NOT A NEGATIVE CALORIE FLAVOR??

    Chocolate isn't a food..it's a necessity...hahahaha :tongue:
  • Guamybear
    Guamybear Posts: 1,061 Member
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    I will results in less than 24hrs right?
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    I dunno, I dunno, I haven't weighed, ah, weighed
    I never weigh myself
    Maybe it is haa, uh it's weird, do you?

    Oh well, no I do, it's, it's strange
    I've just got some kind of weird growing disease
    But I do I feel, haa, I feel like I'm still growing sometimes
    If I really stand up up straight, I just go oh gosh
    I didn't use to be that tall
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    I'm confused. What kind of calorie? A protein calorie? A carb calorie? IF you're going to give advice, at least don't be so vague about it.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    Also just drink coke zero.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
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    OP! You'll bring down capitalism! If it doesn't cost money IT DOESN'T WORK! Eating at a deficit means eating less which should cost less. If everyone who wanted to lose weight just did that you'd bring about yet another crash!

    It's the end of the world as we know it....
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    idk...I drink urine..

    This is MFP, a calorie-counting website. Are you looking for fetlife?

    And now we know something about you :flowerforyou: hehehehe

    Even I know what fetlife is and I'm preeeeeeeetty vanilla... but it does raise some interesting imaginationariums....
  • SilviaGutierrezRaghu
    SilviaGutierrezRaghu Posts: 31 Member
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    Actually, you forgot one part of the equation. if you add raspberry ketones to exercise and a reasonable caloric deficit, you will lose weight!

    Also, make sure all of your food is super-bio-available. And radiation-free. With not isotopes.

    I need more information about raspberry ketones :blushing:
  • SilviaGutierrezRaghu
    SilviaGutierrezRaghu Posts: 31 Member
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    I need more information about raspberry ketones??
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    I need more information about raspberry ketones??

    Only you can decide for yourself whether more information about raspberry ketones is right for you.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    idk...I drink urine..

    This is MFP, a calorie-counting website. Are you looking for fetlife?

    And now we know something about you :flowerforyou: hehehehe

    Even I know what fetlife is and I'm preeeeeeeetty vanilla... but it does raise some interesting imaginationariums....

    I'm not even close to vanilla, and I have never heard of fetlife....






    Until today!:devil:
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
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    A reasonable caloric deficit over time.
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  • victoria090
    victoria090 Posts: 82 Member
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    ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???

    Depends on whether he gets a cut of the profits.
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
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    ive heard of this thing called....cardio...has anyone tried it? does Dr Oz recommend it???

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