Lose Belly Fat With This Weird Old Trick!
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But, this isn't weird and it isn't a trick - it's just science.
Darn. I feel cheated. I wanted some gimmick. :ohwell:
I love The IT Crowd!0 -
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A reasonable caloric deficit over time.
Too hard. Isn't there some way I can use an acetylene torch to melt it off in time for my high school reunion? Maybe Liposuction?
I lost some weight really fast once. It was a fad thing called the diabetic weight loss plan. They started with a toe, and I lost one pound overnight. Then I lost half my foot, and there went another three pounds. After that, I got a below knee amputation and that was 10 more pounds. I recently got my above knee amp, and I lost 20 more pounds. That's ~35 pounds total.0 -
A reasonable caloric deficit over time.
So what is the best pill to take to get this?:laugh:
Just watch Dr. Oz. I'm sure he can make a few suggestions for you.0 -
You guys are doin it the hard way! I heard on the radio about this place in Fargo that can spray your fat away. I mean, why take some dumb pill when you can just get the fat sprayed off? Like, srsly.
(disclaimer: Yes, that's a real thing, I really did hear an ad. I feel sorry for anyone who gets roped into trying that! :noway: )0 -
A reasonable caloric deficit over time.
This is a trick. There is no such thing as time. It is just some tomfoolery man made up to try to make sense of the universe.0 -
*hangs head*
does this mean I have to put the plastic wrap and tape away? I was gonna cleanse myself of horrible mystery toxins and then replace it with 40 gallons of water...0 -
A reasonable caloric deficit over time.
FALSE! i've been trying that since breakfast and i've GAINED HALF A POUND!! at this rate, i'll be up 10 lbs at the end of the WEEK!!
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The hell you say!0
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A reasonable caloric deficit over time.
but what if you workout after 7pm.. if you dont eat after you work out wont you go into starvation mode?
and what if you flew from east coast to west coast that day.. what do you consider the time.. physical or body clock
this is so complicated.. i am just gonna eat these donuts and not do antying until i have it all figured out
THIS GOT ME CRACKING THE H*LL UP!!!!!!! H-I-L-I-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!!!!:sad: :sad: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Actually, you forgot one part of the equation. if you add raspberry ketones to exercise and a reasonable caloric deficit, you will lose weight!
Also, make sure all of your food is super-bio-available. And radiation-free. With not isotopes.0 -
Oh really. I thought I had to buy that coffee everybodies trying to sell me, you even get a discount if you become a distributor ahhhh!0
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But but but then I won't have any fat left to turn into muscle. Crap. I'm gonna have to re-think my strategy......0
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Calories, deficit, time. None of that matters....puhleese. Mention weight loss and peeps start throwing out all these scientific terms that no one understands. Everyone ain't a scientist.0
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Is this a trick...?
Or a treat?
That depends on if you have cupcakes or not.0 -
But, this isn't weird and it isn't a trick - it's just science.
Darn. I feel cheated. I wanted some gimmick. :ohwell:
GIVE ME KEYTONES OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!
XP I totally read that in an awesome voice.
Also this thread is awesome. :laugh:0 -
But, this isn't weird and it isn't a trick - it's just science.
Darn. I feel cheated. I wanted some gimmick. :ohwell:
I love The IT Crowd!
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what is a "reasonable deficit"
cmon... inquiring minds want to know...
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You guys are doin it the hard way! I heard on the radio about this place in Fargo that can spray your fat away. I mean, why take some dumb pill when you can just get the fat sprayed off? Like, srsly.
(disclaimer: Yes, that's a real thing, I really did hear an ad. I feel sorry for anyone who gets roped into trying that! :noway: )
Who the heck comes up with this stuff?! lol0 -
You're doing great!
You are a special snowflake!0 -
Is this a trick...?
Or a treat?
That depends on if you have cupcakes or not.
Can we get cupcakes in the negative calorie flavors?0 -
Well, at least he´s not selling any product! Everytime you get these banners when surfing the internet..............new tricks, old tricks, secret potions, supplements.......................people................it´s hard work and discipline that gets you there..................
On the bright side, I always do click on them, in case here´s something I´m missing that everyone else is doing....................:sad:0 -
I find that every good weight loss program starts with heading to the toilet and taking a good dump..
have a nice day.0 -
"Reasonable caloric deficit"? Where do they sell that? And how many over how much time? How many days to loose 50 pounds? Please help me! I am desperate to fit in my size 2 bikini next week!0
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So, I just had lunch, and went to the pizza ranch buffet line. I ate the equivalent of an entire pizza and 2.25 whole chickens (but I only ate the dark meat). I washed it down with a pitcher of soda and three dishes of their awesome soft-serve Ice cream.
My question is what exactly do I need to eat to make me have a deficit of calories. I need foods/supplements with exact quantities of each.0 -
You shut it! Someone support me cutting out carbs damnit!!
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Calories, deficit, time. None of that matters....puhleese. Mention weight loss and peeps start throwing out all these scientific terms that no one understands. Everyone ain't a scientist.
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You shut it! Someone support me cutting out carbs damnit!!
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idk...I drink urine..0
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You shut it! Someone support me cutting out carbs damnit!!
*Dear posters. I am joking with a friend of mine. Reporting me for this is uncalled for. Yes, posting this ruins the joke. Welcome to MFP*
^^Former stand-up comedian. Knows a thing or two about ruining a joke.
*Again posters. I am joking with a friend. Please, just chuckle and move along to the next comment. Yes, I too can ruin a joke.*
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