Break up with the person above you.

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  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
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    You make no sense. it's over
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
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    make no sense? have you ever thought that you just don't understand me? WE'RE DONE!!!
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    There's someone else!? How could you?
  • Rum_Runner
    Rum_Runner Posts: 617 Member
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    @ Mrs Jones: Obviously you are thinking about Mr. Jones.... I can't compete!!
  • HeavierThan_Heaven
    HeavierThan_Heaven Posts: 246 Member
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    Whenever we are intimate, I know you are thinking about running - not about me.
  • Spook_Nuke_Em
    Spook_Nuke_Em Posts: 408 Member
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    You didn't bring me to Comic Con :( It's over.
  • nicolemtracy
    nicolemtracy Posts: 301 Member
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    I just can't be with a man who doesn't love me enough to shave his 'stache. Sorry, but it's not me, it's you ;P
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
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    We don't share the same love of facial hair, it's too much to overcome!
  • sunman00
    sunman00 Posts: 872 Member
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    sorry babe but there's only room for one pus*y round here!
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    We have nothing in common. It's over.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    You spend all your time in the bathroom "getting ready". Now I'm late for work. Thanks! See ya!
  • HeavierThan_Heaven
    HeavierThan_Heaven Posts: 246 Member
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    I just feel like your hiding something from me, and you are always running off in the middle of our dates.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    Hey, honey, have you seen the purple dye I was using to finish my presentation for work?

    O.O

    Yeah, this isn't going to work...
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Im sorry I am no longer interested in super-heros
  • SteveK279
    SteveK279 Posts: 134 Member
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    6 simple words...I'm not gay, but I'll learn ;)
  • CuddlyIrish
    CuddlyIrish Posts: 149
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    You dress like my grandpa I can't do it any longer....
  • twanthe1
    twanthe1 Posts: 407
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    I'm sorry I can't go to prom with you - I'm 30.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    You keep looking down at me. Over!
  • firstloveyourself
    firstloveyourself Posts: 149 Member
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    You're too pale. I can't do it any more.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    you keep losing your head

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