Strangest thing you have heard a kid say

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  • stoked2b
    stoked2b Posts: 136 Member
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    Last night my daughter said that day at school she learned all about "the stinks". I said, "the stinks? What is that?" (Besides the obvious). She said it looks like a lion and it's in Egypt! I said, "ohhhh! The Sphinx!"
  • Nutella91
    Nutella91 Posts: 624 Member
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    idk but kids grab my *kitten* all the time! like, kids on the street, just run to you, grab your *kitten* and run away, it really pisses me off.
  • vnsswsh6
    vnsswsh6 Posts: 81 Member
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    LOL! my grandson came to me , he said Ma, you are old school and I'm new school!:laugh:
  • Chubbyhulagirl
    Chubbyhulagirl Posts: 374 Member
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    Bump for laughs
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    idk but kids grab my *kitten* all the time! like, kids on the street, just run to you, grab your *kitten* and run away, it really pisses me off.

    Main St. at Disneyland, CA? Yeah, me too...
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    I was 7, my sis was 5.

    Dad: Where is your sister?
    Me: I dunno.
    [Dad walks upstairs] Dad: What are you doing?
    Sis: Oh, just nailing a nail in the wall.
    Dad: What?! Go to your room!

    Ha, priceless...
  • rtwinrn06
    rtwinrn06 Posts: 51 Member
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    Bump. Getting funny looks at work.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    My mom and dad had a water bed (when they were the latest fad). My sis jumps on the bed to wake my parents up.

    Sis: Time to get up.
    Dad: Go back to sleep, babygirl.
    Sis: Nope! Come on, dad. Rock the boat!

    My dad looks over at my mom and they both bust out laughing!
  • Brianna72994
    Brianna72994 Posts: 887
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  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    Heard this in class tonight:

    (Son is 6)

    [Commercial comes on for male enhancement] Do you want to be bigger? Longer?....
    Son: Hey, dad! Do you want to be bigger and longer?
    Mom: Oh my lord...
  • Hickyvikki69
    Hickyvikki69 Posts: 371 Member
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    My son goes to preschool and the teacher asked what is his sisters name going to be that mommy is carrying...he replies " daddy brought home a baby from the grocery store" lol idk how that plays into the name but it was funny...(note my son was very hungry he says n wasnt thinking)
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
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    While learning the alphabet my daughter asked "momma? what does an ellemeno look like?"
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    While learning the alphabet my daughter asked "momma? what does an ellemeno look like?"

    Clever girl!

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